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SMU player doesn't pay hooker. She loots the crib when left alone. (collegefootballtak.com)

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rkylet83 on 27 Jul 2012 - 1:43pm #

I just love it when crap lines up like that!

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OSUBias on 27 Jul 2012 - 1:50pm #

I have LOL'd at this at least 4-5 times. It never gets old.

When told OSU set school record for 50+ games this year, UFM said "That's good. We're gonna break that next year."

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spqr2008 on 27 Jul 2012 - 1:59pm #

This linebacker should've taken a page from another SMU alum,  because that man, Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU.  Allegedly.

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TheBadOwl on 27 Jul 2012 - 3:04pm #

I heard somewhere that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. Right?

I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.

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SilverBulletNYC on 27 Jul 2012 - 3:32pm #

This is AWESOME! Craig James is going to hunt down this prostitute and murder her. Make it #6!

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BucksfanXC on 27 Jul 2012 - 4:03pm #

The girl is crafty like ice is cold!

 

 

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Poe McKnoe on 27 Jul 2012 - 4:35pm #

Craig James used to leave his hookers alone in his apartment all the time.  It's not like they could steal anything...

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BED Staff on 27 Jul 2012 - 4:57pm #

+50

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johnblairgobucks on 27 Jul 2012 - 5:21pm #

Antonio Henton wonders why any college football player pays more han $20 for a "date".

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Elika Staff on 27 Jul 2012 - 6:48pm #

Funny thing is, Antonio only had $19 on him, though he'd negotiated $20. 

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ShowThemOhiosHere on 29 Jul 2012 - 12:15pm #

Call Craig James, he'll make it 6 hookers killed.  5 while at SMU, 1 post-SMU.

Class of 2010.

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Doc on 29 Jul 2012 - 6:44pm #

Thank you, thank you, thank you. You all made me laugh so hard I had tears running down my cheeks. I'm in Paradise Meatchicken, in the UP and I really needed the laugh. 

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buckeyedude on 29 Jul 2012 - 10:55pm #

Boy, times are a changin'!

How much I get for $25 dolla?(in a distinct, female Asian accent)

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