Insane Clemson Fan Wants You to Know How Much He Hates Ohio State

December 29, 2013 at 10:20p    by Jason Priestas    
124 Comments

Meet Savage Tiger, a completely logical and reserved Clemson fan. Just kidding. This guy is insane and this video might just be our new favorite thing.

You'll want to give the entire five-plus minutes a listen [parts NSFW], because it's like watching test footage of Kenny Powers' younger, more ignorant brother.

Here's a short list of this man's beliefs:

  • Yankees remind him of a skunk, "tearing shit up," stinking and lacking respect for anything.
  • Michigan owns Ohio State. "They beat the shit out of Ohio State every year."
  • Yankees need to be eradicated. They don't deserve to be in America.
  • America means happiness, Southerners, football and beer. Not disrespectful, arrogant punks like the Ohio State Buckeyes.
  • Everyone wants to live in the South because "they want to be us."
  • Ohio State is only in the Orange Bowl because of its history.
  • Clemson plays real football, while Ohio State plays girl football.
  • Ohio State is a bunch of cheating faggots that might just be cheating right now. 

His entire catalog is top shelf, really.

Edit: video removed, apparently this fella had a change of heart.


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unknownmusketeer's picture

I think Clemson singlehandedly won the Civil War too.

703Buckeye's picture

I always like to remind southerners about Sherman's march to the sea... aka: How an Ohioan destroyed two of the most powerful/wealthy cities in the south.

"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter

GoBucks10's picture

We need to publicize this a bit more...the South seems to have forgotten of the badassery which is The North.

"Because I couldn't go for three."  - Woody Hayes

lamplighter's picture

and both Grant and Sherman were Buckeyes

BKshepherd's picture

As well as Phil Sheridan and George Custer.
 

NC_Buckeye's picture

Sheridan, yes. Custer, no.
Custer much like Hoke, Schembechler, etc was a Michigan Man. Born in New Rumley, Ohio. But raised in Monroe, Michigan. In fact, he led the Michigan Calvary Brigade (sometimes called the Wolverines) for the first time at Gettysburg and thru the rest of the war.

PittBuckeye's picture

Just took my dad to gettysburg a couple weeks ago and we were talking about Sherman and what a great time he was having destroying everything in sight.

Idaho Helga's picture

1) Young man, I hope you have already secured the job of your dreams because this will haunt you on the internet (and we have long memories!)  You are in the words of Monty Python: "A Silly, Silly little man"
2) Late in on this one, but Sherman, Grant and Sheridan all were Buckeyes.  And as we all know from Woody, Sherman ran the option thru Georgia.
On a serious note, Woody was right. Read the history. When Sherman had opposition from Jos. Johnston in his face, he ran the option generally.   It worked.  I might say Lee ran the option a few times too.  It's called a flanking and is a standard set in military planning.

BUCK-I-FAN's picture

yep he's definitely the definition of a RUBE  
rube
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nouninformal
1.
a country bumpkin.

Buckeye in Illini country's picture

I feel he should have ended it something like this...

Can you smell what the Savage Tiger is cooking?

Columbus to Pasadena: 35 hours.  We're on a road trip through the desert looking for strippers and cocaine... and Rose Bowl wins!

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

What is he doing to that microphone ?

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

bobby_gunz's picture

He knows Clemson is in the ACC right?

kevdale86's picture

He probably can't spell ACC...

kevdale86's picture

Is that Joe Dirt's far less eloquent cousinbrother???

otrain2416's picture

Spoken like a true Ivy leaguer

Buckeye in Illini country's picture

Harvard, the Clemson of the North.

Columbus to Pasadena: 35 hours.  We're on a road trip through the desert looking for strippers and cocaine... and Rose Bowl wins!

SirMarkusCombs's picture

Justlikehisdaddy-uncletaught

Knarcisi's picture

Thank God the north won the war. 

TBDBITL0509's picture

Tried to up vote you with touch screen gloves. Obviously, they are crap gloves. 

Jhesse17's picture

I wish we lost.... then we wouldn't have to deal with the south. 

Crumb's picture

Somebody is still bitter about the Civil War. We sent General Sherman and South Carolina is still burnin!

"The only good thing about it is winning the d*** thing" - Urban Meyer on The Game The War

CC's picture

I saw a bumper sticker somewhere down south that said:
North 1 South 0 - Halftime
 

ScarletGrayFire's picture

Your thoughtful and eloquently stated meditations will be carefully considered in preparation for the competition on 3 January, Savage Tiger, oh wise one...

 

VestedInterest's picture

So...when someone here posts stereotypes about mouth breathing, knuckle draggers from the south, I don't want to hear the apologists come out of the woodwork. I live down here and experience bag-o-dick eaters like this on a daily basis....

what a maroon
 

southernstatesbuckeye's picture

"What a maroon!"
Ha Ha!  I LOVE that line from Bugs Bunny!  I use it to this day.  One of my favorite retorts for imbeciles of all ilks! 
And guess what?  Some of these numbskulls actually wrinkle their nose and shoot back: "It's MORON, you idiot!" 
And then I laugh and agree with them.
This guy should be taken viral as a poster child for Clemson football.  Win or lose, he could single handedly set their program back thirty years.
Too freaking hilarious!

MN Buckeye's picture

And the maroon and gold fans of the MN gophers might disagree, despite the great Bugs reference.

buckeyedude's picture

Anybody that can listen to that *** for more than a minute deserves a medal.
 

 

 

OSU069's picture

I managed to watch the whole video while gritting my teeth and wincing. 

buckeyedude's picture

This is why I never drink the water when I go down south.

 

 

ih8rolltyde's picture

i was laughing my ass off for 5 straight minutes....
 
buncha cheating f@%kin fa@@ots, you probly cheatin right now
 
After ranting about respect on and on...... comedy gold

****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in.  FACT

MilitaryBuckeye's picture

Guy's a troll...
But since he claims that southern football is "life"... Someone needs to remind him of the 7 national titles our buckeyes have... As compared to their one title.  In essence... They must suck at "life".

bucknasty13's picture

No we got those because we cheated.  Our history with Michigan is the only reason we were even in those games.

thatlillefty's picture

I find the michigan statements most offensive.

Hovenaut's picture

I made it all of 23 seconds.

Dude sounds like one of Ricky Bobby's kids....all grown up.

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

GoBucks10's picture

Hove, I could barely get past seeing him without a shirt.

"Because I couldn't go for three."  - Woody Hayes

luckynutz's picture

Was that walker or texas ranger?

Hovenaut's picture

Texas Ranger?
Just a hunch....this kid's all hopped up on Mountain Dew.

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

WC Buckeye's picture

'ceptin' he'd say "growed"....

The only thing that's new in the world is the history that we have forgotten.

Buckeye in Illini country's picture

 
I don't think he can find America on a map either.

Columbus to Pasadena: 35 hours.  We're on a road trip through the desert looking for strippers and cocaine... and Rose Bowl wins!

buckeyedude's picture

Ding! Ding! Ding! You are absolutely correct Miss Goodbody!

 

 

703Buckeye's picture

wtf did I just see? I feel like I lost 10 IQ points just by watching that.

"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter

BKshepherd's picture

I love the snicker on that dude's face as she finishes her answer.....
 

ih8rolltyde's picture

dude, wasn't that A.C. Slater?

****igan smells like old water that hot dogs were boiled in.  FACT

Phillips.449's picture

You have a real problem is Slater knows you are stupid.

The Vest-er's picture

Urban planted that video to ensure the good guys would be fired up. :)

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

45has2's picture

A great lecture on respect.

"I don't like nice people. I like tough, honest people." -W.W. Hayes

sharkvsghost's picture

i just want to thank that bro for reinforcing every stereotype i've ever had about the fine folks in his neck of the woods.

swing hard in case you hit it.

southernstatesbuckeye's picture

His neck of the woods has a sign:
Red

AMSS's picture

I have to try very hard not to respond to this kind of idiocy. I will say that Clemson was founded by a bunch of people who tired of the "uppity elitists at University of South Carolina". 

OSU069's picture

Perfect response! Gotta love Billy Madison. 

IBleedSandG's picture

THIS.

We don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan, we're from O-HI-O!

Athens BuckCat's picture

Three names that I like to remind our southern brethren about that hailed from the Buckeye state: Sherman, Sheridan, and Grant. Sums up Ohio's history below the Mason-Dixon Line 

Crumb's picture

Now that's knockin it out of the park

"The only good thing about it is winning the d*** thing" - Urban Meyer on The Game The War

00Buck's picture

Should we also mention it was a South Carolina idiot that killed the only decent general the south ever had i.e. Stonewall Jackson.......  If he had not died well...  perhaps South Carolinians may have grown some insight into REAL LIFE........  OH !  I forgot to say thanks South Carolina.......  "The Souths gonna do it again"   yeah right....  uh huh, ok WHATEVER RICKY BOBBY

Upon this Rock, I build my house....and Let no man put asunder

fanosu99's picture

For reasons I can't explain I find ignorance to be amusing at times.

InvertMyVeer's picture

"And Grant takes the snap, power formation, hands off to Sherman who takes it up the middle and finds a hole! Sherman with room to run! No one's going to stop him!! Sherman marches all the way down to the Atlanta endzone!! Coach Lincoln has got to be happy with that one..."

Football is complicated...

Crumb's picture

Then followed up with time consuming and crushing drive by Sherman through Georgia and the Carolinas no one could stop him on that march. Followed up by Grant running over em all the way to Appomattox and this one is over, the North wins!!!

"The only good thing about it is winning the d*** thing" - Urban Meyer on The Game The War

ArizonaBuckeye's picture

From beyond the grave he's pulling for OSU. I just know it.

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." -Woody Hayes-

bigbadbuck's picture

I wonder if he knows what state Mick Jagger was born in?   (sarcasm)

Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.            

andretolstoy's picture

Don't pick on the kid, he's had a rough go ...

Youngbuck85's picture

Hahahahahaha my favorite part "oh I'm urban Meyer I have cancer I'm sick" lol this was classic

Kaceybrown's picture

The most benefit our society would ever get from a fool like this would be to use him as bate to ambush the Taliban. 

Baroclinicity's picture

I love how he claims how southerners are respectful, then proceeds to drop homophobic slurs the last 2 minutes of the rant.
You stay classy, South Carolina.

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

saltybuck61's picture

My sentiments exactly. Hypocrisy at its finest. Honestly though, I guess I really didn't expect anything different.

bigbadbuck's picture

he would have no idea what hypocrisy meant. It would be like Hippo-what? What kinda shit is that?

Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.            

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

He attempted to troll BP and quickly resorted to racial slurs after everyone just laughed at him.

ArizonaBuckeye's picture

I say we circle the wagons and throw a beat down on this jackasses youtube page. 11W style!!

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." -Woody Hayes-

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Sad thing is, this isn't surprising at all.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

BME_Buckeye's picture

On we win the right way

In 1981, Clemson celebrated its only national championship in college football, under coach Danny Ford, and the school’s first in any team sport. Less than one year later, the NCAA found Clemson in violation of a multitude of NCAA rules. These infractions ranged from improper benefits to recruiting violations.

 
Link

Look closely, because the closer you think you are, the less you will actually see.

 

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

He wasn't born yet, so in his mind it doesn't count.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

DNARCO's picture

Respect...?
 

 
 

ITWASME's picture

I'm 16 and starting to look at colleges and Clemson was looking to be one(along with Ohio State as an option of course) but maybe if I have to deal with retards like this I'll just stay up north

ArizonaBuckeye's picture

If you've never visited OSU do it. The campus, the atmosphere and The Horseshoe on game days is unreal. There's nothing else like it on the planet, I promise you.

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." -Woody Hayes-

ITWASME's picture

I live 15 minutes away in Westerville so I know but thanks for the advice

wpitt41's picture

Don't let an idiot like this deter you. Clemson is a great school with plenty of positves that outweigh some of the ignorance. He is just a fan...from the first few seconds it was apparent he wasn't a student,..of anything!

“FOUR TO SIX SECONDS, A TO B, AND YOU GET PISSED OFF WHEN YOU GET THERE!” - U.F.M.

Run_Fido_Run's picture

I agree - don't let idiots influence your opinions of persons, places, things. However, Clemson is a pretty good school, not a great school. 

Buckeyeneer's picture

Apparently he is not a fan of shirts.

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University

cronimi's picture

I wouldn't worry about that idiot. I am reasonably confident that 'Savage Tiger' has never set foot in a Clemson classroom, and probably hasn't even attended a football game there.

00Buck's picture

do not take Clemson (the University as partial) to an idiot like the above, this is NOT general consensus of the local  population, I have lived in the south, the maroon above is just one of the local chapters of uneducated that seem to survive year to year.  Clemson is a fine school as educations go.  Do not hold the response of one to the feelings of all !  

Upon this Rock, I build my house....and Let no man put asunder

Buckeye5000's picture

I have lived in NE Louisiana for the last 12yrs. And here his opinions ARE the general concenses of the population.

Go Bucks!

Grande Gustavo's picture

As a student at tOSU, don't worry there are just as many idiots on this campus as there are any other, including Clemson.

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle, but it never hurts to check. 

OSUBias's picture

If you don't want to deal with people like this, you're going to have to live the rest of your life in solitude. They are at every college, in every workplace, and certainly in every fanbase in America.

Slider...you stink

wpitt41's picture

"We won the war!" is my reply whenever bigoted southerners use Yankee as an insult. Woody would've slugged this jerk. Haha

“FOUR TO SIX SECONDS, A TO B, AND YOU GET PISSED OFF WHEN YOU GET THERE!” - U.F.M.

AngryWoody's picture

Dude, the Civil War is over. You lost. Get over it.

Our Honor Defend!

ScarletNGrey01's picture

This is why inbreeding is a really bad idea.

The will to win is not as important as the will to prepare to win. -- Woody Hayes

extemporary08's picture

The richest families throughout history have inbred to keep the money in the family.

Run_Fido_Run's picture

And then some of their children developed hemophilia. 

ScarletNGrey01's picture

And homophobia as well it appears.

The will to win is not as important as the will to prepare to win. -- Woody Hayes

wpitt41's picture

I'm guessing the money has run out before his generation.
He spends all of his money on Schlitz, Rebel Flags, and Clemson Fatheads for his trailer. Shirts are at the bottom of his list.
 

“FOUR TO SIX SECONDS, A TO B, AND YOU GET PISSED OFF WHEN YOU GET THERE!” - U.F.M.

Kernfan's picture

Besides the fact they lost, they were also traitors.

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

I just hope he's the same Blair Sims that ran for Lexington Co (SC) Clerk of Courts a couple of years ago.

buckskin's picture

In heaven, Woody is smiling knowing that he not only punched Baugh, but also his son too.
 

Scarlet_Lutefisk's picture

Woody punched a freshman Buckeye TE?

Buckeye5000's picture

Baughman

Go Bucks!

Meaty19's picture

Are we skunks or pigs? And why can't dumb rednecks ever make a video with a shirt on?!?!?

BuckeyeInOrlando's picture

I do fully expect the Buckeyes to be disrespectful... to the Clemson defense... making them look like a JV squad out there.

740buckeye's picture

So, I'll admit, I wasn't too hyped up for the Orange Bowl, but now I hope Ohio State beats Clemson so badly that this guy does us all a favor and kills himself. 

harleymanjax's picture

Friday night this dude is gonna slap his wife and kick his dog!

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

Run_Fido_Run's picture

So, you're saying his cousin is going to bleed?

KLF Buckeye's picture

Sooo, Friday night will be just another night for this guy?

00Buck's picture

NO  NO NO he's going to kick his dog....and pet his wife !

Upon this Rock, I build my house....and Let no man put asunder

Run_Fido_Run's picture

"I will name her George, and I will hug her, and pet her, and squeeze her!"

Bucksfan's picture

Going with the Fred Durst look...feelin' the flow...workin' it, workin' it.

Northbrook's picture

Poor kid probably enjoys being called insane like it is some fandom badge of honor.

KLF Buckeye's picture

Odd that he didn't have a pal or girlfriend to hold the camera for him.

razrback16's picture

Ignorance on display for all.

outdated's picture

...and just a stone's throw away from Clemson University is Greenville, SC, ranked no. 6 for the most dangerous places to live in the U. S..  Walking through the neighborhood of Woodside, in Greenville, you have have a 1 in 12 chance of becoming a victim.  If using the term "you", meaning we of Ohio, I am sure our odds are even worse.  "70% of the neighborhood children live in poverty and there are more single mothers in this section (of Greenville) than there are in 98.1% of the entire country.
South Carolina (Greenville) made the top 20 but Ohio has no neighborhood to be found on the top 20 list.  We may have met a resident of the neighborhood of Woodside, Greenville, SC.

Jack Burton's picture

But it's got a waterfall downtown and is the home of shoeless joe!

It's all in the reflexes - Me

buckeyedude's picture

that's bad, but it can't be worse than Detroit.

 

 

outdated's picture

Guess I should admit that Greenville is a pretty nice community but, the neighborhood of Woodside did make the list.  The walk along the river is very nice with a lot of activity.
Furman University is also in the area of Clemson and Furman is a beautiful campus.

Heinieg's picture

I am guessing that this inbred turd has a big truck with a Confederate flag hanging from the rear window.  He is probably wearing Jorts while working as a stock boy in the local Piggly Wiggly.  
 

IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY's picture

I could have sworn I heard that Deliverance banjo in the background.

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.

allinosu's picture

I wonder if his mommy and daddy know he's on their computer

Bucks777's picture

Isn't this the definition of a hate crime..?  Hating a people or a race...
 
My brother was going to Florida by car in the late 90's from Ohio, he stopped at a South Carolina Gas station just after 11Pm and was jumped by 4 South Carolina dudes in a truck, that beat him up and said go home "Yankee"  So there soul purpose for beating him was because of his license plates, he never spoke a word to them.... of course it took 4 of them to whoop a Buckeye~
 
Sick people down there!

Art Harrell's picture

Living proof black tar meth flourishing in the South

Buckeye5000's picture

That was a truely funny video. I have lived in Louisiana for the last 12yrs. Sadly I have come to realize that most all TRUE southerners feel the same way...and I am not just talking about football. The arrogance and bigotry southerners have toward northerners is intense and pervasive. I have seen and heard many examples of it while living down here. This past Thanksgiving I suggested we turn on the Thanksgiving football games ( a family tradition of my family )and my mother-in-law said "down south we are all about family on Thanksgiving not like you northerners". Needless to say I was insulted. Then just this Christmas I was given crap because I didn't want to participate in the before dinner prayer (they know I am not a Christian). Their utter contempt for anything that is not "South USA"  is discusting and just sad. 
 
 

Go Bucks!

texasbuckeye's picture

Is the brick wall behind him for the group shower at his trailer park?

WOLFofOHIO's picture

.....i am going to feel a tiny bit bad for this guy after january 3rd..but hey..stay until the end..

 

there is no greater joy than watching Michigan get slammed. in anything

Buckeyejason's picture

LOL at Birmingham and Atlanta being beautiful cities. 
LOL at Michigan dominating OSU all the time.
LOL at saying everyone in the South is polite and respectful.
LOL at saying no one in the North have family values and moral fiber.
LOL at him still referring to people up North as "Yankees".
LOL at him thinking Clemson is a football powerhouse.
LOL at this Waste of sperm people like to refer to as a human being.

BUCKEYES BABY!