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Hi, I'm Urban. Are you my amature player today?
Aaron, I'm going to drop as many points on Cal as you have strokes in this golf tournament. No pressure.
+1
winner winner chicken dinner
We have a winner...
"Have you earned your buckeye today?"
Easily the winner.
Writer at http://www.landgrantholyland.com
if we play Cal this year, this caption is gold. +1
We do indeed play Cal, here's the schedule
http://www.ohiostatebuckeyes.com/sports/m-footbl/sched/osu-m-footbl-sche...
Take the time to familiarize yourself with the up coming schedule. Wouldn't want someone losing their Buckeye card. ;-)
right-o. thx
No kidding!!! I was just starting to sharpen my shears!!!
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
Urban to Aaron " could you grab me a water"
+1
"Seriously, stop with the Discount Doublecheck. I'm tired of that commerical."
Nicholas Eckert
vidstudent
"I'm taking Tim Tebow over you in my upcoming fantasy football draft." -- Urban to Aaron.
"Hey Aaron..have you EVER faked a handoff with NOBODY in the backfield! Yea..me neither..THAT'S what I'm talking about here"
Urban: "I don't care how many Super Bowls you win, my daughter isn't gonna date a Cal Bear."
“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody
Can you believe I almost took the Penn State job?
Urban-".....I know! I know! I coached the kid and I can't believe he went 22 spots ahead of you!"
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
..So then I said, "that's freakin hilarious, but seriously, I'm gonna have to take away your scholarships for a semester".
+1; wait, can I do a +2?
yes you can go for +2, but only cause you can't go for +3
“The teams that don’t respect their coaches and don’t trust their coaches are the teams that go .500"
~Zach Boren
Nice.
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
I'll be a little upset if this doesn't win. Short and sweet
+1
Awesome.
now that's funny right there. +1
“The minute we stop expecting greatness from our football program, we become Wisconsin.”
Craig Krenzel
Urban to Aaron: "But seriously. You live up there. I'm sure you've smelled him. Does Bielma literally bathe in the cow pies?"
"I'm not sure what you're smiling about. Here's a tip: we're going to beat your Cal Bears into submission faster than Bielema cries on signing day. By my calculations, that gives them about 15 seconds to think they have a chance."
I changed out of my sweater vest back in my car... Figured it was probably a bad idea.
Urban - And I said "No, you will not eat every one of those ribs yourself, Brady!" so I grabbed one of those suckers out of that pan to at least keep him from eating every last one of them.
No shit? Bieliema complained to the govenor of Wisconsin about the Packers "stealing recruits"?
"So seriously: I'll direct. You and Dantonio are dead ringers for Ryan and Michael from The Office. I think the three of us can probably film like six episodes and sell them to NBC before anyone notices."
Taquitos.
Urban: "Nice gray sweater. You just need a scarlet hat to go with it."
"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer
Urban to Aaron after Rogers hits in the sandpit: You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach... ya jackass
Urban: "My caddie screwed up, so I made him wear a maize and blue apron. He's not too happy."
"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer
"Try and stop me"
"We hate to lose, but when we do, rest assured we'll be back, and someone will pay the price." Coach Hayes
Psst.... my caddy, next hole my driver is going to end up between his legs, He thinks I didn't see him checking out Nicki !!!
Whadaya' think? Should I stick with coaching football?
Aaron: Hey Urban your caddy seems to be a little glum.
Urban: That's cause the last time he got any booty is when his finger broke through the toilet paper. Forget about that guy!
Aaron: Yeeesh!
Urban: Remember how you felt when Eli let go of that Hail Mary at the end of the first half of the Divisional Playoff Game?
Aaron: Ugh!
Urban: (Hikes up pants) That's how you're about to feel going into the back nine!
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
Dont' know if it's a winner, but it is pretty damn funny, One Bad. LOL.
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
Urban to Aaron: "He swings like a girl. One year in our football program, and we'll beat that right out of him!"
"I saw you in the club house. Those Cal Bear Victoria's Secret panties you were wearing...do you wear those on the football field, too?
"...You do realize that my Buckeyes could beat your Packers, don't you?"
"Hey! Remember that one time when we were at Utah and...wait...has anyone ever told you that you look like Alex Smith?"
"No, Aaron, fat chicks do NOT need lovin' too. Yes, I do understand that's all there is in Wisconsin."
Yes!
Urbz: "I'm gonna take you down."
Rodgers: "heh heh heh"
Urbz: "No I'm serious. I'd choke you to win a game of checkers. Do you seriously think I won't take you down right here in front of the cameras?"
"...and I turned to Tebow and said, 'Now try a spiral.'"
Because we couldn't go for three.
Urban: "damn these greens are soft. I guess Stoneburner and Mewhort were irrigating again."
Yesagain!
I just slipped a dead rat wrapped in your jersey into Berman's bag...good luck!
Urban, "When I woke up I just knew that God was telling me to come back and play golf with you next year."
Aaron, " . . . "
"So my caddy totally looks like David Beckham."
Meyer: "hmmm...can't tell if you remind me more of Percy Harvin or Chris Rainey"
"You win with people." - Woody Hayes
Urban: "...and I said wrecked 'em?!? Damn near killed e'm!"
I know this could only belong to one man
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
UFM: Look at this idiot behind me. Pullin' double-duty? That shirt is blinding. I guess from here he's gonna be doing some highway construction.
Caddy: "Dear God these guys suck at golf"
-Proud to be an American, but even prouder to be a buckeye
Urban.. You can't be serious! after what I just went through! Aaron..I'm dead freaking serious, I can't hold it any longer. I'm gonna slip behind the tent and take a leak, just keep an eye on security for me!
UM: ...so that's why I've decided to take Tebow as my first QB in my fantasy football league, and not you
"Aaron, if you don't get that silly look off your face, I'm gonna take off my belt and give you a real discount double-check. O-H!"
Yeah I know Lions or Wolverines Michigan teams are gonna get a beat down this year.
Urban - "DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK PAWWWWW"
Urban to Aaron- If it wasn't for AJ Hawk you guys would have went 1-15.
It's good to be home.
Hey Aaron, someday if you get as big as me you can own your own white boy!!!
Kevin
OH!!!!!
Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University
Have any remaining eligibility left?
Kevin
OH!!!!!
Proud parent of a Senior at The Ohio State University
Urbz: "I might be twenty years older than you, but I still have 40 yards and two inches on you, son."
Urbs: we should totally try to bring the mustache back into style.
Rodgers: You just became my hero!
^ A++++++ WIN
"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer
Urban: "Too bad about that Giants thing huh? Bummer...anyways - your putt dude".
Edit: This caption sucks - Floridabuck already did the best one...
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
URBAN: "I've got a Nintendo power glove and a bag of wool socks, thirty per?"
AARON: "LOL, it's 7:14am, you cray Urbz"
"I 've got an El Camino full of rampage"-- Sterling Archer, codename: Duchess
Urbs: I just upper decked the crap outa that toilet.
Aaron: HAHA, I did the same thing at USC..twice.
Aaron: I heard you're so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up your butt, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
Urban: My wife says two days.
Urban Meyer: "How many championships do you think you can win"?
Aaron Rodgers: "As many as I know you will be winning yourself in the next 10 years."
"Homeboy next to me has Jeff Tedford's balls in his little vest pocket there.You're away."
"You might outsmart me, but you'll never outwork me"
Wayne Woodrow Hayes
After Bielema stopped crying, I watched him eat the sandwich I added my special luggie and fly sauce too!
The best thing about Pastafarianism? It is not only acceptable, but advisable, to be heavily sauced
"Aaron, would you like to come to Friday Night Lights in The Shoe?"
Maybe tomorrow, when today will be yesterday things will be clearer.
GO BUCKS !!
My caddy said the M word.....well.... eventually he'll get his senses back and fix his F'ing glasses.
(You can see it on Aaron's face. Even he can't believe it.)
I don't always take names when I kick ass but when I do, they most often belong to a Wolverine.
I have a good one about Erin Andrews but I don't think it would be appreciated.
I always appreciate me some Erin Andrews.
"where is your caddy from Aaron? Stanford? I think mine is a Wolverine grad"
Maybe tomorrow, when today will be yesterday things will be clearer.
GO BUCKS !!
"Soooo...Brett, you playing next year?"
6 year $65,000,000 Contract ...
304 yards 3 TDs, Super Bowl XLV MVP, new car, brand new shiny Championship Belt ...
Your very own TV commercials ...
... The chance to stand inside Urban's orbit with a man-crush day dream to go back in time to be recruited by UFM ...
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- 6 year $65,000,000 Contract ...
- 304 yards 3 TDs, Super Bowl XLV MVP, new car, brand new shiny Championship Belt ...
- Your very own TV commercials ...
... The chance to rotate inside the URBZ orbit with a man-crush day dream to go 'Back to the Future' to be recruited by UFM ...
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- 6 year $65,000,000 Contract ...
- 304 yards, 3 TDs, Super Bowl XLV MVP, new car, going to DisneyWorld wearing a brand new shiny Championship Belt ...
- Your very own TV commercials ...
... The chance to rotate inside the URBZ orbit with a man-crush day dream to go 'Back to the Future' to be recruited by UFM ...
Priceless ...
For everything else - there's MasterCard ...
FUqU, e!spin!!
... the internet incompetent inability to know how to +1, Like, and Edit your own post three times in a row ...
that's Pure Michigan ...
FUqU, e!spin!!
UM: No homo, but your junk looks dope in those pants.
Urban: ...so I say to Noah, "You can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up the bull's ass but would'nt ya rather take the butchers word for it?" and he commited in the following weeks. BOOM
Aaron: Hey coach, aren't those two of our players out there by the 18th hole playing swords?
Urbz: (yelling) DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!
"Anything easy ain't worth a damn." - Wayne Woodrow Hayes
delete
Urban to Aaron: This guy thinks he is your half brother. Aaron, look at me! He is relentless.
"Want to see what two rings looks like?"
Urban: "I'll tell you why Hoke isn't here; he can't see the ball past his gut".
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
Aaron, I could have made you a big star!!!
"Caddy? Nah, he's scoping for my players. They do the damnest things on golf courses."
"Hell, Woody didn't recruit me; he recruited my mother!" -Jack Tatum
Urban: Shot a 68 in yesterday's practice round.
Aaron: Prrrrrreetty sure there wasn't a practice round Urban. This is for charity.
Caddy: Sleeps at the golf course. ......I'm tellin Shelly.
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
Urban: Aaron no shit the next time you and your wife are going at it, right before you explode have her stick her thumb up your ass.
Aaron: eh, i dunno
mark may wins douchebag of the year... again
Urban: "20 bucks says I can hit a drive further than you while the caddy nails me with a golf ball."
Aaron: "Geez, dude, lighten up, it's just a charity tournament! No one loses here."
Urban: *stares* "...40".
Urban: "That right there was a pretty good shot, huh?" (subtly puts on championship belt)
"So Aaron, I know you're currently commited to the Packers, but I'd like to show you what Ohio State has to offer. Interested?
"OH MY GOD! Are you Jake Gyllenhaal.
Since we tied I'd like to challenge you to a circle drill duel. Coach Coombs! Get over here!
Urb: You ain't shit
URBAN: Seriously, Dude, it’s only a few miles from campus. All you have to do is trade them an old jersey or championship ring and it’s totally free! Sure, the needle hurt a little bit, but Shelley thinks it looks bad-ass. Don’t be a wimp, what’s the worst that could happen?
So Arron, how does that Touchdown Dance go? We plan on using it a lot this year!
Michael Stillman
Rodgers: So are you excited for the new playoff in a few years?
Meyer: Well I'm excited to be the first team to go 15-0 if that's what you're asking.
Urban: Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens.
Rodgers: Urban, Im getting tired of your...
Urban: (Slaps Rodgers across the face) Im getting tired of all your gas, now jerk that pistol and go to work!
Urban: (slaps him harder) I said Throw Down, Boy!
Yeah, I'm going to see it tonight. I'm just praying something goes down.
Urban, "What's with the long sleeves, you know it's July, right?"
Aaron, "Yeah, I was just a little chilly when I got up this morning."
Urban, "Don't you live in Green Bay?"
Aaron, "Well, yeah part of the year."
Urban, "So only September to February? I hear Green Bay is beautiful that time of year."
Aaron, "Urban, your turn."
*Urban swings*
Urban *chuckles, "You can take the boy out of California....."
We should strive to keep thy name, of fair repute and spotless fame...
(Also, I'm not a dude)
Urban: Not sure how long you've been working on your caddy but hes just informed me hes switching. All I did was ask him if there was any interest in caddying for me. He said yes, so the rest is history. Hopefully you dont cry about it as much as that other guy in Wisconsin. Hes such a douche! If its any consolation, you just got beat by the best.
Urban: "Alex Smith sends me lavish presents every week because I got him selected #1 Overall. Where were you drafted?"
Rodgers: "I'm texting Brett Farve your number so he can send you picture messages"
Rodgers: Your ticker going to hold up for 18, old man?
Urban: BOY! Don't make me take this belt off...
(Note: the shirt goes to the Buckeye poster of my choosing, if selected)
Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler
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Urban: " . . . Then when my team creamed his, he refused to trade jobs. I mean, I liked Tress, but we had a bet."
Aaron: "So the tatoo thing . . ."
Urban: "Gotta do what you gotta do."
This one should at least be in the finals.
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
"...Go really, really hard, four to six seconds of relentless effort!"
"Urban...you know I'm not a virgin, right?"
Ha! Can you believe Alex Smith went ahead of you!
Casey
"You do realize I've just had a whole year of practice don't you?"
The Beano didn't work.......
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
So...have you ever "Tebowed?"
UFM:
Drive, drive on down the field....hum..hum...hum..
Men of the scarlet and gray.....hum...hum....hum..
Don't let them through that line...hum...hum...hum..
We've got to win this game today ...hum...hum....come on dude, sing it!
I'm obviously not playing the game, but just thought I'd point out that my future husband just happens to be on the right... *swoooooon*
How firm thy friendship... OH-I-O!
"Hey Aaron...you ever get that thing figured out...you know with that um fan of yours"
"Me? She likes YOUR football team you do it."
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
"After seeing that line at the Port-A-Potty, maybe I was a bit too harsh.."
"Hell, Woody didn't recruit me; he recruited my mother!" -Jack Tatum
Wow. It's going to be tough picking a winner...
I like the 11W shirt (large http://skreened.com/11w/11w-3-0)
See you at FNL, Aaron :))
Maybe tomorrow, when today will be yesterday things will be clearer.
GO BUCKS !!