New York Company In Talks with Ohio State About Official Fragrance

November 14, 2013 at 11:31a    by DJ Byrnes    
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Ohio State Fragrance

Are you one of the millions of men or women who have lusted for an official scent of The Ohio State University? WELL, YOUR WAIT COULD ALMOST BE OVER. From Cleveland.com:

Masik Collegiate Fragrances has introduced what it calls "The Scent of School Spirit" at 17 large universities, most in the south and southeast. But it is expanding – and is in talks with Ohio State University's director of trademark and licensing services.

“I have had multiple discussions with Robert Cleveland discussing how we can work together on an Ohio State fragrance,” wrote Katie Masich, founder of the company, in an e-mail today. “The project is not final, but we are kicking around a few ideas.”

And while Masik may consider Brutus Buckeye, the Horseshoe, the Oval and anything scarlet and gray, the final product will be fragrant.

Here's to hoping the distilled salt from Brady Hoke's tears feature as a key ingredient. 


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Unky Buck's picture

Cosmo Kramer always has good fragrance ideas...I hope his idea isn't stolen again...

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buck-I.8's picture

Most of the smells I associate with my time in college have been old, stale beer, but I don't think that would market very well. 

Hovenaut's picture

Style Points has a nice ring to it.

I am not very smart, but I recognize that I am not very smart.

cronimi's picture

Is there any product for which the University won't license their marks? It's not at all surprising that most of the participating colleges are in the south (come on, who wouldn't want to smell like the ESS-EEE-SEE!), but tOSU does not need to jump on that bandwagon.

Oyster's picture

I guess it cannot be that difficult to adequately capture the aroma of a crisp fall day and the smell of brats cooking in a parking lot, but the tricky part is adding in the smell of Victory in the Air.

Michael Citro's picture

Smells like victory.

Oyster's picture

Doesn't it suck when this happens? 

Earle's picture

It's been done:

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dumpus's picture

"smells like wolverine poontang...and the only good wolverine poontang is dead wolverine poontang"

Buckeye_Ryan's picture

Born a Buckeye, raised a Buckeye, will die a Buckeye.

741's picture

"Ewwww! It smells like Bigfoot's dick!"

Doc's picture

"It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!"

"Say my name."

Unky Buck's picture

Not to stomp on anyone's foot, but it was Brian Fantana, not Brick, who had Sex Panther...and I'll leave it at that.

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Young_Turk's picture

I believe Ambergris is a waxy substance from the belly of a whale, and that substance is used in perfumes.  So maybe the perfume, from the salty tears of the whale up north, should be called "AnnArborgris".
Nailed it. 
PatentPending.

Earle's picture

If you were going for the self congratulatory obscure pun fat joke trifecta, you did indeed.

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DeuceOSU78's picture

If I could upvote I would.

DeuceOSU78

Young_Turk's picture

I'll upvote the Earle for you, even if he was going for the dis of the obscure, fat joker's joke.

741's picture

Sex Panther by Odeon. "60% of the time, it works, everytime!"

hail2victors9's picture

"Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!

~Bo Schembechler

-1 HS
teddyballgame's picture

THEEE official fragrance of THEEE ohio state uni

741's picture

Wolverine Tears - eau de toilette.

sharks's picture

The Cleveland State version wasn't a big seller. They just bottled water from the cuyahoga and called it eau de fish kill

The postgame show is brought to you by... Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it...

Jeeves's picture

Go nostalgic and put some warm Stroh's in a plastic bottle and sell it as "Eu de Papa Joe's Cologne".

Denny's picture

If it doesn't smell like Pearl St I'm not buying

Taquitos.

Buckeyeneer's picture

Not sure how I feel about this.

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes

THE Ohio State University

Doc's picture

They better start harvesting Flounder's tears now, cause I don't think he'll be coaching in AA when this stuff hits the market.

"Say my name."

hetuck's picture

Essence of peanut butter and chocolate. 

Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

Vince Lombardi

Wilkins78's picture

My brain wants to poke fun, but I will own this.  I mean at the very least this is a Christmas present from Mom.  Guaranteed.

Earle's picture

Masik Collegiate Fragrances has introduced what it calls "The Scent of School Spirit" at 17 large universities, most in the south and southeast.

The U.S. Fragrance Association has already determined that the Ohio State scent will not be permitted to compete in its annual "Fragrance of the Year" competition due to its weak regular season schedule.
 
 

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BierStube's picture

 

"The Scent of School Spirit" at 17 large universities, most in the south and southeast.

Funny how they started in the south and southeast making campus life a little more pleasing to the nose!
 

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

Haybucks's picture

Big Nut Musk
Grab some NOW!

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was. - Irish proverb

 

741's picture

Wash that sh*t off of your face, clown.