Caption Friday: Heh

By 11W Staff on July 22, 2011 at 1:00p Follow #@11W

It's that time again. Truly exceptional captions might even earn a t-shirt.

Comments

BuckeyeSki 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:04 PM

Nice turtleneck Ferentz, but I've got the bird logo inked on my body for life. Fake ass hawkeye.....

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg

SouthBayBuckeye 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:05 PM

With Tressel gone, will I still win COY somehow?

Probably.

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

Jrod214 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:12 PM

The sheet says to be smug... I'm just following the sheet.

"Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup." - Despair.com

BuckeyeSki 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:14 PM

...and then I was all like, my name is Bret Bielma, who's Rob Riggle!!!?

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg

NoVA Buckeye 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:16 PM

Dammit Ferentz, I wish I had your job...

I play school

RBuck Mod 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:21 PM

"You talking to my wife...eh!?"

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

nickporter53 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:22 PM

(Coach Ferentz) - Hey Brett...did I ever tell you about being an All-Yankke Conference Linebacker in college?

(Coach Bielema) - Jesus...YES! Too many times to count.

Nick Porter
All Broad Street (1989 & 1990)

The Vest-er 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:22 PM

TCU, really? C'mon man.

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

NC_Buckeye 22 Jul, 2011 @ 2:12 PM

So far I like this one best.

#fistpumpgobuckeyes

Bucksfan 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:26 PM

Bret: How long has it been, Kirk.

Kirk: Too long, Bret. Too long.

GoBucks713 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:30 PM

I know you can smell it.

-The Aristocrats!

Maestro 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:39 PM

So a priest, a rabbi and a cheese-head walk into a bar.......

vacuuming sucks

Maestro 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:42 PM

"Sometimes when I get nervous I fold my arms across my chest and put my fingers in my armpits and then I like to smell my fingers. You ever do that Kirk?"

"Uh, good luck today Bret, nice seeing you."

vacuuming sucks

NC_Buckeye 22 Jul, 2011 @ 2:15 PM

+1 for Mary Katherine Gallagher quote.

/long time crush on Molly Shannon

#fistpumpgobuckeyes

buckeyedude 23 Jul, 2011 @ 7:41 AM

SUPERSTAR!

gravey 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:43 PM

Is that cheese smell you?

Buckeye Scottie 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:45 PM

Bret - "You hear I have a multi-threat STUD athelete at QB now? Best QB/ball player in the country.

Kirk - 'He went 9-4 in the A(bsolutely) C(rappy) Conference and was a .228 hitter in A-ball, Bret. Plus, you're still a prick.

Atl-Buck 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:49 PM

My GOD you're a handsome fellow! Do you think the new guy in Columbus likes men too?

Denny 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:49 PM

"They're making an E! True Hollywood Story on me, so that should clear up a lot of your questions."

Taquitos.

Johnny Ginter 11W Staff 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:50 PM

"no, they stay there, i've got a second pair for my eyes when i need em"

Squirrel Master 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:56 PM

"Hey, I loved you in Captain America!"

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I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

Squirrel Master 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:29 PM

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I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!

NW Buckeye 22 Jul, 2011 @ 1:57 PM

Seriously, Kirk, who do I have to b*** to get coach of the year?

Chris Lauderback 11W Staff 22 Jul, 2011 @ 2:01 PM

Staring contest! Ready. Set. Go!

GoBucks713 22 Jul, 2011 @ 2:05 PM

Is it me or are they longing for each other?

-The Aristocrats!

SEATTLE BUCKEYE 22 Jul, 2011 @ 2:13 PM

Kirk: "You know technically, you didn't beat Ohio State last year"

Bret: "We still beat you guys"

Kirk: "How did that Rose Bowl work out for ya?"

Bret "......shutup Kirk"

BrewstersMillions 22 Jul, 2011 @ 2:34 PM

You and me. Staring contest. GO.

4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off

Doug T 22 Jul, 2011 @ 2:34 PM

1st one to blink has to pick up the soap!

squeegeBRB 22 Jul, 2011 @ 2:43 PM

Ferentz: My lord, you are beautiful...

Bielema: Shut up and Kiss me, Kirk!

buck i 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:00 PM

Ferentz: Bielbot, initiate Smugmode.

Bielema: Initiating Smugmode check sequence.

SCHEDULE=CUPCAKE... TRUE
NEW_QB=ATHLETIC... TRUE
JUMP=AROUND... TRUE
NEMESIS=STILL COACHING... FALSE
CHECK COMPLETE
SMUGMODE ENGAGED

umbyosu 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:01 PM

Kirk: Bret, are you a legend or leader?

Bret: I have no freakin' idea, but I am guessing neither.

ColdBuckeye 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:06 PM

I speculate that in another year, we'll be the two highest tenured coaches in the league.

AltaBuck 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:23 PM

Kirk: High and tight...just how i like em.

Bret: Tease!

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

O - H - I - O 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:25 PM

Kirk: You think either one of us have a chance at winning the B1G since The Vest is gone?

Ugly dude: Well I thought so...I mean I know we'll beat you because we have a running quarterback, now!

Kirk: Really?!! That kid is from out East, when is the last time you have known what to do with a running QB?!

Ugly dude: Your right, well I know for sure we won't be beating tOSU, their kids are pretty pissed the way eSECpn, SI, Yahoo!, and well everyone else to is talking about them! Plus we play them there...and I heard, the 11W along with the stefanie Speilman foundation crew is having a huge tailgate party to raise money for Cancer Research......s*** we are screwed!

Kirk: Good luck with that, don't forget to lock the door tonight, I'll be waiting for you for a snuggle buddy!

"Because I couldn't go for three"

Bucks43201 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:30 PM

Hey Kirk - Do you want to play a game of Spin The Bottle? You versus me.

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

Millertime78 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:31 PM

Bret...I bet you're the kind of guy that would F**k a person in the a$$ and not have the god-damn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!

squeegeBRB 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:40 PM

Winner.

SEATTLE BUCKEYE 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:57 PM

"Hey Kirk...Deal with it"

BuckeyeMark 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:59 PM

"Heck yeah it was us who planted that tat guy in Columbus... it worked, didn't it?"

chaoscrusader 22 Jul, 2011 @ 3:59 PM

Kirk: "Hey ya, Bret.... smile if you like men..."

Bret displays a sh_t eating grin!!!!

Kirk: "Ha ha... made you smile you punk a$$ biatch!"

Bret: "......shutup Kirk, I am not a punk a$$ biatch or at least that is what Brady Hoke told me last night."

Kirk: "So you are already playing pivot man with Captain scUM"

Bret: "He likes my peach fuzz for sideburns on his inner thighs"

Shaking his head in disbelief, Kirk walks away thinking Bret has converted Brady into a sniping little Biatch... great...that is what this conference needs. I already miss Tress.