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Worse 1st Pitch than Denard pt.2

GoBucks713's picture
May 28, 2014 at 7:56am
61 Comments

I'm not sure if anyone else saw Mr Curtis Jackson's first pitch at the Mets game recently but he seriously throws like a left handed girl.

Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside

Does this still classify as worse than Denard?

Oyster's picture

It may technically be worse, but we will never admit that publically.

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GoBucks713's picture

He did get it past the grass
 

-The Aristocrats!

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GoBucks713's picture

Yeezy is going to be all over this when he gets back from his honeymoon.

-The Aristocrats!

chicagobuckeye's picture

I still don't get how this many people have no idea how to throw a baseball, when you know ahead of time you will be throwing out the first pitch. 

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Optimistic Buckeye Pessimist's picture

Denard's throw is up there with Mariah Carey's toss in 6 inch heels.  This was nowhere near as bad as Denard's throw.

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dubjayfootball90's picture

Saw it this morning... Just, wow...

WezBuck28's picture

Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work! I needed that haha

sgehrich's picture

Depends on how you look at it. 50's was 30 yds off course, but at least it had the distance. Denard could only make it halfway to the plate. I have to say Denard's was worse. A 9 year old has the arm strength to get it across the plate...

brandonbauer87's picture

Probably the result of getting shot nine times. 

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture
I'm particularly fond of this one. It really has nothing to do with the pitch.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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InvertMyVeer's picture

 

Football is complicated...

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DefenceWinsChampionships's picture

I dont know about pitching, but she can be my catcher any day...

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

 

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Wowsers...Pitched a tent in the old trousers.

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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NH-IO's picture

I think my veer inverted just watching this.

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Ludwig Yards's picture

Whoa, that was purty awesome.

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Earle's picture

He just needs work on his release point.  Orel Hershiser had the same problem when he was with the Indians.

InvertMyVeer's picture

Juuust a bit outside!

Football is complicated...

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GoBucks713's picture

mouse over the gif above

-The Aristocrats!

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InvertMyVeer's picture

Only gif I see is the jepsen one, but then again I'm not on my comp right now 

Football is complicated...

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Oyster's picture

Do you see any red X's?

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InvertMyVeer's picture

Nope, the Denard and jepsen ones pop up fine though. Technology hates me sometimes.

Football is complicated...

Oyster's picture

Good thing about the X's, otherwise you would have to find a new job (according to "some people").

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Earle's picture

Some other people would rather complain about content being blocked while surfing the internet at work.

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Oyster's picture

I know!  Can you believe the nerve of some people?

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Baroclinicity's picture

Denard's was worse.  This at least went the bulk of the distance.  Denard's was spiked in to the ground, wasn't it?

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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GoBucks713's picture
wow, just wow

 You be the judge

-The Aristocrats!

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Buck Commander's picture

Intentional grounding.......he was still in the pocket

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

Oyster's picture

Yes, but he was trying to stop the clock...

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GoBucks713's picture

Well played sir

-The Aristocrats!

Groveport Heisman's picture

That was awesome scarlet. Thanks my man.

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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Buck Commander's picture

Beetlejuice would have given him hell

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

bethmowins's picture

Better distance and accuracy than Denard

MordenoftheSith's picture

You all are morons!  Clearly Denard was practicing cricket; look how cleanly it bounced over the plate!

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

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IGotAWoody's picture

Denard's is worse, because he was a college "QB". 50 cent only pretends to be an athlete in movies. However, in both cases, how can you not at least throw a ball that makes it to the catcher?

 - License to kill gophers (wolverines, badgers, etc) by the government of the United Nations

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OSUpawn's picture

Denard played QB?  That's news to me.

I believe the SEC players put their pants on one leg at a time like we do.

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IGotAWoody's picture

Oh yeah! He had an uncanny ability to throw a pass in the direction of his receiver and let him "go get it!" He was successful with this strategy about 50% of the time!

 - License to kill gophers (wolverines, badgers, etc) by the government of the United Nations

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Curt Heinrichs's picture

50 Cent will tell you (if you listen to nearly any of his songs) that he got shot a number of times and still has the shells in him. That's his excuse, I guess. Denard's is that he is the worst. 

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MordenoftheSith's picture

What 50 Cent DOESN'T tell you is... this is the exact reason he was shot.  No respectable gangsta throws a baseball that poorly.

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

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Buckeye Knight's picture

What 50 Cent DOESN'T tell you is... this is the exact reason he was shot.  No respectable gangsta man throws a baseball that poorly.

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Seattle Linga's picture

I still laugh BK everytime I see that video.

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Buck Commander's picture

The white guy with the long hair was thinking moose knuckle

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

Knarcisi's picture

Denard's was worse since he pretended to throw a football as a high level collegiate athlete. 

KBonay's picture

Iron Mike had poor mechanics, but got it to plate. 

 

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Seattle Linga's picture

Who would-a-thunk-it that Iron Mike had some mad skills on the bump! 

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KBonay's picture

Even has a great sense of humor

 

 

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OSUStu's picture

Seems like the older he gets the more I like him.

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

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KBonay's picture

Seriously.  The movie Hangover literally saved his life.

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Seattle Linga's picture

Looks like he's going for the ear....................again

IH8UOFM's picture

I couldnt do that if I tried

B1G_Deal's picture

MY FRIEND SEND ME THIS FUNNY PICTURE OF 1 ST PITCH TARGET CELEBRITY MAP

IT'S THESE FAMUS GUYS ACTUAL PITCH LOCATIONS  .....,

 

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Buckeye Knight's picture

Nolan Ryan and MJ, WTH?

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KBonay's picture

I would have charged the mound vs Beiber, regardless of where his pitch went....

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Seattle Linga's picture

Best Comment of the day so far !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Curt Heinrichs's picture

I find it strange that The Situation is considered a celebrity and not a fictional person. I'm not sure there is a single thing real about that guy. 

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B1G_Deal's picture

GEORGE W BUSH RIGHT ON TARGET , OBAMA WAY OFF
 

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