Jack Tripper approves (Jim Witmer - Dayton Daily News)The Dayton Daily News would like your attention, please: Gholston, Female Roommate Just Friends.
Evidently, the sack-artist lives with a former OSU student in a two-bedroom townhouse in Gahanna. The two met his freshman year in the dorms and insist there's nothing more than a friendship:
"When I tell everybody I live with a female, they start thinking different things," said Gholston, 21, a fourth-year junior from Detroit who is expected to turn pro after the season. "But a lot of the guys know her and know she's a good friend of mine."
The perks?
"It's a good living situation. I know my role, and she knows her role. I take out the trash, and she does the dishes."
And:
"I love when she folds my clothes."
Don't we all, man. Don't we all. Oh, and if there's any doubt whatsoever as to whether Vern will be around next year, his roomie all but shot that down:
"He's about to go to the NFL. Females only see that and try to jump on the bandwagon, and I try to open his eyes to it."
(Via The Sports Diva)
Comments
I wish we could all desist from using "females" when we mean "women." Gawd, there ought to be a remedial grammar and linguistics course taught *after* high school.
Vernon's lucky he's got someone talking some sense into him, though - as long as he listens. I remember being that young, and remember what I was like. If I were built and gifted like The Gun Show, I'd be landing girls like planes at an airport.
"Friends with benefits" all the way here.
I agree, that picture makes me think he's taking the “Friends with benefits†route also.
I wonder if the happy ending was free or if Vern had to scrub the bathtub for it?
this all reminds me of what happened last year with the massages and pedicures in Arizona at that 4 star hotel. LSU 41 Buckeyes 17
is that what Antonio Henton was looking for?
Thanks for showing the love for my site.
Kudos to you Vernon Gholston! He is a sack machine in more than one way. BTW, gatorpilot wants to know if you get a prostate check with that massage?
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