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The most pathetic thing I've ever read.

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BigLights's picture
July 28, 2015 at 2:11am
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Some guy over at Mgoblog took the time to write this whole thing. 20 bucks to anyone who makes it all the way through without laughing hysterically. 

So, without further ado, my best-case scenario:

On the first night of the season, the eyes of the nation turn to Salt Lake City for Jim Harbaugh’s debut. Tied at 17 after an hour of play, the Utes and Wolverines provide the first overtime of the 2015 season. The teams trade touchdowns and head to a second OT, with Michigan having first possession. On 2nd and 7, our still developing OL allows an unfortunate 15 yard sack on a missed assignment. Fortunatley, Michigan salvages the drive and manages to eek out a long field goal following a long third down run.  Next, Utah receives possession and immediately delivers a long pass to set up 1st and Goal on the six yardline. Sensing victory, the crowd is roaring and Michigan fans groan. “At least this game was competitive, we’re going in the right direction,” they think to themselves. But it was not to be! A gutsy, aggressive blitz combined with a bad snap leads to a Utah fumble and Michigan recovery. The 10,000 maize and blue fans who made the trek to SLC scream so loud it almost sounds as if the home team won. Harbaugh starts off undefeated, but our rivals bemoan the “lucky break” that caused our victory. Michigan rolls back into the Big House and easily dispatches Oregon State and UNLV, by margins of 20 and 28, respectively. The two crowds tally over 110,000 each, it’s sunny and 75 both days, and the Big House feels like it should again.

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