College football players often enjoy the benefits of the doubt in law enforcement — whether it's shooting BB guns at bystanders or an alleged sexual assault — but this is pretty ridiculous in its own right.
From America's finest literary source, Al.com:
TUSCALOOSA, Alabama -- A search of a [Alabama sophomore tight end Kurt Freitag's] dorm room in Bryant Hall last week yielded more than 100 grams of marijuana and almost $5,000 in cash, court records filed Monday show.
100 grams, for those not familiar, means Mr. Freitag either has a massive marijuana habit or, much more likely given the cash found on the scene, was selling small amounts of marijuana.
But it gets better:
The agents seized the drugs and the money, but if Freitag was charged with any crime, it is not reflected in court records.
S-E-C! S-E-C! S-E-C!
