Meet Savage Tiger, a completely logical and reserved Clemson fan. Just kidding. This guy is insane and this video might just be our new favorite thing.
You'll want to give the entire five-plus minutes a listen [parts NSFW], because it's like watching test footage of Kenny Powers' younger, more ignorant brother.
Here's a short list of this man's beliefs:
- Yankees remind him of a skunk, "tearing shit up," stinking and lacking respect for anything.
- Michigan owns Ohio State. "They beat the shit out of Ohio State every year."
- Yankees need to be eradicated. They don't deserve to be in America.
- America means happiness, Southerners, football and beer. Not disrespectful, arrogant punks like the Ohio State Buckeyes.
- Everyone wants to live in the South because "they want to be us."
- Ohio State is only in the Orange Bowl because of its history.
- Clemson plays real football, while Ohio State plays girl football.
- Ohio State is a bunch of cheating faggots that might just be cheating right now.
His entire catalog is top shelf, really.