[grabs tissues]
“ ‘Overbearing’ is a really good word,” said Purdue fan Lowell Bittenger, an actuary in Carmel. “I work with a lot of Michigan fans and another guy that is a big Ohio State fan. They agree it’s insufferable.”
Chad Sisk, a 2007 Purdue grad from Greenfield, is suffering, too.
“Between that and Notre Dame being good in football, it’s been a tough year,” he said. “For a diehard Purdue fan, this has been the sports year from hell.”
BOILER UP *choo choo* BOILER UP *choo (sputter) choo* BOIL- [train derails]
[lots of screaming]
[Victor Oladipo repeatedly jumps back and forth over the wreckage while dunking]
[Aaron Craft steals all the train's booty]
[Michigan shows up wearing its nuclear banana tights and blinds everybody]
...cheer up, Purdue. At least Michigan State saved you from even more suffering.