Buckeye fans after one loss to Michigan: “We got outplayed. We weren’t adequately prepared. Perhaps we took them too lightly. Kudos to them. Where did we go wrong and what can we do to make sure this happen again?”

Michigan fans after 17 losses in 19 years: “It’s fixed! And the referees!!! And the conference is corrupt. And ESPN is corrupt. And the refs!! And the bag men! And the cheating. And the bag men! If only we weren’t the kings of all things moral and decent! If only we weren’t the Oxford of the Great Lakes!! And it’s all fixed!!! AND THE REFS!!!!”

I’m so proud and fortunate to be on the right side of this rivalry.