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Worse 1st Pitch than Denard pt.2

GoBucks713's picture
May 28, 2014 at 7:56am
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I'm not sure if anyone else saw Mr Curtis Jackson's first pitch at the Mets game recently but he seriously throws like a left handed girl.

Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside

Does this still classify as worse than Denard?

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Oyster's picture

It may technically be worse, but we will never admit that publically.

"Scrolling hurts my finger"

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

+2 HS
GoBucks713's picture

He did get it past the grass
 

-The Aristocrats!

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GoBucks713's picture

Yeezy is going to be all over this when he gets back from his honeymoon.

-The Aristocrats!

chicagobuckeye's picture

I still don't get how this many people have no idea how to throw a baseball, when you know ahead of time you will be throwing out the first pitch. 

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Optimistic Buckeye Pessimist's picture

Denard's throw is up there with Mariah Carey's toss in 6 inch heels.  This was nowhere near as bad as Denard's throw.

Read my entire screen name....

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dubjayfootball90's picture

Saw it this morning... Just, wow...

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

WezBuck28's picture

Thanks for making me laugh out loud at work! I needed that haha

sgehrich's picture

Depends on how you look at it. 50's was 30 yds off course, but at least it had the distance. Denard could only make it halfway to the plate. I have to say Denard's was worse. A 9 year old has the arm strength to get it across the plate...

brandonbauer87's picture

Probably the result of getting shot nine times. 

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture
I'm particularly fond of this one. It really has nothing to do with the pitch.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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InvertMyVeer's picture

 

Football is complicated...

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DefenceWinsChampionships's picture

I dont know about pitching, but she can be my catcher any day...

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

 

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

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Groveport Heisman's picture

Wowsers...Pitched a tent in the old trousers.

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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NH-IO's picture

I think my veer inverted just watching this.

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Ludwig Yards's picture

Whoa, that was purty awesome.

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Earle's picture

He just needs work on his release point.  Orel Hershiser had the same problem when he was with the Indians.

Have you tried Not Your Father's Root Beer?  It tastes just like the real thing, but it packs a punch (5.9%ABV).  It's a little sweet for me though.  Two is my limit.

InvertMyVeer's picture

Juuust a bit outside!

Football is complicated...

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GoBucks713's picture

mouse over the gif above

-The Aristocrats!

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InvertMyVeer's picture

Only gif I see is the jepsen one, but then again I'm not on my comp right now 

Football is complicated...

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Oyster's picture

Do you see any red X's?

"Scrolling hurts my finger"

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

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InvertMyVeer's picture

Nope, the Denard and jepsen ones pop up fine though. Technology hates me sometimes.

Football is complicated...

Oyster's picture

Good thing about the X's, otherwise you would have to find a new job (according to "some people").

"Scrolling hurts my finger"

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

+1 HS
Earle's picture

Some other people would rather complain about content being blocked while surfing the internet at work.

Have you tried Not Your Father's Root Beer?  It tastes just like the real thing, but it packs a punch (5.9%ABV).  It's a little sweet for me though.  Two is my limit.

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Oyster's picture

I know!  Can you believe the nerve of some people?

"Scrolling hurts my finger"

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

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Baroclinicity's picture

Denard's was worse.  This at least went the bulk of the distance.  Denard's was spiked in to the ground, wasn't it?

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

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GoBucks713's picture
wow, just wow

 You be the judge

-The Aristocrats!

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Buck Commander's picture

Intentional grounding.......he was still in the pocket

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

Oyster's picture

Yes, but he was trying to stop the clock...

"Scrolling hurts my finger"

(and FitzBuck was clearly the winner)

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GoBucks713's picture

Well played sir

-The Aristocrats!

Groveport Heisman's picture

That was awesome scarlet. Thanks my man.

Mark my words..I don't need acceptance. I'm catching interceptions on you innocent pedestrians.

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Buck Commander's picture

Beetlejuice would have given him hell

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

bethmowins's picture

Better distance and accuracy than Denard

MordenoftheSith's picture

You all are morons!  Clearly Denard was practicing cricket; look how cleanly it bounced over the plate!

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

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IGotAWoody's picture

Denard's is worse, because he was a college "QB". 50 cent only pretends to be an athlete in movies. However, in both cases, how can you not at least throw a ball that makes it to the catcher?

“The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction, not a destination.” ~Carl Rogers

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OSUpawn's picture

Denard played QB?  That's news to me.

I believe the SEC players put their pants on one leg at a time like we do.

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IGotAWoody's picture

Oh yeah! He had an uncanny ability to throw a pass in the direction of his receiver and let him "go get it!" He was successful with this strategy about 50% of the time!

“The good life is a process, not a state of being. It is a direction, not a destination.” ~Carl Rogers

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Curt Heinrichs's picture

50 Cent will tell you (if you listen to nearly any of his songs) that he got shot a number of times and still has the shells in him. That's his excuse, I guess. Denard's is that he is the worst. 

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MordenoftheSith's picture

What 50 Cent DOESN'T tell you is... this is the exact reason he was shot.  No respectable gangsta throws a baseball that poorly.

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

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Buckeye Knight's picture

What 50 Cent DOESN'T tell you is... this is the exact reason he was shot.  No respectable gangsta man throws a baseball that poorly.

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Seattle Linga's picture

I still laugh BK everytime I see that video.

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Buck Commander's picture

The white guy with the long hair was thinking moose knuckle

Every time I set my DVR to record Biggest Loser......It always records Wolverine Football Games!

Knarcisi's picture

Denard's was worse since he pretended to throw a football as a high level collegiate athlete. 

KBonay's picture

Iron Mike had poor mechanics, but got it to plate. 

 

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Seattle Linga's picture

Who would-a-thunk-it that Iron Mike had some mad skills on the bump! 

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