Hello, my name is David. I used to do the weekly "Tweets from Around Campus" post, but was shifted off that role. Now, I'm back as a guest. Aren't you lucky?
2018 has been another great year in the Buckeye Twitterverse. We saw some exceptional trash talk, fantastic use of photoshop, and near perfect gif work.
Miss any gems this year or simply want a recap? We've got you covered. We've scoured the internet to give you the year's best Tweets of 2018 from Ohio State players and coaches.
Opportunity is a motha*****— Jared .X. Sullinger (@Jared_Sully0) December 6, 2018
Keep it real now yall, Ham taste better than turkey and Mac Cheese holds Thanksgiving together!— E Ravenel (@e_rav24) November 22, 2018
Forgot my ice scraper back at home and used my kickoff tee as a replacement. Worked out quite well to my surprise.— Blake Haubeil (@BlakeHaubeil) November 15, 2018
Dwayne Haskins with a great take here:
Listen to Michael Jackson hits are always a good vibe— Dwayne Haskins, Jr (@dh_simba7) November 15, 2018
Im really a nice guy... I promise pic.twitter.com/lBhiz4JgCC— Demetrius Knox (@Meech_Dream14) November 29, 2018
A birdie told me that a Swensons is opening up in Dublin tomorrow best Burger know to man— Beanie Wells (@BeanieWells26) October 26, 2018
Parris Campbell was disappointed with his McDonald's order...
I go to McDonalds and order 2 sausage McMuffins and tell them to ADD bacon... I leave with 2 sandwiches with just bread and bacon.. how..? @McDonalds— Parris Campbell (@PCampbell21) October 25, 2018
... and Jordan Fuller had a good response.
You get what you get and you dont get upset, son... Whatd I teach you? https://t.co/jkVIciEE6y— Jordan Fuller (@j_fuller4) October 25, 2018
This photo is just amazing. Not only does Tate look like he clearly would rather be a model than a football player, but Ohio State assistant AD Mike Basford's face in the background is incredible.
back to business... pic.twitter.com/IGDDZS3j0R— TATE MARTELL (@TheTateMartell) November 1, 2018
Good take here by Joshua Perry...
Im seeing all kinds of Halloween Candy Power Rankings and Im am dumbfounded by how many people think that Kit Kat bars are a top 5 candy. They belong in the garbage— Joshua E Perry (@RIP_JEP) November 1, 2018
but the Bossman disagrees:
You need help— Jason Priestas (@priestas) November 1, 2018
Per usual, its a GREAT day to be a Buckeye!!— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke14) November 8, 2018
Just like to point out that we fill the stadium more than Jay Z & Beyonc— Drue Chrisman (@DChrisman91) August 17, 2018
I only know of two states(Utah and Ohio) that can go from blazing hot to freezing cold in one day and of course Ive just happened to live a majority of my life in both— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) October 18, 2018
Another really solid tweet here:
Obviously I was the fastest. pic.twitter.com/vmsV2Ik9BK— Dustin Fox (@DustinFox37) October 17, 2018
This has, uh, not worked out so far.
My sleeper teams this year are the Suns and the Knicks. You heard it here first.— James JJ Sullinger (@JJSullinger) October 4, 2018
Twitter is hilarious. How can you not laugh at this. pic.twitter.com/Nti9j8gFsj— Jerome Baker Jr. (@Lastname_Baker) August 16, 2018
Her names Baby. 9 month old Bull Terrier. I swear she's the nicest dog ever. Her energy be unmatched at the dog parks though lol pic.twitter.com/E9aKm73q0l— |Ajani Titilayo| (@RestUpBoog) August 10, 2018
#MYHITTA is Ohio State's next great linebacker:
I feel like fighting and football the two best ways to test yo manhood.— Jermale Hines (@Male_Hines7) August 2, 2018
I use to think that Time Warner cable was bad. @GetSpectrum is even worse. Their DVR and Demand always has issues. I can't keep paying for this. I've been an enabler for far too long.— Chimdi Chekwa (@ChimChek) July 26, 2018
#HowSheGoneEat Forevaaaa— Tracy Sprinkle (@TSprinkle93) July 26, 2018
Kyle Synder had this iconic take:
I see some people saying sweet potato. No one picks sweet potato over a regular fry solely based on taste. The added health benefit is what gets people to eat it. Also, no one likes sweet potato fries the first time they eat them. It takes 3 tries.— Kyle Snyder (@Snyder_man45) July 5, 2018
I agree with this. Sweet potato fries are terrible.
One of my favorite counter-attacks to Where do you want to eat? is What sounds good?— Corey Linsley (@Linsley71) July 12, 2018
People forget how good School of Rock is. Definitely one of my top 5 movies of all-time.— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke14) July 5, 2018
I'm taking Marc "The Shark" Smith next semester and I'm looking forward to this now:
Marc Smith when someone doesnt know that debits increase asset/expense accounts & decrease liability/equity accounts https://t.co/4jRYyIJYQG— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) July 26, 2018
Every time someone sees me taking the elevator from the 1st to the 2nd floor, I start walking off with a limp. Wont let people catch me being lazy— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) July 19, 2018
This was one of the tweets of the year:
I just got into some random dudes car thinking it was @Tuf_Borland car. I have never seen a person panic like that before— Michael Jordan (@BigMikeJ73) January 30, 2018
I can only imagine the look on the dude's face when he saw a 300 pound offensive lineman just waltz into his car.
When on a highway/road and you see Merge Right, Lane ends in 1/4 mile and people continue to try that lane and fly by you have already respectfully merged, does anyone else ever want to pull left and slam your car into theirs? Or is that just me? Lol #YouPeopleCauseTraffic— Brian Hartline (@brianhartline) July 19, 2018
The traditional fruity Lifesavers are a severely underrated candy.— Dustin Fox (@DustinFox37) July 18, 2018
Mr. & Mrs. pic.twitter.com/CmhwSaJeCV— Johnathan Hankins (@BigTimeHank) July 20, 2018
Even in Boston Im getting O-H yelled to me Buckeyes got the best fans!— Tyreke Smith (@T_23_baller) March 29, 2018
Running in the airport in flip flops— Cardale Jones (@Cardale7_) March 24, 2018
Mom: I ain't gon be able to make the parent teacher conference cause I gotta work— Gareon Conley (@_gconley8) March 29, 2018
And the tweet of the YEAR goes to Dwayne Haskins:
Michael Thomas' Cryptic Tweets from 2018
YOU THOUGHT I WOULD FORGET? AS IF!
It is what it is its not what I thought and I aint complaining.— Michael Thomas (@Cantguardmike) December 13, 2018
We was going to get here eventually— Michael Thomas (@Cantguardmike) December 12, 2018
Fuel to the fire. Took it higher then they ever seen— Michael Thomas (@Cantguardmike) November 13, 2018
If its real it will surface— Michael Thomas (@Cantguardmike) November 7, 2018
Still figuring it out though— Michael Thomas (@Cantguardmike) October 11, 2018
— Michael Thomas (@Cantguardmike) October 9, 2018
Dedicated to the chase.— Michael Thomas (@Cantguardmike) August 24, 2018
Longevity— Michael Thomas (@Cantguardmike) July 12, 2018
Stay humble but move with expectation.— Michael Thomas (@Cantguardmike) July 13, 2018
Have a good 2019, everyone!