STROUD TO STOVER
Cade Stover is selected 123rd overall in the fourth round of the NFL draft by the Texans, reuniting him with C.J. Stroud.
THE LAND FROM WHICH THEY COME
Go north until you smell it. I'll definitely hold out for that assignment in Hawai'i.
TEN FACTS ABOUT THAT TEAM AND ITS FANS
- It was reported that The One Who Wears Khakis will only dress twenty players for The Game. The rest of the players will have to dress themselves.
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Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of _ichigan weddings?
To keep the flies off the bride. -
Why do they sell so many fly jeans in _ichigan?
Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away. - A fan of That Team walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I need you to remove this wart off my butt."
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Did you hear about the winner of the Wolverine beauty contest?
Neither did I. -
What do you get when you cross a fan of That Team and a pig?
Nothing. There are some things a pig will not do. -
How many University of _ichigan freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it is a sophomore class. -
What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor?
Columbus: 187 miles. -
Why don't fans of That Team let their kids play in sand boxes?
Because cats keep covering them up. -
How do you keep a fan of That Team from drinking too much?
Shut the toilet seat on him.
| LOCATION | Ann Arbor (she's a whore) |
| YEAR FOUNDED | 1817 |
| ENROLLMENT | 43,625 |
| NICKNAME | Wolverines |
| COLORS | Piss and Blue |
| HEAD COACH | The One Who Wears Khakis |
KNOW THAT TEAM'S RECENT HISTORY
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| MICHIGAN STATE | YEAR | OHIO STATE |
| 5-7 | 2014 | 14-1 |
| 7-6 | 2013 | 12-2 |
| 8-5 | 2012 | 12-0 |
| 20-18 | TOTAL | 38-3 |
| 7-6 | AVERAGE | 13-1 |
KNOW THE MAN WHO LEADS THAT TEAM
This guy seems stable.
The One Who Wears Khakis was hired by That Team on December, 30 2014. He has led TTUN to a record of 8-3 (.727) or 9-2 (.818). Prior to taking the head job at our rival was the head coach of the San Francisco 49ers (2011-2014), Stanford (2007-2010) and San Diego (2004-2006). The Khaki wearer is 66-30 (.688) or 67-29 (.698) as a college head coach.
That Team is 9-2 this season. The losses were to Utah and Michigan State. You can throw the records out the window when it comes to The Game, but it is comforting to know the Buckeyes are 10-1 against TTUN since 2004.
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| POSITION | PLAYER | COMP. RATING | POSITION | PLAYER | COMP. RATING |
| QB | JAKE RUDOCK | .856 | QB | J.T. BARRETT | .935 |
| RB | De'VEON SMITH | .915 | RB | EZEKIEL ELLIOTT | .969 |
| WR | AMARA DARBOH | .915 | WR | MICHAEL THOMAS | .870 |
| WR | JEHU CHESSON | .865 | WR | CURTIS SAMUEL | .970 |
| FB | JOE KERRIDGE | .699 | HY | BRAXTON MILLER | .983 |
| TE | JAKE BUTT | .926 | TE | NICK VANNETT | .912 |
| LT | MASON COLE | .941 | LT | TAYLOR DECKER | .927 |
| LG | BEN BRADEN | .880 | LG | BILLY PRICE | .916 |
| C | GRAHAM GLASGOW | .699 | C | JACOBY BOREN | .870 |
| RG | KYLE KALIS | .975 | RG | PAT ELFLEIN | .842 |
| RT | ERIK MAGNUSON | .959 | RT | CHASE FARRIS | .925 |
| AVERAGE | .875 | AVERAGE | .920 |
OFFENSIVE STARTERS RECRUITING NOTES 2012-2015
That Team's highest rated starter is RG Kyle Kalis (.975).
The largest gap among the offensive starters is the 284 point gap between Ohio State's Braxton Miller and That Team's FB Joe Kerridge T(.699).
The average of Ohio State's starters is 45 points better than That Team's.
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| POSITION | NO. OF PLAYERS | POSITION | NO. OF PLAYERS |
| QB | 7 | QB | 4 |
| RB | 7 | RB | 5 |
| WR | 11 | WR | 11 |
| ATH | 6 | ATH | 9 |
| TE | 8 | TE | 3 |
| OT | 7 | OT | 11 |
| OG / C | 9 | OG / C | 7 |
| FB | 6 | ||
| TOTAL | 61 | TOTAL | 50 |
OFFENSIVE RECRUITING COMPARISON
That Team's starting QB, Jake Rudock (.856), was 25/38 for 256 yards, 2 TDs and an INT last week against Penn State.
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| AVERAGE | CATEGORY | AVERAGE |
| 6-3 | HEIGHT | 6-4 |
| 201 | WEIGHT | 208 |
| .893 | COMP. AVERAGE | .890 |
Last week RB De'Veon Smith (.915) rushed for 13 yards (1.0 ypc). Through eleven weeks Smith has gained 519 yards.
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| AVERAGE | CATEGORY | AVERAGE |
| 6-0 | HEIGHT | 6-0 |
| 201 | WEIGHT | 207 |
| .887 | COMP. AVERAGE | .953 |
Between 2012 and 2015 That Team signed seven running backs. De'Veon Smith (.915) was their highest rated commit. Ohio State's highest rated commit was Ezekiel Elliott (.969).
WR Amara Darboh (.915) had 68 yards receiving and a touchdown against Penn State.
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| 6-1 | HEIGHT | 6-1 |
| 183 | WEIGHT | 189 |
| .855 | COMP. AVERAGE | .914 |
Between 2012 and 2015 That Team signed 11 wide receivers. Drake Harris (.966) was their highest rated commit. Ohio State's highest rated commit was Jalin Marshall (.983).
Jabrill Peppers (.999) signed in 2014 and has played on both sides of the ball.
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| AVERAGE | CATEGORY | AVERAGE |
| 6-1 | HEIGHT | 6-3 |
| 189 | WEIGHT | 198 |
| .864 | COMP. AVERAGE | .915 |
That Team signed 6 athletes between 2012-2015. Jabrill Peppers (.999) was their highest rated athlete. Curtis Samuel (.970) was Ohio State's highest rated athlete.
TE Jake Butt (.926) had 11 receiving yards against Penn State.
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| AVERAGE | CATEGORY | AVERAGE |
| 6-6 | HEIGHT | 6-4 |
| 239 | WEIGHT | 228 |
| .839 | COMP. AVERAGE | .901 |
Between 2012 and 2015 That Team signed eight tight ends. Ohio State only signed three. Josiah Price (.873) was TTUN's highest rated commit. Ohio State's highest rated commit was Marcus Baugh (.960)
LT Erik Magnuson (.959) signed with That TeamState in 2012.
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| AVERAGE | CATEGORY | AVERAGE |
| 6-8 | HEIGHT | 6-8 |
| 293 | WEIGHT | 297 |
| .830 | COMP. AVERAGE | .904 |
Between 2012 and 2015 the Spartans signed 8 offensive tackles. Noah Listermann (.875) was Michigan State's highest rated OT commit. Ohio State's highest rated OT commit was Jamarco Jones (.970).
Graham Glasgow (.699).
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| AVERAGE | CATEGORY | AVERAGE |
| 6-5 | HEIGHT | 6-4 |
| 284 | WEIGHT | 293 |
| .830 | COMP. AVERAGE | .893 |
Between 2012 and 2015 That Team signed nine players at offensive guard / center. Kyonta Stallworth (.920) was their highest rated commit. Ohio State's highest rated commit was Demetrius Knox (.952).
ALL SIGNED PLAYERS 2012-2015
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| SHANE MORRIS (2013 | 6-3 | 201 | .967 | J.T. BARRETT (2013) | 6-2 | 205 | .935 | |
| ZACH GENTRY (2015) | 6-7 | 230 | .923 | JOE BURROW (2015) | 6-4 | 200 | .897 | |
| ALEX MALZONE (2015) | 6-1 | 200 | .898 | CARDALE JONES (2012) | 6-5 | 220 | .870 | |
| WILTON SPEIGHT (2014) | 6-6 | 220 | .873 | STEPHEN COLLIER (2014) | 6-4 | 208 | .859 | |
| MATT THOMPSON (2014) | 6-5 | 214 | .699 | |||||
| GARRETT MOORES (2013) | 6-3 | 211 | .699 | |||||
| BRAIN CLEARY (2012) | 6-3 | 205 | .699 | |||||
| AVERAGE | 6-4 | 212 | .823 | AVERAGE | 6-4 | 208 | .890 |
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| PLAYER | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | PLAYER | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | |
| DERRICK GREEN (2013) | 6-0 | 220 | .987 | EZEKIEL ELLIOTT (2013) | 6-0 | 212 | .969 | |
| DENNIS NORFLEET (2012) | 5-8 | 175 | .920 | DONTRE WILSON (2013) | 5-10 | 181 | .969 | |
| De'VEON SMITH (2013) | 5-11 | 216 | .915 | MICHAEL WEBER (2015) | 5-9 | 219 | .960 | |
| KARAN HIGDON (2015) | 5-10 | 190 | .872 | BRI'ONTE DUNN (2012) | 6-2 | 218 | .954 | |
| DRAKE JOHNSON (2012) | 6-1 | 205 | .844 | WARREN BALL (2012) | 6-2 | 203 | .914 | |
| JOE HEWLETT (2014) | 6-0 | 192 | .699 | |||||
| ANTONIO WHITFIELD (2013) | 5-4 | 160 | .699 | |||||
| AVERAGE | 5-10 | 194 | .848 | AVERAGE | 6-0 | 207 | .953 |
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| PLAYER | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | PLAYER | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | |
| WYATT SHALLMAN (2013) | 6-3 | 245 | .895 | |||||
| SIONE HOUMA (2012) | 6-1 | 215 | .859 | |||||
| DEYANOC HARDWICK (2014) | 5-11 | 225 | .699 | |||||
| JOE BENDUCCI (2014) | 5-9 | 207 | .699 | |||||
| NICK VOLK (2014) | 5-10 | 238 | .699 | |||||
| BOBBY HENDERSON (2012) | 5-11 | 240 | .699 | |||||
| AVERAGE | 6-0 | 228 | .758 |
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| PLAYER | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | PLAYER | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | |
| DRAKE HARRIS (2014) | 6-4 | 180 | .966 | JALIN MARSHALL (2013) | 5-11 | 196 | .983 | |
| AMARA DARBOH (2012) | 6-2 | 205 | .915 | JOHNNIE DIXON (2014) | 5-10 | 187 | .964 | |
| FREDDY CANTEEN (2014) | 6-1 | 175 | .893 | PARRIS CAMPBELL (2014) | 6-0 | 184 | .936 | |
| JARON DUKES (2013) | 6-5 | 197 | .889 | K.J. HILL (2015) | 6-0 | 188 | .930 | |
| MAURICE WAYS (2014) | 6-4 | 195 | .869 | JAMES CLARK (2013) | 5-10 | 170 | .911 | |
| JEHU CHESSON (2012) | 6-3 | 185 | .865 | TERRY McLUARIN (2014) | 6-0 | 190 | .905 | |
| CSONT'E YORK (2013) | 6-3 | 190 | .863 | COREY SMITH (2013) | 5-11 | 185 | .903 | |
| Da'MARIO JONES (2013) | 6-2 | 195 | .851 | ALEX STUMP (2015) | 6-3 | 195 | .897 | |
| GRANT PERRY (2015) | 6-0 | 185 | .850 | FRANK EPITROPOULOS (2012) | 6-3 | 195 | .878 | |
| KENNETH SLOSS (2013) | 5-11 | 160 | .699 | RICQUAN SOUTHWARD (2012) | 6-2 | 185 | .876 | |
| BRAD ANLAUF (2012) | 6-4 | 199 | .699 | MICHAEL THOMAS (2012) | 6-4 | 200 | .870 | |
| AVERAGE | 6-0 | 228 | .758 | AVERAGE | 6-1 | 189 | .914 |
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| PLAYER | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | PLAYER | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | |
| JABRILL PEPPERS (2014) | 6-0 | 205 | .999 | CURTIS SAMUEL (2014) | 6-0 | 185 | .970 | |
| BRIAN COLE (2015) | 6-2 | 190 | .961 | JEROME BAKER (2015) | 6-2 | 203 | .969 | |
| MICHAEL McCRAY (2013) | 6-4 | 230 | .937 | TORRANCE GIBSON (2015) | 6-4 | 204 | .961 | |
| ALLEN GANT (2012) | 6-1 | 200 | .849 | SAM HUBBARD (2014) | 6-6 | 225 | .923 | |
| KEITH WASHINGTON (2015) | 6-2 | 170 | .847 | NOAH BROWN (2014) | 6-2 | 212 | .919 | |
| MALIK HOOKER (2014) | 6-2 | 185 | .886 | |||||
| TYVIS POWELL (2012) | 6-4 | 180 | .876 | |||||
| CHRISTOPHER WORLEY (2013) | 6-3 | 190 | .868 | |||||
| DARRON LEE (2013) | 6-2 | 195 | .860 | |||||
| AVERAGE | 6-2 | 193 | .909 | AVERAGE | 6-3 | 198 | .915 |
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| PLAYER | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | PLAYER | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | |
| JAKE BUTT (2013) | 6-6 | 230 | .926 | MARCUS BAUGH (2013) | 6-4 | 225 | .960 | |
| DEVIN FUNCHESS (2012) | 6-4 | 215 | .907 | BLAKE THOMAS (2012) | 6-4 | 240 | .871 | |
| TYRONE WHEATLEY JR. (2015) | 6-6 | 260 | .895 | A.J. ALEXANDER (2015) | 6-4 | 220 | .869 | |
| AJ WILLIAMS (2012) | 6-6 | 255 | .893 | |||||
| IAN BUNTING (2014) | 6-7 | 230 | .890 | |||||
| JUWANN BUSHELL-BEATTY (2014) | 6-7 | 318 | .889 | |||||
| KHALID HILL (2013) | 6-2 | 235 | .858 | |||||
| MICHAEL JOCZ (2012) | 6-4 | 231 | .699 | |||||
| AVERAGE | 6-5 | 247 | .870 | AVERAGE | 6-4 | 228 | .901 |
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| PLAYER (YEAR) | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | PLAYER (YEAR) | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | |
| ERIK MAGNUSON (2012) | 6-6 | 275 | .959 | JAMARCO JONES (2014) | 6-5 | 290 | .970 | |
| LOGAN TULEY-TILLMAN (2013) | 6-7 | 300 | .927 | EVAN LISLE (2013) | 6-5 | 260 | .965 | |
| GRANT NEWSOME (2015) | 6-6 | 290 | .907 | ISAIAH PRINCE (2015) | 6-6 | 272 | .950 | |
| BEN BRADEN (2012) | 6-7 | 295 | .880 | TAYLOR DECKER (2012) | 6-8 | 315 | .927 | |
| BLAKE BARS (2012) | 6-5 | 265 | .865 | KYLE DODSON (2012) | 6-6 | 330 | .919 | |
| JON RUNYAN JR. (2015) | 6-4 | 276 | .840 | KYLE TROUT (2014) | 6-6 | 300 | .901 | |
| NOLAN ULIZIO (2015) | 6-6 | 280 | .834 | GRANT SCHMIDT (2015) | 6-6 | 275 | .873 | |
| KEVIN FEDER (2015) | 6-9 | 305 | .870 | |||||
| BRANDEN BOWEN (2015) | 6-7 | 330 | .867 | |||||
| BRADY TAYLOR (2014) | 6-5 | 276 | .862 | |||||
| TIMOTHY GARDNER (2013) | 6-5 | 310 | .842 | |||||
| AVERAGE | 6-8 | 283 | .887 | AVERAGE | 6-8 | 297 | .904 |
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| PLAYER (YEAR) | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | PLAYER (YEAR) | HGHT | WT | COMP. RATING | |
| KYLE KALIS | 6-5 | 300 | .975 | DEMETRIUS KNOX (2014) | 6-4 | 294 | .952 | |
| PATRICK KUGLER (2013) | 6-4 | 270 | .970 | MATTHEW BURRELL (2015) | 6-4 | 321 | .949 | |
| KYLE BOSCH (2013) | 6-5 | 305 | .959 | JOEY O'CONNOR (2012) | 6-3 | 280 | .908 | |
| DAVID DAWSON (2013) | 6-4 | 280 | .954 | MARCELYS JONES (2014) | 6-5 | 325 | .881 | |
| CHRIS FOX (2013) | 6-6 | 300 | .947 | JACOBY BOREN (2012) | 6-3 | 275 | .870 | |
| MASON COLE (2014) | 6-4 | 285 | .941 | MIRKO JURKOVIC (2015) | 6-5 | 275 | .852 | |
| DAN SAMUELSON (2013) | 6-5 | 290 | .876 | PAT ELFLEIN (2012) | 6-3 | 280 | .842 | |
| GREG FROELICH (2013) | 6-2 | 270 | .699 | |||||
| BEN PLISKA (2012) | 6-3 | 277 | .699 | |||||
| AVERAGE | 6-4 | 286 | .891 | AVERAGE | 6-4 | 293 | .893 |
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