The AIRBHG Strikes Again

December 14, 2012 at 1:27p    by Alex    
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Alex's picture

Before anyone asks, AIRBHG stands for Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God.

See Urban Dictionary definition:

1.  AIRBHG 
Acronym for Angry Iowa Running Back Hating God, the malevolent entity that continually smites the running backs of the University of Iowa football team.

 

Be it through academic ineligibility, arrest, suspension, transfers to other schools, repeated injuries (especially of the knee variety) or other causes, Iowa running backs suffer attrition worthy of a critically endangered species. AIRBHG tends to fell multiple running backs every year without cease, so Iowa can never replenish its backfield.

AIRBHG is a cruel god; fear Him.
"Jewel Hampton is going to be great this year if he can avoid tearing his ACL again!"

 

"Sorry dude, AIRBHG got to him already: Hampton just tore his other ACL."
"Welp. Time to start drinking, I suppose."

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Thanks. lol

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Taking away all these RBs ensures Ferentz will never win anoth COTY award. Yay!

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AndyVance's picture

Wrong - it virtually guarantees he'll win, probably next season. If he goes 6-6 next year it will be viewed as such a dramatic turnaround that the coaches will (again) be awed by the awesome wonders of Ferentz as the consummate turnaround artist.

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

If Billy-O goes 6-6 he'll win it, and BTN will personally build him a statue at Pennt State.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

AndyVance's picture

If they both go 6-6, the COY race will be a bigger deal in the conference media than the race for the actual conference title...

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

or Ohio State winning it all.

BTN does its best to act as if Ohio State isn't this conferences only hope of winning a NC.

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tennbuckeye19's picture

While I find all this AIRBHG stuff mildly amusing, personally, I like to file this sort of thing in the "This is about Iowa football, so who gives a hooping funt" folder.

DetroitBuckeye's picture

Isn't that seven rb transfers in 3 years, yikes.