I remember when my mom turned 50 and how mortified she was when she found a mile-marker-to-her-grave in the form of a "happy birthday" letter from the American Association of Retired People. You know, because she was old and all.
Urban Meyer is a lot more famous than my mom, so naturally he's getting the VIP treatment on his 50th birthday.
Why are you celebrating, AARP? Because Urban Meyer is one year closer to joining your ranks? THERE IS STILL UNFINISHED BUSINESS AT OHIO STATE, YOU GUYS.
Hopefully Urban isn't readying his retirement paperwork until 2358. (I'm a bit higher on the future of medicine than most.)