I can't tell you how many USC-UCLA games I've missed because of a bad result right before their kickoff. After the Texas game in Columbus, even after drinking all game, I did five straight shots of Maker's so I could crawl into bed and not be miserable all night. Same for the 18-15 game against USC at The Shoe. How many of those nights have you had? 0? 5-9? 10-14? 15-19? 20+? I'm gonna have to admit to 20+.