June 6th, 2025.
ScUM will face an NCAA COI hearing today to review the facts of their years-long cheating scheme and cover-up. Ladies and Gentlemen, it's officially Waffle Stomp Day!!!
To celebrate today, I have crafted a tribute song from one of my favorite artists, “Weird Al” Yankovic, based on his song, Weasel Stomping Day.
I give you: “Waffle Stomping Day”
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy Ho! It's Waffle Stomping Day
Put your silver helmet on
Set out Brutus on the lawn
Don't you know it's Waffle Stomping Day?
All the NCAA girls and boys
Love that wonderful crying noise
They know what this day's about
When they snuff a wolverine’s hopes right out
So, come along and have a laugh
Championship banners torn in half
All their recruits will run the hell away
Hip hip hooray, it's Waffle Stomping Day
People up and down State Street
Grieving cause their team did cheat
Why they did it? Who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday
So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their cheating ways right in
It's our tradition that makes it okay
Hey everyone, it's Waffle Stomping
We'll have some fun on Waffle Stomping
F**k all of TCUN, it's Waffle Stomping Day
Hip Hip Hooray, it's Waffle Stomping Day
Waffle Stomping Day, Hey!
Update: Connor Stallions is at the COI hearing! Best of luck to scUM if he opens his mouth.
Previous: https://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/college-sports/2025/06/156438/ttun-scandal-ccxci-hearing-eve
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