Are You Out of a Job?

December 6, 2012 at 10:18a    by Jason Priestas    
18 Comments
18 Comments

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buckifishr's picture

Access to an early 80's Trans Am and Golden Corral frequent shopper gold status preferred.

dancorona5's picture

Define 'successful coaching experience'....

Oyster's picture

Being able to pass the criminal background check they said they would conduct?

dancorona5's picture

I mean..does having 7 consecutive undefeated seasons on NCAA '13 count?

Oyster's picture

That depends.  Did you run up the score and complain about recruiting tactics?

dancorona5's picture

craaaaap. i knew i wasnt doing something right....always next time, i guess.

Bucksfan's picture

Being able to eat 3 pounds of sausage, a whole cheddar wheel, and a gallon of MGD without puking....then going out and running up the score against a 1-5 team.

GoBucks713's picture

if i get hired, will it be cool if I troll from the inside and make the team sing carmen ohio after every game?

-The Aristocrats!

bassplayer7770's picture

Sorry for the serious question...
By law, is this something they have to post publicly?

rdubs's picture

Don't know Wisconsin law, but it wouldn't surprise me given that it is a public university.
It is kind of funny that a bachelor's degree is required.  All of the real candidates would have one, but still seems somewhat superfluous.  Imagine if Lebron or Kobe (I assume neither have one) became NBA coaches for a little while after their playing days (like Isaiah) and then didn't like it or didn't pan out (like Isaiah) and then wanted to try their hand at the college level (like Isaiah), I guess they wouldn't be qualified for the basketball equivalent of this job.

LouGroza's picture

If it is like Ohio it is Bassplayer. 

Matt F's picture

Must hate SEC, but also be willing to eventually accept a coaching position there.

Doc's picture

I'm applying.  I'll have the least amount of coaching experience, but the most edumacation.  I need three references, any volunteers?
My qualifications:
I like football
I have been to Wisconsin before
I eat cheese

"Say my name."

rdubs's picture

Hmmm... Might not be qualified, I don't see trophy wife on that list.

toad1204's picture

Thats easy go to Vegas look for an aspiring actress "hanging out with her best friend and husband."  Talk to her until she discloses that wind breakers and crew cuts are a turn on as well as d*ckish middle aged men.  Find Elvis impersenator who doubles as a preacher and you're in business.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

GoBucks713's picture

I'll be a reference if you are a huge fan of Trans Ams and Baked Potato bars at casinos.

-The Aristocrats!

Doc's picture

My favorite movie is "Smokey and the Bandit", does that count?

"Say my name."

GoBucks713's picture

Good enough for me. Welcome aboard *handshake*

-The Aristocrats!