Of Course Iowa Produced the World's Worst Recruiting Graphic

By D.J. Byrnes on August 20, 2015 at 12:57 pm
The World's Worst Recruiting Graphic
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A great coach keeps a great graphics designer in 2015, which is why Urban Meyer has had one in the back pocket since 2012

But some schools aren't lucky to employ Urban Meyer. 

NJ.com reached out to several of the sites Top 50 prospects for examples of the photo edits they'd received from prospective colleges. Ohio State, unsurprisingly, led the list.

Perhaps equally unsurprising, however, is Iowa produced far and away the worst graphic of the bunch. In fact, there are simply no words with which I can adequately flay this beast, so I'm forced to just post this monstrosity:

WTF IOWA

By and large, memes are hieroglyphs for the criminally unfunny and original amongst us. The Most Interesting Man — a corporate spinoff of those Chuck Norris jokes your dad just couldn't stop devouring in 2007 — is one of the biggest offenders.

So of course Iowa is having its graphics warlock whip up a Most Interesting Man meme in an MSPaint bathtub inside a dilapidated camper parked in a cornfield 20 miles outside of Iowa City.

No. 29 K.J. Gray, St. Peter's Prep 2016 WR and Boston College commit, also received this from Iowa prior to his announcement.

Wow, can you believe that? Iowa got outworked by the college sending kids Drake memes.  

To be fair to Iowa, its second submission is dynamite compared to this one, but still... it's going to take its graphics department 15 years to work the stink of this one off.


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