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John Simon's lunch. 

By now the story has been repeated countless times. After strength coach Mickey Marotti worked Ohio State’s entire roster to the brink and Urban Meyer ran his first spring practice, the head coach described his defensive stalwart as “Tebowish.”

The high marks have continued to pour in over the summer from Meyer. It is clear how much stock he puts in his senior leader, John Simon, and how critical Simon’s presence on the field and in the locker room is to Ohio State’s success.

At the Big Ten’s annual media days in Chicago last week, Meyer altered his statement.

“I should say Tebow is Simonish out of respect. Just incredible character, incredible,” he said of Simon. “He’s got a job with me anytime he wants. I hope he goes and plays football for 20 years, and then when he's done, I’m hiring him.”

All the talk is humbling to Simon, who, despite his hulking figure, is a quiet, reserved young adult from blue collar Youngstown. It’s no surprise that his work ethic has reached legendary status when his rust-belt roots are discovered.

Workouts – possibly even those of the Marotti variety – come easy for Simon, considering he began lifting weights in fourth grade at the urging of his father. Compare that with fellow defender Etienne Sabino, a senior linebacker, who didn’t begin weightlifting until he was a junior in high school – seven years after Simon.

Simon anchors a defensive line that will be among the Big Ten and nation’s best. And if Ohio State is to reach the lofty expectations surrounding the 2012 season, the line will have to perform up to the standards set by Buckeye defenses of the past, something that was lacking one year ago.

“We’re kind of banking on it,” Meyer said of the defensive line setting the tone. “That’s where you start. The spread offense and shovel passes are cool, but at the end of the day, do you have one of the best defensive lines? If so, you have a chance to have one of the better teams in our conference. I like our guys. I don’t love them yet, but I like them. I love the guy who is here (Simon).”

John Simon's mancave. 

Simon doesn’t have the polarization of Tebow and he doesn’t elicit Heisman hype, but Simon does evoke the same competitive fire in himself and his teammates. He sets the bar in the weight room, on the practice field, in the locker room and on game day.

Meyer believes elite players of Tebow and Simon’s stature are wired differently, calling them “freaks” and “bizarre” in regards to their self-discipline, self-respect and work ethic. The two persuaders are 1 and 1A, according to Meyer, in terms of hardest workers. And they also have an aura of optimism that becomes infectious.

It’s that quality – affecting teammates positively – that Meyer appreciates more than any other. Once the floodgates open, motivation swells through the locker room like an out on control force.

"It's called harnessing the power of the elite," Meyer told a group of Ohio high school coaches this spring. "Because John Simon can go in there every day and lift with Mickey Marotti, and that serves no purpose. And that's what he used to do here, come in every day and lift with the strength coach. He's going to lift anyway.”

Meyer has since added a wrinkle to the team rules, or rather Simon’s own personal set of instructions: he cannot enter the Woody Hayes Athletic Center alone.

“For a while there, (Marotti) would say, ‘Simon is in at 6 a.m,’” Meyer said. “OK, let’s have Simon bring two or three guys who wouldn’t come in, and he’s not allowed to come in with Zach (Boren) because he and Zach are the same type of guy. So he brought in Curtis Grant, Ryan Shazier and Noah Spence. So here’s a true freshman (Spence) who’s learning from the best. Now he’s giving something back to the team. He brings in guys that are not necessarily the most motivated guys. He tries to teach them a work ethic.”

John Simon's underrstudy. 

The teacher and pupils don’t just toil during the work week, either. They are also present on the weekend. Simon may have to rouse them in the morning. After all, this is someone who awakes willingly at 4:30 a.m. on a near daily basis. But once the trio of underclassmen gets into the weight room, determination takes over.

“They do a great job,” Simon said. “I'm looking forward to what they do in the season."

Most people, whether it’s running or lifting, tolerate working out but never fully embrace it. Simon is not most people.

"If you're going into workouts and not having a good time, you're not reaching your full potential of what you can achieve," he said. "I'm not saying they're not hard, but the physical pain and the mental pain you have to go through to endure those workouts is what makes it fun."

Clearly Simon has a different idea of fun than most people. In Ohio, riding rollercoasters at Cedar Point, jet skiing at Lake Erie and other forms of outdoor recreation are considered summer fun. It’s reached a point where Meyer doesn’t even ask his strength coaches for reports on Simon. The response has become like the chorus of an annoying song played over and over on the radio – it never changes. 

“He’s a nut job,” Meyer said. “He told me his dad texts him every morning and says, ‘great arm workout.’ So I see where he gets it now. His dad’s out of his mind like he is. Great family.”

He leaves his teammates flabbergasted, as well, even Boren, who also uses the facility as a living room. 

"It's hard because your arms are dead,” he said of working out with Simon. “John will give out a big yell, call us some names and pull out the 80s and start rubbing it in our face.”

In the fall, quarterbacks will play the part of protagonist. Simon, as always, will have the starring role.

Comments

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harp35 on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:19am #

Awesome read, made me laugh out loud and I could only hope one of my kids be described as Simonish.

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osu07asu10 on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:20am #

John Simon is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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bassplayer7770 on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:21am #

I like the rule that Simon has to bring others with him.  Great work there, Coach.

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hodge on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:22am #

I get the feeling that John Simon is going to be like Jayne Cobb in Firefly.  Brutal, yet somewhow lovable--but most specifically, there's one episode where the team goes back to a land Jayne's long since departed (where he unsuccessfully tried to steal a magistrate's cash) to find that he's become a folk hero to the people, complete with a life-sized statue and songs in his honor.

I see this same thing happening to John Simon, not someone who really wants or hogs the spotlight, yet is canonized nonetheless.  

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NC_Buckeye on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:31am #

I grok Firefly. Show deserved a second season.

#fistpumpgobuckeyes

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hodge on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:34am #

Amen.  That show was so good.

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NC_Buckeye on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:17am #

Adam Baldwin on Jayne Cobb.

"Sex. Muscles. Thuggery. Humour. Jayne."

#fistpumpgobuckeyes

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LadyBuck on 1 Aug 2012 - 4:59pm #

Agreed. The fact that there was no second season is practically criminal, considering what's on TV.

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shadedred on 1 Aug 2012 - 3:24pm #

Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid.

-Jayne Cobb

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sir rickithda3rd on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:26am #

not 2 long ago we had a debate if simon goes in the first round... although, i see why ppl say he wont, this article is why i say he will... when the draft comes around coaches are going to fall in love with this guy... o and he might break the bench press rep #s at the combine

mark may wins douchebag of the year... again

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Kyle Rowland Staff on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:28am #

He's actually already one rep shy of the record, so, yeah, it will probably be broken. 

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Rapping Bum on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:26am #

MUST.  LIFT.  WEIGHTS.

MUST.  CONSUME.  PROTEIN.

Help is on the way.

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Arizona_Buckeye on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:42am #

MUST. CRUSH. QUARTERBACKS.

The best thing about Pastafarianism? It is not only acceptable, but advisable, to be heavily sauced

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Buckeyeneer on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:37am #

SIMON. SMASH.

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University

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Arizona_Buckeye on 1 Aug 2012 - 12:29pm #

I like that one!!!

The best thing about Pastafarianism? It is not only acceptable, but advisable, to be heavily sauced

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RBuck Mod on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:34am #

And...in addition to all the accolades above, he wears flannels.

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

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buckeyeEddie27 on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:45am #

Really looking forward to simon's first big play/hit.   Miami is in trouble.

I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.

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Ethos on 1 Aug 2012 - 10:52am #

We need to start making Simon facts.  (ala chuck norris)

John Simon has already been to Mars, that's why there is no sign of life there.

"What do you need water for, Sunshine?!" - Coach Coombs, if you don't love this man, you have no soul.

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Crimson on 1 Aug 2012 - 12:44pm #

The first one (a few articles ago) made me laugh.  Please, don't do this on a regular basis.  It's like a bunch of 12 year olds with the Chuck Norris stuff.  Ugh . . .

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740 BUCKEYE on 1 Aug 2012 - 12:53pm #

Once tried to name a street after John Simon but had to change it.....BECAUSE NOBODY CROSSES JOHN SIMON AND LIVES!!!

(Sorry Crimson, but had to throw that out there.)

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Buckeye_Mafia on 1 Aug 2012 - 1:42pm #

Sharks have a week dedicated to John Simon....

"We have a quarterback, obviously, that's kind of ridiculous running the ball." - Urban Meyer

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klfeck on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:10am #

John Simon is so scary, even his farts are afraid to make noise.

Kevin
OH!!!!!
Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University

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klfeck on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:11am #

John Simon is so scary even his own shaddow won't follow him.

Kevin
OH!!!!!
Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University

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WC Buckeye on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:22am #

John Simon is so scary he has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.

"You might outsmart me, but you'll never outwork me"

Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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DJ on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:28am #

God damnit Lenin, this fine article of yours was ruined by your usage of the phrase "mancave".

If nothing else: Marionaire.

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BigBuckeye3 on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:33am #

Im even more excited to see Noah Spence as his understudy..  All that we hear is this kid is ALREADY a beast.. Now, he has a senior with this kind of work ethic showing him how to get it done..  Look out for Noah Spence!!

-Because they wouldn't let me go for three..

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HolyBuckeye1093 on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:38am #

Looks like the tree got in John Simon's way.

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Buckeye_Mafia on 1 Aug 2012 - 1:45pm #

John Simon once cut down a Sequoia tree...with a butter knife.

"We have a quarterback, obviously, that's kind of ridiculous running the ball." - Urban Meyer

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BuckeyeEd on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:38am #

I like him a whole lot better than Romney or Obama.....Simon for President......Long as he dont miss no Games.

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klfeck on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:50am #

John Simons guns are so big that the ATF requires him to hold an FFL license.

Kevin
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Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University

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Dougger on 1 Aug 2012 - 12:08pm #

"I'm not saying they're not hard, but the physical pain and the mental pain you have to go through to endure those workouts is what makes it fun."

Epic!!!!! Thanks for this read!

Aliens believe in John Simon

I like football

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buckeyes33 on 1 Aug 2012 - 12:18pm #

Great article Kyle. Seriously. Keep up the good work. 

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cinserious on 1 Aug 2012 - 12:47pm #

'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! #&$$!@s ,try doing that with the 80's!

"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"

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740 BUCKEYE on 1 Aug 2012 - 12:54pm #

More impressive guns, Simon or Vernon Gholston?

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klfeck on 2 Aug 2012 - 8:27am #

Ghoulston had much better arms, Simon is a much better player and will be at the next level too!!!

Kevin
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Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University

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740 BUCKEYE on 2 Aug 2012 - 12:11pm #

You could see the veins and definition in Ghoulston arms from the C deck!!

But fully agree that Simon is the better player and has the right state of mind for the position he plays.

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Jbuckham94 on 1 Aug 2012 - 12:54pm #

I'm not saying this wasn't a great article, but I think the most important thing we can take from this is that Urban Meyer will coach OSU for 20 years. Write it down folks.

Class of 2016. Go Bucks!

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Kyle Rowland Staff on 1 Aug 2012 - 12:59pm #

Zero percent chance. 

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Jbuckham94 on 1 Aug 2012 - 1:49pm #

Yeah, if we can get 5-8 years out of him it will be great. My initial comment was meant to be in jest. Not sure how well I portrayed that. Oh well :)

Class of 2016. Go Bucks!

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Kyle Rowland Staff on 1 Aug 2012 - 1:59pm #

I thought it might be. Hard to tell on the Internet. My bad. 

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Ethos on 1 Aug 2012 - 1:12pm #

i give a 90 percent chance he isn't here in 5 years.

"What do you need water for, Sunshine?!" - Coach Coombs, if you don't love this man, you have no soul.

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ghalephoto on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:31pm #

10 Years and he rides off into the sunset.

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klfeck on 2 Aug 2012 - 8:35am #

He is young and ambitious, I say he tries to become the next "woody" at OSU and leave an indelible mark on the University and the state. Let's hope!!!!

Kevin
OH!!!!!
Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University

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jfunk on 2 Aug 2012 - 6:57am #

Six seaons and a movie!

"Anything easy ain't worth a damn." - Wayne Woodrow Hayes

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Man of Scarlet ... on 1 Aug 2012 - 1:28pm #

I say he sticks around for 2 national titles then hands it over to fickell

 "I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault."
--Jack Tatum

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Crimson on 1 Aug 2012 - 1:50pm #

Possible, but that would have to include Fickell going out and getting head coaching jobs elsewhere and earning head coach at OSU. 

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OSUBias on 1 Aug 2012 - 1:32pm #

This is a completely useless discussion right now, but do we really think after last year that if Urban were picking a replacement from his current staff that he'd pick Fickell? I'd say at this point in time, even though he doesn't have the history at OSU, Withers is more qualified than Fickell. Don't get me wrong, I love Fickell a lot. Not as much as Vrabel does, but a lot. The man stepped up when nobody wanted to and led the team through what he knew was going to be a crappy time. But he just looked overwhelmed being the head guy. Game management, the press coverage, handling the staff, etc. I don't think he's ready.

When told OSU set school record for 50+ games this year, UFM said "That's good. We're gonna break that next year."

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Poison nuts on 1 Aug 2012 - 1:49pm #

He may not have been ready last year - but he will be ready soon enough. Can't judge him forever based on that situation IMHO. I imagine Urban being done at OSU in 5-10 years & if Fickell were still there or even if not - he'd be ready to go by then for sure...

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

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nickma71 on 1 Aug 2012 - 2:22pm #

I hope he is a rushing linebacker for the Browns next year. What an addition that would be to a pretty good defense.

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Lost nut in Michigan on 1 Aug 2012 - 2:59pm #

With all of the LB issue, I say move Simon to LB and bring in some freshmen talent. He will most likely play LB in the next level.

Lost Nut in Michigan

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ghalephoto on 1 Aug 2012 - 11:30pm #

CBS and the there idiotic approach to kissing all SEC teams doesn't have J Simon on there 1st team or 2nd team preseason All-American list.  The Dennis "dick" Dodd effect is rubbing off on the other writers.  They simply hate OSU greatness.  They did have J Hankins on the list so congrats to him its deserving.  But to leave Mr. Simon off...joke!!

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