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Caption Friday: Heh

THE FUTURE IS OURS, DEAR KIRK

It's that time again. Truly exceptional captions might even earn a t-shirt.

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BuckeyeSki's picture
BuckeyeSki on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:04pm #

Nice turtleneck Ferentz, but I've got the bird logo inked on my body for life. Fake ass hawkeye.....

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin'  like Whoopi Goldberg

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SouthBayBuckeye on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:05pm #

With Tressel gone, will I still win COY somehow?

 

Probably.

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

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Jrod214 on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:12pm #

The sheet says to be smug... I'm just following the sheet.

"Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup." - Despair.com

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BuckeyeSki on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:14pm #

...and then I was all like, my name is Bret Bielma, who's Rob Riggle!!!?

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin'  like Whoopi Goldberg

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NoVA Buckeye on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:16pm #

Dammit Ferentz, I wish I had your job...

/Duff'd It

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RBuck Mod on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:21pm #

"You talking to my wife...eh!?"

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

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nickporter53 on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:22pm #

(Coach Ferentz) - Hey Brett...did I ever tell you about being an All-Yankke Conference Linebacker in college?

(Coach Bielema) - Jesus...YES! Too many times to count. 

 

Nick Porter
All Broad Street (1989 & 1990)

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The Vest-er on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:22pm #

TCU, really? C'mon man.

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

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NC_Buckeye on 22 Jul 2011 - 2:12pm #

So far I like this one best.

#fistpumpgobuckeyes

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Bucksfan on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:26pm #

Bret:  How long has it been, Kirk.

Kirk:  Too long, Bret.  Too long.

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GoBucks713 on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:30pm #

I know you can smell it.

-The Aristocrats!

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Maestro on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:39pm #

So a priest, a rabbi and a cheese-head walk into a bar.......

vacuuming sucks

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Maestro on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:42pm #

"Sometimes when I get nervous I fold my arms across my chest and put my fingers in my armpits and then I like to smell my fingers.  You ever do that Kirk?"

"Uh, good luck today Bret, nice seeing you."

vacuuming sucks

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NC_Buckeye on 22 Jul 2011 - 2:15pm #

+1 for Mary Katherine Gallagher quote.

/long time crush on Molly Shannon

#fistpumpgobuckeyes

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buckeyedude on 23 Jul 2011 - 7:41am #

SUPERSTAR!

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license." 

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gravey on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:43pm #

Is that cheese smell you?

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Buckeye Scottie on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:45pm #

Bret - "You hear I have a multi-threat STUD athelete at QB now?  Best QB/ball player in the country.

Kirk - 'He went 9-4 in the A(bsolutely) C(rappy) Conference and was a .228 hitter in A-ball, Bret.  Plus, you're still a prick.

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Atl-Buck on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:49pm #

My GOD you're a handsome fellow! Do you think the new guy in Columbus likes men too?

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Denny on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:49pm #

"They're making an E! True Hollywood Story on me, so that should clear up a lot of your questions."

Taquitos.

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Johnny Staff on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:50pm #

"no, they stay there, i've got a second pair for my eyes when i need em"

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Squirrel Master on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:56pm #

"Hey, I loved you in Captain America!"

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Squirrel Master on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:29pm #

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NW Buckeye on 22 Jul 2011 - 1:57pm #

Seriously, Kirk, who do I have to b*** to get coach of the year?

Chris's picture
Chris Staff on 22 Jul 2011 - 2:01pm #

Staring contest! Ready. Set. Go!

GoBucks713's picture
GoBucks713 on 22 Jul 2011 - 2:05pm #

Is it me or are they longing for each other?

-The Aristocrats!

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SEATTLE BUCKEYE on 22 Jul 2011 - 2:13pm #

Kirk:  "You know technically, you didn't beat Ohio State last year"

Bret:  "We still beat you guys"

Kirk:  "How did that Rose Bowl work out for ya?"

Bret  "......shutup Kirk"

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BrewstersMillions on 22 Jul 2011 - 2:34pm #

You and me. Staring contest. GO.

4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off

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Doug T on 22 Jul 2011 - 2:34pm #

1st one to blink has to pick up the soap!

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squeegeBRB on 22 Jul 2011 - 2:43pm #

Ferentz: My lord, you are beautiful...

 

Bielema: Shut up and Kiss me, Kirk!

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buck i on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:00pm #

Ferentz: Bielbot, initiate Smugmode.

Bielema: Initiating Smugmode check sequence.

  • SCHEDULE=CUPCAKE... TRUE
  • NEW_QB=ATHLETIC... TRUE
  • JUMP=AROUND... TRUE
  • NEMESIS=STILL COACHING... FALSE
  • CHECK COMPLETE
  • SMUGMODE ENGAGED

 

 

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umbyosu on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:01pm #

Kirk: Bret, are you a legend or leader?

Bret:  I have no freakin' idea, but I am guessing neither. 

ColdBuckeye's picture
ColdBuckeye on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:06pm #

I speculate that in another year, we'll be the two highest tenured coaches in the league.

AltaBuck's picture
AltaBuck on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:23pm #

Kirk: High and tight...just how i like em.

Bret: Tease!

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon. - Crash Davis

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O - H - I - O on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:25pm #

Kirk: You think either one of us have a chance at winning the B1G since The Vest is gone?

Ugly dude: Well I thought so...I mean I know we'll beat you because we have a running quarterback, now!

Kirk: Really?!! That kid is from out East, when is the last time you have known what to do with a running QB?!

Ugly dude: Your right, well I know for sure we won't be beating tOSU, their kids are pretty pissed the way eSECpn, SI, Yahoo!, and well everyone else to is talking about them! Plus we play them there...and I heard, the 11W along with the stefanie Speilman foundation crew is having a huge tailgate party to raise money for Cancer Research......s*** we are screwed!

Kirk: Good luck with that, don't forget to lock the door tonight, I'll be waiting for you for a snuggle buddy!

"Because I couldn't go for three"

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Bucks43201 on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:30pm #

Hey Kirk - Do you want to play a game of Spin The Bottle? You versus me.

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

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Millertime78 on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:31pm #

 

Bret...I bet you're the kind of guy that would F**k a person in the a$$ and not have the god-damn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!

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squeegeBRB on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:40pm #

Winner.

SEATTLE BUCKEYE's picture
SEATTLE BUCKEYE on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:57pm #

"Hey Kirk...Deal with it"

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BuckeyeMark on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:59pm #

"Heck yeah it was us who planted that tat guy in Columbus...  it worked, didn't it?"

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chaoscrusader on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:59pm #

Kirk:  "Hey ya, Bret.... smile if you like men..."

Bret displays a sh_t eating grin!!!!

Kirk: "Ha ha... made you smile you punk a$$ biatch!"

Bret: "......shutup Kirk, I am not a punk a$$ biatch or at least that is what Brady Hoke told me last night."

Kirk: "So you are already playing pivot man with Captain scUM"

Bret: "He likes my peach fuzz for sideburns on his inner thighs"

Shaking his head in disbelief, Kirk walks away thinking Bret has converted Brady into a sniping little Biatch... great...that is what this conference needs. I already miss Tress.

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BuckeyeMark on 22 Jul 2011 - 3:59pm #

Brett: "So then Cam tells the NCAA 'No, I wanted 180 G's to play at Miss State but I'll play for free at Auburn' and they bought it!"

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BucksfanXC on 22 Jul 2011 - 4:10pm #

"Man if you only knew what I traded for that Hawkeye tattoo..."

"Ahh, your bachelor's degree?"

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.”  - Woody

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Huntington Beac... on 22 Jul 2011 - 5:05pm #

Bret: Okay, here's a shot out of the cannon: Paterno, Dantonio, and your wife. You gotta fu*& one, marry one, kill one, go!

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SouthBayBuckeye on 22 Jul 2011 - 5:07pm #

I've played this game in HB before.....

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

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Huntington Beac... on 22 Jul 2011 - 6:37pm #

Hahah...who hasn't?

SouthBayBuckeye's picture
SouthBayBuckeye on 22 Jul 2011 - 6:38pm #

it's an easy one to play with the abundance of women there on a weekend night

Banned from ATO since June 3rd 2PMish PST

NH-IO's picture
NH-IO on 22 Jul 2011 - 5:15pm #

We're not looking to next season, we're looking to make a noise now and ... I wanna kiss you! 

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ohiowhitesnake on 22 Jul 2011 - 6:26pm #

"Bret, are you going to kiss me or not?"

Kurt's picture
Kurt on 22 Jul 2011 - 6:54pm #

Kirk: everyone knows about that Hawkeye tattoo, so you wanna show me where your Bucky Badger one is?

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jonnyreb02 on 22 Jul 2011 - 7:30pm #

wanna see my tatoo?  ;)

 

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Nerkbuckeye on 22 Jul 2011 - 7:37pm #

Go Bucks---Tee he he

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GoBucks713 on 22 Jul 2011 - 7:39pm #

".... so then he tells JoePa 'once they stop watching Spongebob, the real action begins' and JoePa shits himself on the sideline in the 'Shoe......"

-The Aristocrats!

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VanDownByTheRiver on 22 Jul 2011 - 9:42pm #

"So there they are marchin down the field and Posey DROPS THE PASS"-Kirk

"No f^cking way......" -Bret

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thorvath22 on 22 Jul 2011 - 11:29pm #

Kirk you told me the locker rooms were salmon...but that!? That wasn't what I expected...

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shortbuck on 23 Jul 2011 - 9:43am #

Kirk:  You realize you were averaging 6.0 yards per carry on that final drive in the Rose Bowl don't you?

Brett:  Yes

Kirk:  You also realize the 2 point conversion is from two and a half yards away?

Brett:  UH HUH

Kirk:  Empty back field, really?  You weren't a math major here at Iowa were you?

Brett: UH NO

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Abe Froman on 23 Jul 2011 - 12:18pm #

Competion:  While the winners are celebrating a victory, the other team will probably end up crying.

Beware the sound of one hand clapping.....

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biggy84 on 23 Jul 2011 - 2:36pm #

" I'm not wearing underwear"

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tjayp on 25 Jul 2011 - 4:42pm #

Brett: You ever hear that rumor about me pounding the blonde sideline reporter?  Dude, I totally did.

Kirk: Yeah Brett. The only thing you know how to pound is the ball off tackle.

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