Tebow's Heisman in a pair of 1987 Axl Jorts
By now, I'm sure everyone's seen the supposedly photoshopped pic of Tim Tebow sportin' some jorts but props to loserswithsocks for taking it to another level with this beauty.
I think it's safe to say Tennessee fans ain't to sweet on the man they refer to as "Timbag".
Speaking of dudes that probably wear jean shorts, Les Miles announced he had a chat with key Michigan elitists last Friday. Amazingly, he declared he is not a candidate and that he instead was trying to help Michigan in their search for a head coach "just as any loyal alumnus might do".
After this annoucement, I'm strangely convinced he'll end up taking the job. Or maybe not. Either way, I'm starting to think he's got a crush on the media spotlight Curt Schilling would be proud of.
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Gawd, I love this blog. Always updated, material's insightful and fresh. Wow. Kudos, kudos, kudos.
I think Miles might jump, too. If Bobby "Leapin' Lizard" Petrino can vault to Arkansas in the middle of an NFL season, now would be the perfect time to go. A two-faced move like the one Miles would have to make would pale in comparison to what Petrino's done. (And what is it with Arkansas' strange ability to lure NFL coaches in mid-season?) He still has the m*ch*g*n bail-out clause in this extension. That ought to tell us something.
Miles' explanation for his conversation over the weekend - whether he takes the job or not - is preposterous. It has to go down as one of the stupidest explanations this year in sports (I'm thinking the only competition is Vick's plea deal). Even if Miles doesn't jump, I can't imagine m*ch*g*n being foolish enough to hand the keys to Debord, English or Hoke.
I swear, if Hoke gets that job, drinks are on me, boys. I won't stop laughing for the length of his contract. It'll be a great time to hit me up for a loan.
I am in the boat that believes Miles is telling the truth. I think (beat) Mich-again has botched this search up and they are seriously asking for Miles's advice, because now they are at a loss. Michigan is in complete disbelief that everyone has turned them down and now Arkansas pulls some shit last night, putting more egg on scUM's face.
Joe, just let us know what bar has your tab and we can have an 11W viewing party during a hoops game, because there is no way they are going to announce a coach who doesn't bring us to laughing tears.
Thanks for the props, Joe...Lord knows its sometimes difficult to keep the content rolling while we attempt to stay employed and out of our wives/girlfriends doghouse.
Why don't they just hire Brady Hoke and get it over with? It's inevitable...
Today's rumors say Jim Grobe...by the way, Darren McFadden can't hold Beanie's jock! I kid. I kid.
Overheard in Ann Arbor:
"Excuse me, what is your coach du jour?'
"That is our coach of the day."
"Mmmm, he sounds good, I'll take him."
Feels good to mingle with these laid back country folk don't it?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS - You are on old focker!