Listen people, farts are funny. Even the world's greatest comedian, Louis CK, thinks so. However, I'm not sure what occurred on Monday Night Countdown can be considered hilarious, but rather haunting. Hall of Famer Mike Ditka decided last night would be a good time to let the Windy City strike on our beloved Buckeye, Cris Carter.
*poot* pic.twitter.com/XmLTqWrpm8
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) October 20, 2015
Bonus points for Ditka leaning over to the side in order for maximum liftoff power. Not only did Ditka create a new dimension with that wind flapper, Cris' look afterwards personifies a petrified state.
Everyone send your thoughts and prayers towards the Carter family today. Cris' nostrils may never be the same again.
Since everyone is doing weekly pieces, perhaps I should make a weekly fart column? No? Okay, got it.
