Braxton's Mohawk: Beyond the Folicles

By Jeff Beck on April 4, 2013 at 12:00p
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As many of you know, yesterday QB Braxton Miller showed up at the Buckeye Football Spring Kick-off sporting this bad boy.

The Tyrann Mathieu-esque look turned quite a few heads and the reaction on Twitter was certainly mixed:

Your grandpa did it, so its got to be bad assWWII Mohawk

While not everyone loved the new 'do, I’m here to tell you why you should. However, in order to understand, a brief lesson on the origins of the Mohawk is needed.

HISTORY OF THE MOHAWK, THE ABRIDGED VERSION

The hairstyle derives its name from the Mohwak nation, the Native Americans who inhabited the Mohawk Valley in upstate New York. However, the association of these individuals with the current hairstyle is slightly off, as the Mohwaks used to pluck out all of their hair except for a three-inch square on the back of their head.

This was done as a form of rebellion against the mass scalpings taking place in the area, ultimately serving as a taunt to those who sought the scalps of their people. The Pawnee and Iroquois tribes were known to sport a “Mohawk” as well.

It’s not clear when it happened, but eventually the Mohawk became the hairstyle of those preparing for war. When heading into battle, 16th century Ukranian Cossacks were known to shave their heads leaving a long strip down the center. Later, American paratroopers fighting in WWII adopted the cut to shake up their enemies. During the Vietnam War, U.S. troops followed their lead.

Obviously the hairstyle went on to symbolize other movements: punk rock, emo, Beckham fever etc. But that’s not why Braxton went all “mo” on us. Right Braxton? Right?

THE REASON BRAXTON WENT BLOND

No, Miller has no time for rebellion, garage bands, black eye shadow or penalty kicks. He’s got a football team to lead, and an undefeated season to defend.

War Prep?Here it is, in all its glory.

So, that leaves only one reason for the hawk: battle preparation

In fairness, this prepping started months ago when Miller left for California to pursue the tutelage of QB whisperer George Whitfield. The decision to make the trip was Miller’s and Miller’s alone as NCAA rules relegated QB coach Tom Herman to a “hands-off” role until spring practices began.

The extra work seems to have paid off, as early reports indicate Miller’s throwing mechanics, footwork and delivery look much improved.

Then came the report from yesterday that Miller traded what appeared to be “fightin’ words” with Noah Spence after the DE leveled him on a no-contact pitch option play.

The hit fired up Miller who got in the face of Spence until teammates intervened and separated the two.

The reaction was decidedly un-Braxton-like, as the normally reserved Miller showed a side many had never seen from him before.

Urban Meyer’s reaction:

“I like quarterbacks that want to go get in a streetfight and get after it. That's not probably the time to do it, but he's a competitor. So you're asking what kind of reaction would I want out of a quarterback? I didn't really see what happened, but Braxton is a competitor. I guess that's better than the opposite, just curl up and, 'Why did he hit me?' So he's a tough kid.”

A "streetfight" might be an understatement.

In 2013, the size of the target on Ohio State’s back will be enormous. The squad will field the only reigning undefeated team in the nation, a top recruiting class, a Heisman candidate at QB and a showtime head coach. Simply put: If you’re bringing a knife, you’re wildly unprepared.

It’s hard to think of a time when the expectations have been higher in Columbus. Streetfights might happen in a myriad of college stadiums this season, but when the Scarlet and Gray suit up, it will be an all-out war. Coach Meyer knows this, the team knows this and Braxton knows this.

I’d like to think that’s the reason for the Mohawk. Battle preparation.

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Grant Edgell's picture

This is fantastic. Nice work, Jeff. That hair news needed a good spin and this is a great one.

buckguyfan1's picture

Maybe its just all the potential greatness oozing out.  What the hell, its only hair.

QBYBuckeye's picture

OK ... but why the yellow of that team up north?  Why not Scarlet?

New York Buckeye

CowCat's picture

^This.  Yellow = No no.

"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer

babbski's picture

It looks too dull to be "sun," which makes it slightly more acceptable.

larzdapunk's picture

Exactly what I was wondering... surprised Urban is ok with the color!

Colorado Buckeye's picture

I think this horrible shade of "yellow" is meant to serve as a daily reminder to all of our hatred of TTUN... once we pound them into the ground this year, I believe the entire Buckeye team will meet at midfield to perform a sacrificial scalping of said "yellow mohawk".

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever!

BuckeyeEmpire's picture

I said it yesterday, if Johnny Boozeball can win a Heisman with his antics and public display of idiocy, Braxton can win it with a mohawk.  

Denny's picture

Cool satire.

Taquitos.

unknownmusketeer's picture

While I appreciate forward thinking articles, let's not talk about World War III (3). I don't think it has happened yet and hope that it never will.

Jeff Beck's picture

Ha, thanks scariest typo of all time. Corrected.

IBleedSandG's picture

Preparing for battle! Really cool spin put on a story about a QB's hair.
I still say he should dye the mohawk portion red.

"You pick up the rifle and go as hard as you can possibly go."
-UFM

SilverState's picture

Recent razzes by T. Howard part of the reason? :)

 

skid21's picture

Wow, I'm so out of touch. Howard's I understand but Braxton is speaking a whole different language.

onetwentyeight's picture

IIRC didn't ESPN cameras also capture Miller and Spence going at it last season in practice and Urban pulling Brax aside to tell him that Noah would "snap him in half" or something of that nature? 
 
 

penult's picture

I think it was some friendly trash talk, but you're right it was something like that and that quote from Urban.

penult's picture

At first glance I thought that WWII picture was a photoshop featuring Vrabro

BuckeyeInOrlando's picture

I never thought an article about hair could get me so pumped up about a football season that is still five months away...

MediBuck's picture

Hahaha, great spin! Love it!

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

osubuckeye4life's picture

My other thought when I saw this picture was:
Simon Phoenix