I would have to assume that a typical Festivus Feast would entail a buffet of food you have had trouble choking down since childhood, in order to get your displeasure level at an all time high
If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg
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No Festivus?
Fan of bacon since 1981
What kind of food do they serve for Festivus? I've never celebrated it. Is it Jewish food? Or soul food? Just curious.
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
I was being a smartass, I voted for Thanksgiving. But I'd like to imagine they serve horse meat sausages w/ potatoes and sauer kraut.
Fan of bacon since 1981
I would have to assume that a typical Festivus Feast would entail a buffet of food you have had trouble choking down since childhood, in order to get your displeasure level at an all time high
If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg
And to help increase the displeasure level, you should be forced to watch game tape of Michigans defense the past 3 years.
Fan of bacon since 1981
but you need to eat that food so that you have energy for the "feats of strength"
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
You have Johnny's attention.
Taquitos.