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Brohio


Los Angeles, CA (via Toledo, OH)

MEMBER SINCE   May 28, 2015

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Comment 15 Nov 2019

2 New ones...

Ben Roethlisberger would have been nice except we offered him as a tight end despite breaking every single season Ohio HS QB record and he told us to fuck right off and became a first round pick in the god damn MAC.

We also offered Lamar Jackson...but he didn't seem to love us back. But could you imagine what he would have looked like in the Urban offense?

Comment 15 Nov 2019

Thats part of the joke. The hosts Twitter name is BWalkerSEC. He is an admitted SEC homer that loves Miss State and HATES Auburn and Alabama. So instead of the tongue in cheek Finebaum/David Pollock homerism, it's very intentional and that's the joke. He also says many times that no one is beating Ohio State, Minnesota deserves to be in the top 4, Baylor are frauds, Nick Saban is evil, Ole Miss cheats, and many many other amazing takes. 

Comment 15 Nov 2019

It's been mentioned but Pardon My Take. Laugh out loud funny every episode. It will take a few weeks to learn all the inside jokes, but they are the #1 sports podcast (numbers-wise) for a reason. Unnecessary Roughness is another Barstool one solely about college football that is growing on me. On the comedy side, Bill Burr's podcast is great, and Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer's "2 Bears, 1 Cave" are both great options. 

Bonus podcast pro-tip: Listen to your podcasts on Spotify, not the Apple podcast app. Saves a ton of space on your phone. Allows you to stream episodes without downloading. You can still manually download episodes in advance of flights so you don't need the internet, without the space eating autodownloads of Apple's podcast app subscriptions. 

Comment 15 Nov 2019

@LCT Do you like hockey? This would be a 5 min major and an ejection, maybe a game or 2. Do you like Nascar? I can think of 3 instances of drivers fighting each other similar to this. Helmet swinging and all. They were fined. UFC? Chair swinging at weigh-ins, Conor McGregor shattering bus windows. You name it. 

Banned for multiple years or life? Give me a break. I don't know why we have to treat football like this societal lynchpin where everything is over sensationalized where we are dying to "cancel" every athlete and ruin their family's livelihood for every single transgression. It is a fucking game. Jesus. ENOUGH. 

Comment 13 Nov 2019

Forget Georgia...follow these steps to truly lose your mind. 

1. Pull up the 2019 schedule & results from 2019 for Clemson in 1 tab
2. Open another tab with the 2019 schedule and results for Baylor.
3. Open a third tab with the 2019 schedule and results for Minnesota
4. Compare all 3
5. Check this week's CFP rankings
6. Procure a sledgehammer
7. Smash your laptop.

Comment 11 Nov 2019

I would love to see this board if we had beaten #3 Bama on the road, #7 Florida, #9 Auburn and Texas on the road all in the same undefeated season and were ranked #2. lol. Still a lot of season left. We will be #1 if we win out. And we'll beat whoever they put in front of us in the playoffs. But there is no debating that LSU's resume is objectively better at this exact moment. 

Comment 10 Nov 2019

I'm hoping you weren't one of the people citing the TCU win last season as a quality win, because this is the exact same scenario

Comment 10 Nov 2019

I just want this documented somewhere....If Auburn loses the rest of their big games this season, watch out for Gus Malzahn taking this job, Auburn avoiding his buyout and Arkansas being forced to renew his deal after year 1 which they would pretty much be forced to do. Auburn boosters are appeased, Auburn gets to jump into a hot coaching market without paying a huge amount of dead money, and Arkansas gets a blue chip coach that they normally wouldn't have a shot at and Gus gets to keep his gravy train going which probably wouldn't be an option after next year at Auburn. A rare win/win/win/win

Comment 10 Nov 2019

I'm sorry but if you have a team that has beaten #3 Alabama, #7 Florida, #9 Auburn and #9 Texas in the same season ranked below Ohio State, it is the definition of homerism. We are great. And if we take care of business all the way and win the B1G, then we can make arguments about being the 1 seed instead of the 2 seed. But at current press time, LSU's resume is objectively better than Ohio State's. I think we will beat anyone in the country right now, so I'm not so concerned about the seed we get, but if we're calling them fair, LSU is #1. 

Comment 31 Oct 2019

The Tornado Room is a must. It’s a very old school steakhouse. Absolutely no tourists in there. Great cocktails. It’s very small and dim. Something out of Mad Men vibes. It’s my go-to

there is a dive bar called the Silver Dollar that is my other favorite. Dirt cheap, awesome vibes, the BEST people. 
 

Tell every bartender you’re from out of town and they will definitely buy you a round of shots at some point. Also the old Fashioneds in Madison are made with brandy, not whiskey. 

Comment 30 Oct 2019

I agree but my opinion is a bit tempered. I think there are more dynamic QBs out there right now...but they have a much lower floor. Fields just doesn't make mistakes and that is why I love him. Probably wont put Hurts-like highlight reel shit on film, but he just never messes up. Thank you Georgia

Comment 20 Oct 2019

That's different. Saying ESPN has SEC bias is like Jr Varsity crackpot-ism. If you want to take it to PSU/TTUN/MSU level you'd have to change it to "THE ONLY REASON CLEMSON BEAT US 31-0 WAS BECAUSE OF ESPN BIAS AND WE WERE HELD ON EVERY PLAY. ESPN CALLED THE REFS AND TOLD THEM TO COUNT CLEMSON POINTS AS DOUBLE BECAUSE DELANEY IS THE ILLUMINATI"

Comment 20 Oct 2019

While we are on the topic of pathetic fanbases, I'd like to say that I love you guys for eating our losses like men and not running to the boards, even during the 2011 debaucle, and blame EVERY. FUCKING. SLIGHT. to our program on crackpot conspiracy theories and referee bias like PSU, TTUN, ND and MSU fans. 

Comment 19 Oct 2019

It's spelled T-A-G-O-vailoa. I'm pretty well versed in other cultures and nomenclature. How the fuck do you get "TUNGAVAILOA" out of that? Where is the N? Thats like someone being like "My name is spelled "T-O-D-D"....it's pronounced "Tom"

Comment 19 Oct 2019

I DEMAND A GIF OF RONNIE BELL CRYING RIGHT FUCKING NOW