Hi folks!  My birthday is coming up in June, and I was hoping you all can help me get everything on my wishlist. 

I would like:

1) A home security system that shoots an intruder with a tranquilizer dart that lasts 8.5 hrs long.

2) For Bucksfan to NEVER change his icon again.

3) A 6 month supply of JIF peanut butter (Peter Pan is also acceptable).

4) No more sex scandals in the B1G.

Let's make it happen people!