Please Welcome John Brandon to the Team

September 10, 2013 at 5:37p    by Jason Priestas    
54 Comments
John Brandon, ladies and gentlemen.

We're thrilled to announce the addition of John Brandon to the team as the Helfand Distinguished Raconteur-Scholar Intern for the fall semester.

Although John hails from the Mitten State, he had the good sense to choose to attend The Ohio State University, where he's now a freshman.

John will assist Kyle on the beat, along with helping out on the recruiting front and a few other places. He can be found on Twitter at @JBrandon11W.

Our intern is your intern, so please feel free to place any coffee and donuts orders you have at this time.

Welcome, John!


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Maestro's picture

Work hard young man.

vacuuming sucks

FitzBuck's picture

The premium lounge is out of triple ply toilet paper.  Oh and welcome.  

Fitzbuck | Toledo - Ohio's right armpit | "A troll by any other name is still a troll".

AndyVance's picture

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

CCatanzaro's picture

Excellent Airplane reference.  +1 to you, good sir!

Dairy-fed intellect and pure, unhinged sass.

 

Denny's picture

I was promised that intern would bring me foods.

Taquitos.

SilverState's picture

Congrats and welcome.

NCBuck1's picture

Welcome Mr. Intern!  NOW GET TO WORK!!!!!!

Killer nuts's picture

Is it safe to assume that this freshman has had his black stripe removed since he's now a member of the team?

Jason Priestas's picture

He's still rocking the black stripe until his first piece goes live. Tune in tomorrow night.

awarren84's picture

"Anything less than flagrant is just playing grab ass!"

buckguyfan1's picture

John, I like my coffee black and my Boxes Gray...  You are part of a great Team!

Doc's picture

"Give me a bottle of anything, and a glazed donut......To Go!"
 
Welcome newbie!  Good luck

"Say my name."

Seth4Bucks's picture

Get cracking on special teams if you want to make the 2 deep!

jeremytwoface's picture

What a dapper looking fellow...
Welcome!

The first man gets the Oyster, the second man gets the shell.

John Brandon's picture

Thanks a lot everyone and thanks to Eleven Warriors for the great opportunity, I can't wait to get started and help contribute to this amazing site!

Baroclinicity's picture

Welcome John! 

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Sgt. Elias's picture

Welcome John! 

"Okay -- I've got an El Camino full of rampage here." 

RedStorm45's picture

Hmm...from Up North...shares the same last name as some athletic director up there...*conspiracy theory*

John Brandon's picture

haha yep, I have a brother named David too, so believe me he takes plenty of grief!  But fortunately there is no relation between my family and TTUN's AD

Sean N's picture

That's kind of unfortunate.  That guy's a millionaire.

Hovenaut's picture

Welcome aboard John.
Which reminds me by the way, the Premium Club Gents rooms need restocked.

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

John Brandon's picture

I'm working on it as we speak

Hovenaut's picture

You're on your way.....

+1

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

Unky Buck's picture

Congrats, John. In the Premium Club Gents room that Hove says needs restocked, you will also need to restock the Sex Panther cologne. Jason's been using the hell out of that stuff...but who wouldn't when 60% of the time it works every time?

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Hovenaut's picture

It's a formidable scent.....

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

Unky Buck's picture

Kind of stings the nostrils. Actually, we should probably tell Jason that it smells like pure gasoline.

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warosu's picture

Welcome John,glad to have you aboard

Poison nuts's picture

Welcome aboard sir. 

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

MN Buckeye's picture

Welcome John! I will be happy to buy you a root beer in the Premium Club lounge!

HighBallAce's picture

Wait! Are we supposed to pay for those?

osu07asu10's picture

The bathrooms in the 11w premium lounge are pretty brutal after last weekends game...tough week to join but welcome John!

"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick

johnblairgobucks's picture

Best of luck, John.
Go Bucks!

AltaBuck's picture

Mitten State?  I could not tell from the 11W pic if John has one of these:

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

BTBuckeye's picture

Welcome John...chicks still won't talk to you...I need to borrow a swipe...we're out of creamers...sweet blahg, etc.

ohiowhitesnake's picture

Welcome! Great to see a kid from up north with his head in the right place. 
now can you get the premium lounge fridge stocked please!

buckeyefanatic's picture

How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan football?   1AA
Want to beat Michigan? There's an App for that.

gumtape's picture

Not to put any pressure on you, son but the Buckeyes are 14-0 since Kyle Rowland was hired.
Hopefully on your first day you will do better than Reeves.

just another psycho, irrational, delusional Ohio St fan

Armybuck925's picture

Welcome to the best Buckeye site in the Land!!....and the 2nd stall needs some more TP...

Haybucks's picture

Welcome and know you're not the 1st John to work for free!

I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect.
- Edward Gibbon
 

pjtobin's picture

Hey man, thanks for your time and stuff! Good luck at school. I'm glad your a Buckeye. Welcome to the best site on the web. 

Bury me in my away jersey, with my buckeye blanket. A diehard who died young. Rip dad. 

rdubs's picture

Mr. Intern, is that anything like Mr. Manager:
 

Kevbo714's picture

There's always money in the banana stand...

Tom Crean listens to Nickelback...

jthiel09's picture

Congrats and good luck! Be sure to enjoy your time here and also your time at the greatest University to ever grace this fine planet we call earth ... The Ohio State University!

JT

Dublin68's picture

Welcome to the site young man

Young_Turk's picture

Remember above all else.  You can not put too much water around the nuclear reactor!!!

hail2victors9's picture

Tell uncle Dave, Hail says hi.  And, also, to hook me up with some tickets.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

John Brandon's picture

I'll see what I can do

buckeyefanatic's picture

How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan football?   1AA
Want to beat Michigan? There's an App for that.

Unky Buck's picture

Bobby Petrino lured them all to Western Kentucky...

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