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Dear Recruit

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By Jason - December 2nd, 2007 |
Filed Under Football, OSU

The patented “O-Face”

Dear Recruit,

When you sign up to play for this guy, you get to play for a national championship every 2.3 years.

Regards,
Buckeye Nation

Ballhype + YardBarker +

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i just forwarded this to terrele pryor

cl - December 2nd, 2007 at 7:44 am - #
This is the single funniest headline I’ve seen all year. He may have a “head like a Ken Doll,” but if can find a way to win the national title game, he has to be entered into the conversation over who the best OSU coach in history was/is. Three appearances, and (possibly) two wins in five years? Those are I-AA numbers, and this is a division without a playoff format. Amazing.

I remember reading a column in the Lantern more than a decade ago, explaining to Buckeyes fans that despite Cooper’s inability to beat m*ch*g*n and win “the big one,” those years were the golden age of Ohio State football. High draft picks, good bowls, lots of wins, excellent talent, etc. I recall agreeing with that column, at the time.

I never saw this guy coming, and couldn’t imagine that he’d improve the program the way he has. What a roll he’s on.

If I’m Pryor, or any other contacted recruit, I’m looking at today’s headlines and packing a bag for Columbus. This guy can coach, he can build a complete team on all three sides of the ball, and he can put you in a position to win on a nationally-televised stage every single week. He’s developed a track record, runs a clean show, looks after his players and gets the very best out of the talent he has. Boy, is he on a roll.

Joe - December 2nd, 2007 at 8:28 am - #
Yes sir!

Chris - December 2nd, 2007 at 11:41 am - #
I have a mancrush on him.

Wil - December 2nd, 2007 at 2:59 pm - #
It’s time for another SEC/Big10 showdown in the Tiger’s backyard! Jimmy is ready to kiss the crystal for a 2nd time.

Travis - December 2nd, 2007 at 8:28 pm - #
Wil,
congradulations to all you homo Ohio State fans out there, you’ll have a mancrush on your team too after ya see the purdy little dress we got waitin’ for em…..

banjo picker - December 2nd, 2007 at 8:40 pm - #
Seriously? ……your name is “Banjo Picker?” I don’t even need to argue with you, I’m embarrassed for you…I can see you’ve already embraced your inner (and most likely outer) white trash.

Wil - December 3rd, 2007 at 9:52 am - #
I’m sure the Banjo isn’t all he picks….
He’s also talking about dresses for the guys? Weird sort down there. Maybe that’s why the teams are so “fast”……

Kelly - December 5th, 2007 at 11:12 am - #
I can already hear the music from “Deliverance” being played on his Banjo……….creepy.

Wil - December 5th, 2007 at 1:15 pm - #
WIL
it’s little dudes like you and yer friend Kelly that end up gettin lost while on vacations down south and thing is…. back home nobody even misses em

banjo picker - December 6th, 2007 at 5:44 pm - #