Evan Turner Runs Out of Gas In His Ferrari

By DJ Byrnes on June 23, 2014 at 7:31p
Evan Turner ran out of gas in his Ferrari Monday.
44 Comments

We last saw former Ohio State standout Evan Turner fighting his own teammate before a playoff game. The Pacers escaped that series with the Hawks, but in the end, were handled rather easily by the Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference Finals.

To offer his interpretation of the Pacer's end-of-the-season run, here's Evan Turner, out of gas and filling his Ferrari in the median of a busy highway 315 in Columbus.

Here's the caption with the photo:

It never fails smh no matter how much money cats have they are still the same. @evanalmighty12Ran out of gas in his Ferrari smh #Embarrassing

I'm a big-time proponent of how far you can drive after that "Empty" light flicks on, but then again, I also don't have a Ferrari. 

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BierStube's picture

The chick looks thrilled! Also, did he have trouble finding the hazards ... the wipers look like they have been on ... even though the sun is shinning.

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

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IGotAWoody's picture

Agree about the hazards, but this is Ohio. It might've been raining 2 mins before this pic was taken!

 - License to kill gophers (wolverines, badgers, etc) by the government of the United Nations

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German Buckeye's picture

Just because you are rich and famous doesn't mean you have common sense.

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FitzBuck's picture

All I can think of is the Seinfeld episode where Kramer goes for a test drive......let's keep going Evan. 

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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FitzBuck's picture

http://youtu.be/TuEdU_lrtZk

Top five Kramer moment.

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

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cw823's picture

This is why I always fill up my Ferrari before i get on the highway.

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Knarcisi's picture

Wow, pretty snarky post by buddy PJ Hill. Getting a feeling all said about Evan is true. 

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BuckeyeInOrlando's picture

Do that a few more times he'll be replacing the fuel pump... Probably 10 Grand! Of course it's chump change to E.T...

Eph97's picture

For a second, I though you said pretty soon he'll be pumping gas, i.e., working at a gas station...which is actually what happens to most pro athletes who squander money on entourages and multiple 100k+ cars.

 

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osu07asu10's picture

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT I DROVE BY HIM AROUND 6! hahaha!

I drove by and thought, that is a damn nice car to be sitting in the middle of an "exit" (315/670 split). Traffic slows at that point anyway and my exit is Grandview Heights, I looked in and saw the same pissed off girl on her phone but no ET! He must have been on the trek for some gas.

 

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

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741's picture

Tonight of all nights I stayed at work late and missed this on my normal route home?! 

BAHHAHAHAHAHA!

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brandonbauer87's picture

Those new "ventless" gas cans are an absolute pain in the ass. All the more reason to keep that Ferrari full. 

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KingsRite's picture

I go through there in my work truck everyday. It must have happened after I went through and I was on the NB side. I would of honked my horn and yelled "Yeah Evan!" lol

“I have yet to be in a game where luck was involved. Well-prepared players make plays. I have yet to be in a game where the most prepared team didn't win.” -Urban Meyer-

bukyze's picture

The look of that Pacers jacket looks way too much like tSUN.  I'd demand a trade just on that principle.

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alust2013's picture

Haha, I was wondering what he was doing back in Columbus. I drive by there every day after work, although I was through there long before that.

...and Michigan still sucks.

BassDropper's picture

pretty sure he lives here in the offseason.

DIRECTIONER

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timhbomb's picture

Somewhere Mark Titus is having a belly laugh.

 

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Earle's picture

Pretty sure I saw Titus walking away from that car earlier in the day with a hose in his hands.

Italics are for emphasis.

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Nutty's picture

Titus is laughable. Evan is playing in the NBA and Titus is still trying to a make a living off being a walk on.

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AlwayzABuckeye614's picture

WTH, that 1 gallon gas can is just gonna get im OFF the freeway's next exit LOL wow man!

 

Stoicpaisano's picture

Snow bunny for a girl?

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DMcDougal24's picture

I think I know what happened.. And not going to lie I photoshopped Evan Turner's face on Kramer's but I was afraid people wouldn't make the connection. 

 

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lwitters's picture

Who the hell "pulls over" there?

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DJ Byrnes's picture

when you're out of gas it's not like you really have a choice.

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

lwitters's picture

The side of the road is the choice I had in mind.

BassDropper's picture

i would make fun of him, but I've been in his situation many of times.

DIRECTIONER

MeyerMattaScarletHeroes's picture

Wow, dangerous situation. Glad to hear Evan is ok...he's fortunate somebody didn't hit him.

Gas is expensive.

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buckeyedude's picture

Gas is expensive.

So now we know that even the rich and famous are struggling with these gas prices.

 

 

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MeyerMattaScarletHeroes's picture

Word up, BuckeyeDude...these gas prices are ridic.

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hit_the_couch's picture

I still, to this day, don't understand how anyone runs out of gas. The gas gauge doesn't even work, in my beater, and I never run out.

And then I told her...i'm no weatherman, but tonight's forecast is calling for several inches!

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Nutty's picture

We're really interested in a guy running out of gus? Wish I had a Ferrari to run out of gas in.

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CALPOPPY's picture

I was interested when CBS ran out of Gus. It changed the announcing for March Madness.

I'm a hurtin' buckaroo.

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Shangheyed's picture

LOVE THE SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CarolinaBuck's picture

How does Evan Turner even fit into a Ferrari?

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OSUFlash's picture

I hope he gets Giant Eagle fuel perks.
 

osuflash

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BuddhaBuck's picture

"got a quarter tank of gas, in my new E-class, but that's alright, cause I'm gon' riiiiiiiiiiiiiiide"...#StillFly

Don't text while driving.

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RedStorm45's picture

Does he still live in Columbus?

Also (sort of on topic?) - is he a buyout candidate for the Pacers?  He did nothing in the playoffs for them.  I'd rather have him as my PG than George Hill though.

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IGotAWoody's picture

He joined them late, and I'm sure Vogel didn't want to make a major change like that. But the Pacers might keep him, with that thought in mind. I'm with you, him running the point would make the Pacers better.

 - License to kill gophers (wolverines, badgers, etc) by the government of the United Nations

ibuck's picture

ET, no auto club membership?

Our honor defend, we will fight to the end !

ponder10's picture

At the end of the day he still has a Ferrari and we don't. ET gets the last laugh.

“In the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.” ~ Baba Dioum

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Tater_Schroeder's picture

I'm awaiting comment from Mark Titus on this one.

How Firm Thy Friendship

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NoVA Buckeye's picture

"The E light can take you so far"

I'd say this is an accurate description of the Pacers' season

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

Nutty's picture

I'll admit I am a huge Turner fan. The guy was the player of the year and an awesome player for OSU. Everyone loved him after that shot against TSUN (while Titus was sitting on the bench). And has nothing but positive things to say about OSU (as opposed to Titus). He brought a lot of respect to OSU hoops. I don't get OSU fans poking fun at him.

11UrbzAndSpices's picture

Yeah, people should only poke fun of the people you don't like!!

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