First, read this:
Sources tell us Jim Bollman is expected to accept the Michigan State OC job
— FootballScoop Staff (@footballscoop) February 27, 2013
Press play. Wait for the music to begin.
Read along:
Sparty doesn't know,
That Jim Bollman and me,
Did it in the Shoe every Saturday.
We couldn't block,
And we couldn't throw,
And we couldn't score, and...
Sparty doesn't know, oh.
Sparty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Sparty!
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL Sparty!
Dantonio says they'll start winning,
But walrusball will have him spinning,
Cause Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know.
So don't tell Sparty.
Sparty doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL SPARTY!
I can't believe Coach D's trusting,
While Jim's right behind him tuskin',
Sparty's got ten yards to go,
so Bollman dials up a throw.
It's a three-man rush,
and they get noth-ing.
NOTHING!!!
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Don't tell Sparty.
Cause Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL SPARTY!
They'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't knoooooow....
The Wiild Wings Bowl, on hold
It's so cool when you get to go
In the fall, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know.
...he celebrates Ron Zook's birthday.
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Sparty doesn't know,
Don't tell Sparty.
Sparty doesn't knoooooow....
Sparty will know,
Sparty has to know,
Sparty gotta know,
Gonna tell Sparty,
Gonna tell them myself.
Sparty has to know,
Sparty has to know,
Sparty has to,
Sparty has to,
Sparty has to go!
Sparty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Sparty)
Sparty doesn't know,
(Don't tell Sparty)
Sparty doesn't know...
Sparty gotta go!
Comments
Brilliant...because it's true.
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
Sweet Jesus. Well done Ramzy.
Perfection!
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever!
I was just asked if I had been crying......
And I was. Good Lord.
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
Baaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha (deep breath) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University
If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg
whoever decides these types of things needs to start jocking the Pulitzer for blog posts. seriously. this is the greatest single thing i've ever seen on 11w. 2nd place isn't even on the map anymore. well played, sir.
Well played. It's funny, because it's someone else's problem. But it's also a bit sad. At a time when the conference is desperately in need of better quality coaches, this is a step backward. First Illinois hires Beckman who is a nice guy but in way over his head, then Wisconsin makes a fairly weak hire, then we've got Ferentz giving up on the state of Florida, and now this?
Delany should develop a list of coaches for which the conference has veto power over their being hired, and Bollman should be on that list.
"Woody would have wanted it that way"
A show-cause for coaches with a track record of mediocrity?
i like the way you think
Just when you think Little Brother's offense hit bottom, they go out and buy shovels.
The postgame show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it...
Hell, I think they're bringing in the fracking equipment.
< hangs head and just sighs !
Instant classic
i woke up this morning saw on espn that bollman was to be the new oc at mstate and literally just couldn't help but laugh for a couple minutes straight......and then i talked to my dad and he said hey did you hear about bollman and i still laughed for a couple minutes straight........epic fail michigan state
Very nice!
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
What the hell is Dantonio thinking? or not!
I was at a stop light in Columbus and jb shugarts false started. When the walrus screws a kid up its for life.
Fitzbuck
Toledo - Ohio's right armpit
"A troll by any other name is still a troll".
RAMZY continues to dominate the parody division of 11W. This one moves to #1 on my hit list!! Well done, Ramzy....well done.
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
Oh, the insanity. Wish I could keep getting high pay work for poor performance. So glad we have not gotten some coaches that had ties and seemed to be in line ... Glen Mason, Pelini ... add Dantonio to that list. Sparty goes Stone Age
Damn you for posting this! Freaking song has been stuck in my head since about 5:48.
Awesome. Let Craft give this to Couch.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
One of those rare times the remake is better than the original...
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
This is pretty great, but the original was genius. I haven't seen the movie in 2 years but the song still runs through my head on occasion.
Roll with it.
Any reference to Eurotrip is okay in my book!
" ... let's beat the shit out of M*chigan." -Urban Meyer-
Class of 2010.
too funny