Bert Bielema's Best Hits From SEC Media Days 2016

The SEC Media Days kicked off Monday, which doesn't move the needle in the North. One person who does move the needle, however, is Arkansas coach and college football arch-villain Bert Bielema.

Here are some of his best hits from his Wendesday appearance in Hoover, Alabama:

Bielema: I hope there's a moratorium on complaining about officiating

— Thomas Murphy (@TomMurphyADG) July 13, 2016

.@BretBielema on @SECNetwork: he brought Yorkies and his swimsuit to #SECMD16. "...I'm going to be in South Beach by 5."

— Birmingham Bowl (@Birmingham_Bowl) July 13, 2016  

Bielema says going 0-8 in SEC in his first Arkansas season was the most embarrassing point of his football life.

— Barrett Sallee (@BarrettSallee) July 13, 2016

Bielema, out of context: "I believe in karma."

— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) July 13, 2016

"I was in Russell Wilson's wedding. I wasn't in the wedding. I was in the eighth row on the right side in the outside seat." -- Bret Bielema

— Neal McCready (@NealMcCready) July 13, 2016

Bret after loss to Aggies: Sumlin: "I don't know what to say.' Bielema: "Don't say anything, I might punch you."

— Wally Hall (@WallyLikeItIs) July 13, 2016

Bielema for the win: "At Arkansas, we're not built very sexy. We need a lot of time in the bathroom to get ready."

— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) July 13, 2016

Bielema said he warned SEC coaches, but then James Franklin going from Vandy to Penn State a catalyst for satellite camps invading the south

— Adam Sparks (@AdamSparks) July 13, 2016

"Divine intervention did happen. I'm a believer." - Bret Bielema on the 4th & 25 play against Ole Miss

— SEC Country (@SEC_Country_) July 13, 2016

Bielema on OC Dan Enos' non-compete clause keeping him from UGA:
I kind of stuck my tongue out and wiggled my nose and felt good about it.

— Marc Weiszer (@marcweiszer) July 13, 2016

.... Has it switched? Is Bert Bielema good now? Somebody throw acid in my face.