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My Birthday Wishlist

MordenoftheSith's picture
February 27, 2014 at 8:06am
42 Comments

Hi folks!  My birthday is coming up in June, and I was hoping you all can help me get everything on my wishlist. 

I would like:

1) A home security system that shoots an intruder with a tranquilizer dart that lasts 8.5 hrs long.

2) For Bucksfan to NEVER change his icon again.

3) A 6 month supply of JIF peanut butter (Peter Pan is also acceptable).

4) No more sex scandals in the B1G.

Let's make it happen people!

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OSU_1992_UFM's picture

I only have a tranquilizer that lasts 7 hours. Will this do?

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

MordenoftheSith's picture

I'll have to leave work early, but I guess that would be OK.

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

OSU_1992_UFM's picture

I'll just tweak the formula....Check back with me mid-April to early May and we will discuss logistics

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

Oyster's picture

You don't by chance have a small dog that goes by the name Precious, do you?

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean the PGA is out to get you.

+2 HS
OSU_1992_UFM's picture

That may or may not be true. But if it was I'd probably be the guy to bring peanut butter to this guys birthday lol

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

MordenoftheSith's picture

I do not have any animals; however, I do have this...

 

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

+4 HS
Oyster's picture

Well that's a relief.  I was concerned you had a pit in your basement...

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean the PGA is out to get you.

OSU_1992_UFM's picture

Well I never said I didn't have one of those

Just not the dog

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

Oyster's picture

I appreciate the clarification.

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean the PGA is out to get you.

OSU_1992_UFM's picture

Well I wouldn't want people to think I'm a freak right?

Nothing wrong with a pit in my basement.....move along, nothing to see here

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

GoBucks713's picture

You should have asked for a naked painting of Bea Arthur and some ice cream in a football helmet.

 

-The Aristocrats!

+4 HS
buckeyeEddie27's picture

A Thousand upvotes for Airheads!

"We're party'n in here!  We got all kinds of beer!!"

Rodney King?

Yeah, He's that guy.

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

+1 HS
buckeyeEddie27's picture

not to nit-pick but it was cottage cheese in the football helmet. :)

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

GoBucks713's picture

Sorry bro. It's been a while since I've seen the movie. I just purchased it so I won't make the mistake again.

-The Aristocrats!

+1 HS
RoyWalley's picture

^^^^  Airheads  - Luv it

Unky Buck's picture

Carl Brutananadilewski has the number to the designer of his security system.

 

If you jiggle your monitor, does that make a jiggly gif?

+1 HS
TMac's picture

JIF is the only acceptable peanut butter

ONE Not Done!

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EvanstonBuckeye's picture

Nooooo! Skippy is thicker and richer. JIF has a weird, left out in the sun consistency. Too thin.

Seattle Linga's picture

For your bash - I will be bringing this .......................

or do you prefer whipped............

 

+1 HS
Unky Buck's picture

 

If you jiggle your monitor, does that make a jiggly gif?

MordenoftheSith's picture

Whipped just doesn't seem right.  I'll appreciate the good 'ole fashioned plastic jar.
 

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

+2 HS
buckeyeEddie27's picture

Not to sound too much like a conspiracy theorist but I don't trust any new whipped variation of an existing product.  Just infuse the product with air so you get less and pay more. Yogurts, Hershey bars, peanut butters, puddings, ect.   Rip off city.  My $0.02.

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

+3 HS
OSU_ALUM_05's picture

No more sex scandals in the B1G?

Are you telling me......for example...... if Tom Crean slept with Bo Ryan's wife (or even daughter, or both) and leaked tasteful, yet damning photos to the paper the day of an Indiana/Wisconsin game you wouldn't enjoy every last second of tabloid / inappropriate news coverage?  Because if you wouldn't enjoy that I don't believe you.

The sex scandals the B1G has had in the past have been disgusting and altogether deplorable, but let's not throw the sex scandal baby out with the bath water.  There's room for an entertaining sex scandal here and there in the right circumstances.

Your story about Jim Harbaugh is cool.  Tell it again.

MordenoftheSith's picture

I will admit, this has me intrigued.  One of the BEST parts of that particular sex scandal would be what the Harbaughs do to Crean...  Can you say Pay-Per-View!?

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

OSU_ALUM_05's picture

Exactly - it'd be the gift that keeps on giving.

Your story about Jim Harbaugh is cool.  Tell it again.

+1 HS
MordenoftheSith's picture

it'd be the gift that keeps on giving.

.gif that keeps on giving.

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

+1 HS
KBonay's picture
Hmmmmmm........
How about some JLaw instead
 

 

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Unky Buck's picture

 

If you jiggle your monitor, does that make a jiggly gif?

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Earle's picture

Whoever took that video should be fired.  Focus, man!
 

A true craftsman definitely never blames his tools.

+1 HS
Oyster's picture

I'd be happier if they simply slowed it down...

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean the PGA is out to get you.

+1 HS
MordenoftheSith's picture

C'mon Earle, the left bouncing betty was in the middle of the shot the entire time... that IS focus!!!  I do have a question though... where was the ZOOM?!

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

EvanstonBuckeye's picture

And why didn't that autograph seeker start backing up slowly? Just seems like such an obvious move.

OSU_1992_UFM's picture

Look at the bounce on those babies. I'm a moterboatin' SOB

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

buckeyeEddie27's picture

Words,   fail me.

can't.     look.        away.

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

Seattle Linga's picture

Here does this help?

 

OSU_1992_UFM's picture

No sir...no it does not

Maybe its just me but I see no pic/gif

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

+2 HS
Oyster's picture

STEENSN had it removed.

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean the PGA is out to get you.

+1 HS
OSU_1992_UFM's picture

I find it funny that this went from his birthday list, to weird things with peanut butter, a dog named Precious, to the one ring to rule them all, to JLAWs bouncy cans.

I vote for cans

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

+2 HS
Oyster's picture

Precious evolved due to the desire to sedate people long enough for him to get home.

"She rubs the lotion on the skin or else she gets the hose again"

 

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean the PGA is out to get you.

+1 HS
OSU_1992_UFM's picture

 

Spring football is like non-alcoholic beer.  It looks like what you want, but only intensifies your desire for the real thing--Earle

Oyster's picture

C'Mere Precious!  C'Mere!

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean the PGA is out to get you.