Time: 7PM - 2 AM EST
Cost: 10,000 helmet stickers
***The Table of Elders reserves the right to grant admission on a case by case basis
Dress code: Blazers required - no tennis shoes or ball caps
Behavior: Gentlemanly with a hint of Frat
Atmosphere: Boardwalk Empire style venue but with modern technology
Includes: Vintage, robust leather arm chairs for everyone, open bar (top shelf only) but decanters of scotch will be provided, engraved rocks glasses, appropriate amount of 70" Tv's, Bang & Olufsen surround sound, cigar buffet (cuban and dominican only) with regal ashtrays, steak and seafood dinner catered by Smith & Wollensky (offering 8 different cuts and lobster)
Women: Strippers only (unless you're an 11w member, for whom we will roll out the red carpet)
And yes - liquor will flow like the falls Niagra
A side note regarding Trolls: Trolls will be rounded up near the end of the second quarter. At half time, they will be dressed in Brady Hoke costumes and paraded through the lounge. After halftime, they will be released to the lounge so lounge members can have their way with said trolls. Trolls will never forget the lounge.