Ohio State football talk.
Yep......a model citizen I say. Keeps his nose clean, gets into no trouble. He will make Johnny Football look like a choir boy.
So Roby's case is much ado about nothing, but you're going to criticize Winston? Breaking News: Neither are choir boys. Take off the scarlet and gray glasses.
I'm not sure that whatever Roby did that night (we can all speculate, and many have) really stacks up against Winston's growing non-rap sheet: shot out a bunch of windows (with help from some other students), allegedly raped/assaulted a female student, and now stole merchandise from a retailer. Tokin' the reefer (or whatever Roby might have done) sort of pales in comparison, doesn't it?
Sorry, Kyle, but I don't see OSURRT's comment as not saying Roby didn't do anything wrong. All of these athletes are 1) still kids and 2) have usually been treated special to this point in their lives. I've stated on here several times that our scholarship football players don't belong in bars and have gotten blasted for it. We're not all homers on here.
Crab legs and football that's what Jameis does!!
Damn you. That joke is so perfect. I'm going to walk around all day cracking up my friends with this line (and with my buddies it will surely incite uproarious laughter). But, after the laughter has died down, I'll meekly have to give credit to you and admit that I take my comedy cues from an anonymous internet poster named soggy mcmuffin. That's so embarrassing. Why couldn't you have a handle that references a cool food like the McGriddle, or the Waffle Taco, or the Flatizza?
But you have to admit that talking Egg McMuffin looks sooo damn good though!
One day I will valiantly become a political prisoner of 11W jail.
I can't wait for the Navy game in Baltimore.
By The Docks or Timbuktu for crab cakes.
I've never been to either. Only been to Baltimore a couple times for short periods of time. The only place I'd been is Phillip's for blue crab 'cause it's right there and big and you can't miss it (and the weather was great for sitting out on the harbor). I just know that I like crab and football a lot and this weekend will be combining both. Any recommendations? I will go.
Over on /r/cfb, many people are saying that Jameis made a really awful decision.
I mean, why go for the crab legs when the chicken tender Pub Sub was on sale?
When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast I thought, "Alright, another bureaucrat ate it." but then I saw it was Li'l Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.
Kids gotta eat
Got to be careful shuving those down your pants I would think.
Must not have heard about the NCAA student meal ruling
But student athletes be starvin' man!
Please Mindy Drayer, show us how it went down.
Nothing like dancing on the field in 02...
"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.
Apparently crime pays but paybacks is a bitch.
Best gif I've seen in a long time.
My favorite part of this gif is that the automatic door mockingly closes after he smashes through the window.
And when we win the game, we'll buy a keg of boooooooooze!! And we'll drink to old Ohio 'till we wobble in our shoes.
Considering none of us can figure out if the door is mockingly opening or closing on the crook, maybe he's not so dumb after all.
Guess he didn't take note of the plant.
What a shellfish choice
What the hell?!?!! It just took of its appendage! That is freakin' awesome, J-Two-F!
That's one bad ass crab.
Sebastian hasn't been the same since Ariel left.
I nearly spit out my sandwich! Well done, sir; well done!
If he can't fool a Publix employee how is he going to outsmart an NFL defense. Not NFL ready IMO.
He gone do it big din.
Bad decision making. Something like this is high-bisque, low reward.
clearly this is a lack of institutional control
Jameis is taking the (crab) cake in terms of NCAA players getting in trouble recently.
So the Florida Ag Commissioner is a Florida grad and just weighed in:
Everyone loves #FreshFromFlorida crab legs.
— Adam Putnam (@adamputnam) April 30, 2014
at least he didn't fumble them when the cashier tackled him! If that isn't #1 overall pick material, I don't know what!
I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!
by the end of the day, there will be 3 other witnesses come forward swearing the crab legs left with JW consentually and not against their will
And, they had it on video.
But, it was erased.
And besides, the store didn't want to prosecute.
And, Jameis had baseball practice, so we couldn't talk to him.
“Don’t fear criticism. The stands are full of critics. They play no ball. They fight no fights. They make no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down on the field are the doers, they make mistakes because they attempt many things.”
Talahassee police will look into investigating this case in a few months be patient.
We were born to love Ohio State and hate that team up north.
How did actually think he could grab the crab legs and not pay for them?? I'm sorry, but that's just stupid!
A crableg thief a thug does not one make.... Wait, WHAT?!?!?
Also he just earned himself a new nickname "The Big LOBster"
Fsu football. Got crabs?
Obviously, this is Meyer's fault. Meyer recruited him for Ohio State and didn't set him straight!
This is pretty hilarious.
"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill