I saw this and I'm still reading but stopped just to post the link for everyone else to read and  get a good laugh out it as I have so far.

And I love where he say's.

 Perhaps there's a Hercules out there capable of slaying this beast. Until then, I want to watch it lay waste to everything in its path.

Or this one LOL.

But then I feel bad for them. What do you do when you see the Death Star approaching your planet? You know your demise is imminent, so you might as well spend your last few moments making fun of something, like the Stormtroopers' dorky-looking uniforms

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2015/9/8/9275183/ohio-state-foo...