So I put this under the "Anything Else" Forum even though it relates to OSU Football, because I am look for a suggestion unrelated to football.
My wife's best friend is getting married Saturday. (I'm sure someone will like Ramzy's article about how this is a no-no) - this is terrible. The couple getting married and their families are a good time, fun people that drink too much and embarrass themselves. On any other night, this would be a great Saturday night. Not so on this night. Can anyone tell me how to sneak out of the reception for 3 full hours to watch the game, without getting caught? Do I get a Fat Head (TM) of myself with a beer in-hand, and stick it on the wall of the room? Do I pretend I have to pee for 3 hours? Help!
TL;DR - how do i make it look like I'm at a wedding reception for 3 hours without being at a wedding reception for 3 hours?
