I miss you. I miss us.
I remember a time when you were my favorite online Buckeye sports bar. Now you're more like that stuffy, snobby, upscale cocktail lounge. You still get me drunk, I just don't drink as often. And I don't enjoy drinking as much as I used to.
I thought Jon Taffer was coming in to re-decorate. I counted to three, opened my eyes, and I didn't even recognize you anymore.
I got inside and checked out the changes. There was still beer, but I had to count backwards from 100 while gargling water to get any. The jukebox was still there, but I had to use Canadian quarters only. Someone tells me I can still get a burger and fries. I'm not sure I believe him.
The new bar looks nice, but it just doesn't feel like my bar. I just want easy access to beer and conversation.