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Are You Out of a Job?

By 11W Staff - 06 December 2012
18 Comments
- Football

Thank us later. (wisc.edu)

Source ohr.wisc.edu/WebListing/Unclassified/PVLSummary.aspx?pvl_num=75429

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Comments

buckifishr on 6 Dec 2012 - 11:24am #

Access to an early 80's Trans Am and Golden Corral frequent shopper gold status preferred.

dancorona5 on 6 Dec 2012 - 11:25am #

Define 'successful coaching experience'....

Oyster on 6 Dec 2012 - 11:32am #

Being able to pass the criminal background check they said they would conduct?

dancorona5 on 6 Dec 2012 - 11:36am #

I mean..does having 7 consecutive undefeated seasons on NCAA '13 count?

Oyster on 6 Dec 2012 - 11:39am #

That depends. Did you run up the score and complain about recruiting tactics?

dancorona5 on 6 Dec 2012 - 11:40am #

craaaaap. i knew i wasnt doing something right....always next time, i guess.

Bucksfan on 6 Dec 2012 - 1:11pm #

Being able to eat 3 pounds of sausage, a whole cheddar wheel, and a gallon of MGD without puking....then going out and running up the score against a 1-5 team.

GoBucks713 on 6 Dec 2012 - 11:33am #

if i get hired, will it be cool if I troll from the inside and make the team sing carmen ohio after every game?

-The Aristocrats!

bassplayer7770 on 6 Dec 2012 - 11:55am #

Sorry for the serious question...

By law, is this something they have to post publicly?

rdubs on 6 Dec 2012 - 12:16pm #

Don't know Wisconsin law, but it wouldn't surprise me given that it is a public university.

It is kind of funny that a bachelor's degree is required. All of the real candidates would have one, but still seems somewhat superfluous. Imagine if Lebron or Kobe (I assume neither have one) became NBA coaches for a little while after their playing days (like Isaiah) and then didn't like it or didn't pan out (like Isaiah) and then wanted to try their hand at the college level (like Isaiah), I guess they wouldn't be qualified for the basketball equivalent of this job.

LouGroza on 6 Dec 2012 - 2:18pm #

If it is like Ohio it is Bassplayer.

Matt F on 6 Dec 2012 - 12:45pm #

Must hate SEC, but also be willing to eventually accept a coaching position there.

Doc on 6 Dec 2012 - 1:00pm #

I'm applying. I'll have the least amount of coaching experience, but the most edumacation. I need three references, any volunteers?

My qualifications:

I like football

I have been to Wisconsin before

I eat cheese

rdubs on 6 Dec 2012 - 1:52pm #

Hmmm... Might not be qualified, I don't see trophy wife on that list.

toad1204 on 6 Dec 2012 - 2:26pm #

Thats easy go to Vegas look for an aspiring actress "hanging out with her best friend and husband." Talk to her until she discloses that wind breakers and crew cuts are a turn on as well as d*ckish middle aged men. Find Elvis impersenator who doubles as a preacher and you're in business.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02...