Hi folks! My birthday is coming up in June, and I was hoping you all can help me get everything on my wishlist.
I would like:
1) A home security system that shoots an intruder with a tranquilizer dart that lasts 8.5 hrs long.
2) For Bucksfan to NEVER change his icon again.
3) A 6 month supply of JIF peanut butter (Peter Pan is also acceptable).
4) No more sex scandals in the B1G.
Let's make it happen people!