PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
I just love it when crap lines up like that!
I have LOL'd at this at least 4-5 times. It never gets old.
This linebacker should've taken a page from another SMU alum, because that man, Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU. Allegedly.
I heard somewhere that CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS AT SMU. Right?
When I walked in this morning and saw the flag was at half mast I thought, "Alright, another bureaucrat ate it." but then I saw it was Li'l Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.
This is AWESOME! Craig James is going to hunt down this prostitute and murder her. Make it #6!
The South will NOT rise again!
The girl is crafty like ice is cold!
“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody
Craig James used to leave his hookers alone in his apartment all the time. It's not like they could steal anything...
The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009
Antonio Henton wonders why any college football player pays more han $20 for a "date".
Funny thing is, Antonio only had $19 on him, though he'd negotiated $20.
How firm thy friendship... OH-I-O!
Call Craig James, he'll make it 6 hookers killed. 5 while at SMU, 1 post-SMU.
Class of 2010.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. You all made me laugh so hard I had tears running down my cheeks. I'm in Paradise Meatchicken, in the UP and I really needed the laugh.
"Say my name."
Boy, times are a changin'!
How much I get for $25 dolla?(in a distinct, female Asian accent)
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left... So they started crying and headed home.
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Scarlet and Gray, Every Day.
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