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Sausage Fest!

cinserious's picture
July 12, 2014 at 11:58am
73 Comments

No, not like that you pervs.

Cincinnati is having its annual Queen City Sausage fest this weekend for those interested. 

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Hot woman handling some sausage!

 

JohnnyKozmo's picture

I see the sausage, but where's the hot woman?

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cinserious's picture

She's Cincinnati hot fool!

Gone ham, be back soon...

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whiskeyjuice's picture

These guys have a crush on her........

"You'll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face." -- Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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cinserious's picture

So does this guy!

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Gone ham, be back soon...

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Zaphod Beeblebrox's picture

It's Cincinnati, there are no good looking women in that city.

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cinserious's picture

I heard there's a Restaurant at the end of the Universe with some hot waitresses though!

Gone ham, be back soon...

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Zaphod Beeblebrox's picture

Yep, kinda like Hooter's Girls but wearing bikini's instead.

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whiskeyjuice's picture

"You'll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face." -- Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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buckeyedude's picture

You're mean, Kozmo.

 

 

Groveport Heisman's picture

Queen City has some good spicy sausages. And that makes it our lucky day.

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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Buckeyeneer's picture

But what makes it our "luckly" day?

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University

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Baroclinicity's picture

Come on man, I'm working.  This stuff will get me in trouble, and before anyone tells me not read 11W while working, I can read it on my lunch break and such.

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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Groveport Heisman's picture

I apologize.  I get in trouble enough on here from my wife with bent over Jlaw gifs and such. 

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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whiskeyjuice's picture

"You'll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face." -- Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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Deadly Nuts's picture

Is that you Steensn?

LEBRON

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Baroclinicity's picture

In disguise. 

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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johnblairgobucks's picture

Why are you reading a 'sausage fest' Internet forum thread, if you are worried about getting in trouble at work?   Sometimes there are better times to satisfy curiosity, like after work, if your workplace is too strict on possible risky content.

Optimistic Buckeye Pessimist's picture

The original intent of thread was SFW.  The actual problem is people steering the thread off topic. 

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johnblairgobucks's picture

Yeah, I believe Baro has been around 11w long enough to know the routine.  Probably 50% of the people opening the thread up for the first time thought this was going to be the Urban Dictionary Sausage Fest.  

And after the OP's opening picture said 'hot woman handling some sausage', his NSFW Spidey Sense should have been tingling....

Thanks for the downvote though, bro.

Buck Commander's picture

Warning.......Warning.........MOOSE KNUCKLE ALERT......MOOSE KNUCKLE ALERT!!!!!!!

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

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cinserious's picture
sausages
We got:
Bratwurst, knockwurst, cheddarwurst, mettwurst, hot metts (my favorite!), blutwurst, Chorizo, Bockwurst, Salami, Andouille, Kielbasa, etc. Also Goetta, a legendary Cincinnati sasuage people go crazy for. I've never tried it though.
A quick note: I've noticed that outside of the Cincinnati region, nobody knows what Mettwurst is. Metts and hot Metts are a typical part of the Cincinnati vernacular, but an unknown commodity elsewhere. Findlay mkt. in Over-The-Rhine is a great place to purchase fresh Mettwurst. 
hot metts

Findlay mkt.
 

Gone ham, be back soon...

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blazers34's picture

Goetta is a staple in our house, just not in sausage form

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buckeyedude's picture

I recognize the kielbasa, second from right.

 

 

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OSUStu's picture

Can I get a little more description of the hot mett. What would you compare it to?

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

Onionballz's picture

Bahama Mama from Schmidts but not as girthy.

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OSUStu's picture

So not a hot sausage exactly?

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

whiskeyjuice's picture

"You'll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face." -- Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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Buckeyeneer's picture

Is that Tyrone Biggums in the red hat?

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Nah thats just big Tyrone.

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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subermp's picture

What's the opposite of a sausage fest...anyone?

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Tuna salad?

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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cinserious's picture

Broken Lizard plans to follow up Beer Fest and Pot Fest with....SAUSAGE FEST!!!

sausage fest!

Gone ham, be back soon...

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buckeyedude's picture

I SO want to give you a DV for this, but I'll be nice.

 

 

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whiskeyjuice's picture

"You'll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face." -- Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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whiskeyjuice's picture

"You'll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face." -- Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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jamesrbrown322's picture

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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jamesrbrown322's picture

Note, do not Google: "hot woman handling sausage" at work.

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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whiskeyjuice's picture

Or you may find this..........

"You'll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face." -- Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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jamesrbrown322's picture

Immediately reminded me of the classic scene in Private Parts. 

 

"I can accept failure, but I cannot accept not trying." - W.W. Hayes

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cinserious's picture

You must not be as much of a perv as me then :D

Gone ham, be back soon...

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whiskeyjuice's picture

"You'll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face." -- Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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subermp's picture

Ask him about his wiener 

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sharks's picture

Do they have braunschweiger?  

That's the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten in my life, and I picked my nose a lot as a kid.  

Also,  I cancelled out a lot of the individual downvotes in this topic.  To the serial downvoter: you're a loser.

The postgame show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it...

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cinserious's picture

Do they have braunschweiger?  

No but the Germans have Schweinsteiga though! 

Gone ham, be back soon...

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whiskeyjuice's picture

"You'll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face." -- Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

Osurrt's picture

Groveport....that's just wrong man....LOL

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

Groveport Heisman's picture

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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cinserious's picture

New porn category?

Gone ham, be back soon...

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

Hovenaut's picture

There's no helping this thread...

CAHM ON FOOTBAWWLLLL.

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

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Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

Hove, don't be like that. Just try one...

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whiskeyjuice's picture

I forget........whats the point of this thread again???

"You'll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face." -- Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

To celebrate thick juicy wieners.

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Rob Reese's picture
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southernstatesbuckeye's picture

Wow.  What a thread!  I never sausage a thing as this!

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Buck Commander's picture

Nothing like a little mustard on a big Weiner and a Bald taco on the side!

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

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Seattle Linga's picture

Out here in the Northwest we have Bikini Baristas serving us coffee - no joke

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cinserious's picture

Yeah, I saw that on T.V., is that the same place where a perv got hot coffee dumped on his wiener for flashing one of those bikini chicks in the drive thru?

P.S. You weren't the perv Seattle were you?

Gone ham, be back soon...

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IH8UOFM's picture

Hot cup of Joe keeps you more honest than a cold shower..........

Seattle Linga's picture

Depends are you in law enforcement?

AkronBuckeye13's picture
Speaking of Cincinnati and sausage.....
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cinserious's picture

Don't get me started on Carson Palmer

Gone ham, be back soon...