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Brian Kelly's Favorite Yoga Poses

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August 1, 2017 at 12:48pm
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/college/notre-dame/2017/07/31/brian-kelly-accountable-notre-dames-2016-missteps-promises-change-2017/524855001/
 

Slow news day, but found this great little write up on Notre Dame's upcoming season....

But his reason for optimism is different than his peers: After last season ended and rumors floated that he might lose his job, Kelly made sweeping changes. He hired seven new coaches, including offensive, defensive and special teams coordinators. He found a young, dynamic strength and conditioning coach who has drastically changed the culture of the weight room. He added a mental skills consultant and altered his own approach as well, which included internal (yoga) and external (changing up his schedule) adjustments.

What, no Karate? So what are your favorite Brian Kelly yoga poses? Let's take a look at few of my favorites:

  • Downward purple-facing dog
  • Extended Side Angle Monsoon Pass Pose
  • Declining Hero Pose
  • Revolved Head-into-Ass Pose
  • Side Crane SabanMeyer Thunderfucked Pose
  • Side-Reclining Screaming Leg Lift
  • Fire Everyone Pose
  • Wolfpack Low Lunge
  • Booster Supported Head-stand
  • Athletic Director Supported Shoulder-stand
  • Wide-Angle Airplane Seated Forward Scotch Order
  • Breath Retention Gaping A-Gap Hole
  • Cornerback Tree Pose
  • Warrior I Pose - $10 million Buttocks Stretch
  • Warrior II Pose - 6 year Retirement Stretch
  • Warrior II Pose - Massive Buyout Abdominal Lock

 

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