Buckeye Blotter: Simmons Pleads Guilty

By Chris Lauderback on May 12, 2008 at 7:47p
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Looks guilty to me...

After being arrested last July for having sex with a 14 year old student, former Buckeye captain Jason Simmons plead guilty today to three counts of sexual battery meaning he could face up to five years in the hole.

Additionally, DDN noted he's earned the title Tier Three Sex Offender meaning he'll have to keep law enforcement informed of his address for the remainder of his life.

Unfortunately, the judge didn't order him castrated but I'm sure 5 years in the joint for doin' the dirty with a 14 year old will result in a few beatings, at least.

Maybe I'm crazy, but you'd think a former Buckeye captain could parlay stories of the glory days into some action with a woman of legal age.

Bare minimum his record of 4.0 sacks in a game (Washington, '91) should yield some dry humping from a Dayton area Cougar if he played his cards right. Ridiculous.

Former Buckeye or not, dude can rot in the clink forever for all we care.

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