Jason Whitlock Still Baked
Last night on PTI, Jason Whitlock informed us all that he was staking his “football reputation” on the fact that Texas will beat tOSU tomorrow night:
99.9% sure Texas gets it done. I’m staking my football reputation on this. The offensive line from Texas will dominate Ohio State. They’ll run the ball.. that Colt McCoy will look great. Texas wins by two touchdowns.
The beautiful thing about this take is that it followed up one from moments earlier in which Whitlock told us how he lost a girlfriend that decided to go “Porky-Pigging” with Derrick Thomas but ended up taking her back a month later anyway.
