Speaking from experience, driving a rental car with Michigan plates can be a disgusting feeling. Buckeye fans —
some of the most beautiful people in the world — suddenly detest you and do things like honk at you to draw your attention before flipping you the bird.
These Buckeye fans, however, apparently got a little creative when dealing with his conundrum:
I probably would've added "Please don't kill me" or "Don't key my rent-car, bros!" at the end of that just to be safe.