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Comment 01 Mar 2015

I've had everything, and ended up sticking with iPhones.  iPhones just work. It may not be as customizable, but it's much more intuitive. I'm mildly addicted. I have no problem putting it down when I'm otherwise entertained. 

Comment 28 Feb 2015

All homerism aside, I agree. I think he'd be a good backup. 

Comment 27 Feb 2015

Emily Ratajkowski is pretty highly rated by me. I love a model who isn't afraid of a little nudity.  

Comment 27 Feb 2015

I don't really like white and gold dresses. Now, if you could find me a blue and black one just like it....

Comment 27 Feb 2015

Now I'm able to focus enough to see blue and black again. I'm mesmerized. 

Comment 27 Feb 2015

When I first saw this yesterday, it was blue and black. Now I can't seem to see it that way. Now it's white and gold. Very cool. 

Comment 26 Feb 2015

I watched a documentary about domesticating wolves. After ithat I read up on it a little. They say it takes four generations of selective breeding to domesticate one. In each litter you only breed the calmest. Even then, the guy lost some fingers. I'd just shoot it or have it removed. 

Comment 25 Feb 2015

I'll interject a little about the van not wanting to start. I am a mechanic. I work on Hondas now, but worked on Fords for 3 years previously. If ether gets it going, it's not a battery or starter or anything like that. It's likely electrical, possibly mechanical. I couldn't begin to help you figure it out over the Internet. You need to find a shop. 

Comment 25 Feb 2015

You haven't done any serious damage. It's not good for cars to idle with no load for extended periods of time, but it won't hurt anything as long as you don't make a habit of it. 

Comment 24 Feb 2015

Slightly off topic, but I had Elevator's Horny Goat a couple weeks ago. That was a pretty impressive beer if I do say so myself. 

Comment 23 Feb 2015

I'm a master Honda and Acura service technician. One of only 5 in the country to be certified in both manufacturers. 

Comment 21 Feb 2015

The Roby ejection was a pretty impressive collective moment of disgust. I don't remember it being that loud, though. It was still fun to hear the entire crowd threatening the officials. 

Comment 21 Feb 2015

After their classroom QB session, Jameis and Jim switch roles as Jameis explains how to f*** her right in the p**** without punishment. 

Comment 20 Feb 2015

I lean towards agreeing with you. However, the start is actually the most important piece. If you can't get off the block, you'll run a time slower than your speed. Devin has a track background, so I expect him to test well. I expect 4.39-4.43. 

Comment 19 Feb 2015

I may have to pick this back up. I beat it a couple times on the last round. 

Comment 17 Feb 2015

My greatest achievement was in high school golf. We reached the district tournament for my last 3 years. In golf, there are no regionals, so this was the last step before state. My entire team was made of guys I grew up very close to. We were all in the same class, and very good. We were expected to compete for the district title my junior season, but two of our guys got caught with cigarettes at the hotel the night before the tournament. My coach did the honorable thing and blew our chances by suspending those guys. My senior season, we played the entire season undefeated and won the sectional championship. We even beat the eventual D-II champs, Mount Gilead, in their own tournament. We were D-III. At districts, we peed down our legs. We were the favorites to win, and didn't even qualify to advance to state. 

It still haunts me to this day. I've even been back to that course for personal revenge.