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Dayton, OH

Member since 24 September 2012 | Blog

Bubblin' in the cut like peroxide.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Being present in Ohio Stadium when "The Senator," along with the rest of the 2002 Championship Team, was honored at the Game in 2011.
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: The Man They Call Big Bear.
  • NHL TEAM: Probably the Blackhawks
  • NBA TEAM: #BronGang
  • MLB TEAM: Red Legs
  • SOCCER TEAM: lol whut.

Recent Activity

Comment 15 hours ago

The only complaint I have about Dantonio is his willingness to pull scholarship offers from players who visit schools without his permission. Granted, I guess thats his right as nothing is promised to these kids until they sign, but its kinda shitty. It didn't work very well for Hoke at Michigan. 

Personally, if I happened to be a head coach, I would want my players to take their visits elsewhere. I'd only want people who were fully in. 

Comment 20 hours ago

Miami is one of the worst jobs in the Power 5. Their facilities are absolute garbage and NO ONE shows up to their games, which are played in a stadium 45 minutes off campus. Sure, they're located in very fertile recruiting territory, but Ohio State, Florida and Florida State own that area now (mostly due to their lack of facilities and shitty game-day atmosphere). 

Comment 29 Nov 2015


Baylor and Notre Dame losing was HUGE. 

Oklahoma is in. They should be. The Bedlam performance was monumental. That offense is great, so is the defense. Now is when I could lament our not hiring Lincoln Reilly, but I digress. 

Whoever wins in Indianapolis is in. Part of me wants to think that MSU blowing out Iowa would be good, makes our loss look better. But I also think the commitee probably wouldn't want to see a potential rematch of the MSU v. OSU game. Nor would they want to see a potential Big Ten vs Big Ten national championship game. 

Florida losing tonight vs FLA State is huge.

If they beat Alabama, we could be in. 

If Clemson loses, we could be in. 

If Clemson AND Alabama lose, we're absolutely in. 

In short, could we be in? Yes. Teams would need to lose. Would it have helped if we were dominant all year and then lost to MSU? Yes. But other than Rutgers and Michigan, we looked like shit. 

I hate to admit it, but the Ohio State brand helps. We get televisions turned on. 

It's college football. Anything is possible. 

Comment 22 Nov 2015

Kerry Coombs - been working on finding a more steady supply of intravenous red bull since his last plug got popped by the Feds. 

Ed Warriner - has been trying to hatch an elaborate plan for a jet pack that allows him to coach the offensive line and then rocket up to the press box to call the next play. From what I was told, it was nearly operational except for the parachute system that got him safely to the ground. There's always next year, amirite? 

Tim Beck - opened a used car lot in North Dayton and has been rolling back odometers and doing payday loans out of the back office for 300% interest. Was considering moving into the "cash for gold" business before fall practice got in the way. Has reportedly spent most Sunday's in a local strip club getting dances from a girl named Brandi-Lynn. According to Beck, she's "actually really sweet and has been through a lot. Not like all of the other girls in this place." (Seriously, have you seen this guy? Google image search him, this scenario is entirely plausible)

Urban Meyer has taken up Thai yoga and various herbal remedies. Has been getting in touch with his feminine side, considers going for it on 4th down to be a "clear display of unnecessary male dominance" and has refused to act in such a "primitive" manner again. Makes one hell of a kombucha smoothie from everything I've heard. 

Zach Smith spends most Saturday's waiting in line for the latest Air Jordan releases. Apparently took Meek Mill's side in his beef with Drake. 

Meanwhile, Chris Ash and Luke Fickell have been hunting rabid bears, sometimes using a knife, mostly just their brawn, bare knuckles and killer instinct. 

You should be up to speed now. 

Comment 21 Nov 2015

I'm just glad I didn't drop $700 on a pair of tickets like a lot of people did. I also consider myself fortunate to have not purchased B1G championship game tickets like I was going to do this week. 

Comment 21 Nov 2015

I could understand if players didn't play well and we lost. I can understand if a better team came in and beat us. Like Mike Thomas said, we didn't get beat. We lost. I'd hate to be an offensive player thinking about where I want to take my talents and coming to this game and seeing where the coaching staff might mismanage my talents. 

I just read the paragraph I just typed and have realized that I should probably smash some tiramisu and go to bed. 

Comment 21 Nov 2015

I looked to someone I was watching the game with after Bosa's 3rd offsides and said "MSU HAS to be doing something with the snap count to draw them off."

Comment 21 Nov 2015

We lost to them in the second game of the year. We continued to improve every game. By November, we were lighting everyone we played the fuck up. We look utterly lost right now. We have regressed nearly every game. Judging from the dissent in the locker room, the culture isn't what it was last year. And considering the play calling, I don't blame the troops for questioning the generals.

We're just not a championship caliber team right now. I don't know what changed, other than Herman's departure, from last year to this one. Call it entitlement, bad play calling. I don't know. I doubt we will know for a long while. However, I can almost assure you that there is something toxic or rotten within the coaching staff or amongst the team as far as the culture is concerned. I'm sure there is a lot that is going on that we, the public, have no idea about. It'll come out in the future, but this season is a wrap. All we can do is learn from it. And beat TTUN.

Comment 21 Nov 2015

Alabama's defensive line would pummel us into the fucking stone age. Let's beat TTUN and start working on next year. 

Comment 21 Nov 2015

Cupboard is stocked with talent. STOCKED. What it lacks is experience. We're going to lose some games next year. I've known that since the end of last year. It will be a different kind of season. We most likely won't be making a title run. But we will start to see new stars develop. We'll start to find our new fan favorites. New household names will be made. Its going to be great, and I can't wait. 

I'll also address the second part of your question.

Offensive Coordinator: No idea who is out there. The young guys we should have hired this year (Major Applewhite, Lincoln Riley) are already gone. 

Defensive Coordinator(s): Luke Fickell and Chris Ash. The only reason we're 10-1 is because of them. Our defense has been lights out.

Comment 21 Nov 2015

Yeah but not right now. 

Also, generic wal-mart buckeye images like that one and others that I see shared on Facebook really piss me off.


Comment 21 Nov 2015

Florida is the champion of their division and going to their conference championship game. So, officially, we aren't looking like Florida.

...I'm well aware of what you meant here, btw.

Comment 21 Nov 2015

Its true. These "major" non-playoff bowl games don't mean shit anymore. They're like pro-bowl games in the NFL. Neither team is going to play at 100%, especially when those teams are loaded with draftable talent. 

Comment 21 Nov 2015

Sit the next couple out. At the end of the day, its a football game. I'm as passionate as it about the next guy, but try and put things in perspective. 

Comment 21 Nov 2015

In short, yes. This was bound to happen. This team failed to gain an offensive identity all season. The quarterback battle, then the speed bump with the OVI. We tried to have a more pro-style look and then went back to option. Plus the weather today. So many issues, but play calling could have saved a lot of this. 

Comment 20 Nov 2015

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Also, starting November 27th, all gift certificates for services are 10% off (minimum of an hour massage). So technically you could buy a massage/float package for $90 with that special. 

They also offer extended floats up to 8 hour overnight floats. Since there are two tanks, you could also come and float with a significant other and get a couples massage after. 

End sales pitch, but its really awesome actually. I wouldn't bs my 11w brethren.