WHAT IF: Ohio State ended up signing Nick Bosa, Johnathan Cooper, Rashan Gary and Antwaun Jackson? 

Admittedly, this tread is somewhat rhetorical in the sense that the response to the "What If?!" question is a unanimous "SICK" or "OH HELL YEAH" or perhaps even a "YES LAWD." However, when there is a bye week and very minimal excitement in the top 25 match ups, it's threads like these that allow for hope, speculation and salivation. 

So, I'll pose a few more questions under the bold assumption that said signings occur:

Would that be the best defensive line/defensive line class in Ohio State history? Out of concern for the health of running backs, does the NCAA outlaw the run entirely? Would there be a single opposing quarterback still living by the time the play clocks read zero in the 4th quarter? Would Illinois simply wave a white flag before kickoff and, in lieu of a game, does the team just have a celebratory Chipotle buffet on the 50 yard line while still moving up in the polls? Does the NFL just make Ohio State an expansion team?