PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Access to an early 80's Trans Am and Golden Corral frequent shopper gold status preferred.
Define 'successful coaching experience'....
Being able to pass the criminal background check they said they would conduct?
I mean..does having 7 consecutive undefeated seasons on NCAA '13 count?
That depends. Did you run up the score and complain about recruiting tactics?
craaaaap. i knew i wasnt doing something right....always next time, i guess.
Being able to eat 3 pounds of sausage, a whole cheddar wheel, and a gallon of MGD without puking....then going out and running up the score against a 1-5 team.
if i get hired, will it be cool if I troll from the inside and make the team sing carmen ohio after every game?
Sorry for the serious question...
By law, is this something they have to post publicly?
Don't know Wisconsin law, but it wouldn't surprise me given that it is a public university.
It is kind of funny that a bachelor's degree is required. All of the real candidates would have one, but still seems somewhat superfluous. Imagine if Lebron or Kobe (I assume neither have one) became NBA coaches for a little while after their playing days (like Isaiah) and then didn't like it or didn't pan out (like Isaiah) and then wanted to try their hand at the college level (like Isaiah), I guess they wouldn't be qualified for the basketball equivalent of this job.
If it is like Ohio it is Bassplayer.
Must hate SEC, but also be willing to eventually accept a coaching position there.
I'm applying. I'll have the least amount of coaching experience, but the most edumacation. I need three references, any volunteers?
I like football
I have been to Wisconsin before
I eat cheese
Hmmm... Might not be qualified, I don't see trophy wife on that list.
Thats easy go to Vegas look for an aspiring actress "hanging out with her best friend and husband." Talk to her until she discloses that wind breakers and crew cuts are a turn on as well as d*ckish middle aged men. Find Elvis impersenator who doubles as a preacher and you're in business.
Nothing like dancing on the field in 02...
I'll be a reference if you are a huge fan of Trans Ams and Baked Potato bars at casinos.
My favorite movie is "Smokey and the Bandit", does that count?
Good enough for me. Welcome aboard *handshake*
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