PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Wow, some of them truly are sadly delusional.
psu2011's post reads like bad fanfic.
Some of those commenters certainly feel very highly of their program... They wouldn't want Urban Meyer or Les Miles? HAHAHAHA... You have to be kidding me. That program is in shambles.
And apparently they don't want Urban Meyer either . . . ha!
I love the "There is NO OTHER LOGICAL reason for the delay in announcing a new coach" ...
( :: Therefore :: ) --> MUST BE SABAN OR MILES
Its like the fact that PSU is toxic and a smoking crater and a job absolutely nobody wants never even crosses their minds as a possiblity. It's almost sad, really.
Love that guy's hair from Ancient Aliens
Favorite Buckeye: Obviously BJ Mullens
Which will make it especially hilarious when PSU announces its actual selection for HC . . .
"The coach you are about to meet is a legend among Pennsylvania's high school coaching fraternity . . ."
Title of this article didn't disappoint.
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
Just made my day!
That guy must have had a real problem with the "Deductive Reasoning" portion of Psychology classes.
Guys, they're clearly waiting on the science to be perfected to bring Vince Lombardi back to life. It's the only logical explanation
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
They are so cute in State College.
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
Penn State fans also saying John Gruden will be announced head coach on Fri. Saying the delay in announcement is so Gruden can be part of the Orange Bowl Broadcast
PSU's Scout Form called Audibles:
Those people are truly insane.
Herbie...quick! Take to the ESPiN airwaves and run with this!!
I heard it is Bill Belichek. He's waiting until after the Pats are out of the playoffs before he announces. Brady is coming along to be the QB coach. Strength and Conditioning Coach is Jillian Michaels.
I hope they end up with the most absurd candidate possible: Terry Bradshaw.
If you ain't a Silver Bullet, you're a target
Now this is funny
Very. I guess when you're stuck in the woods its tough to see the trees and such.
Even now, they refuse to understand their program was simply too toxic for anybody with a big name. This was probably about as good as they could do, although they should have taken a smaller school college coach- any coach, not the dream of Peterson- just to be sure they had a full staff recruiting for the full time allowable. O'Brien will finish out the Patriots season. That can't help his recruiting.
Lol, they are so bummed out.
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