Across the Twitterverse: Review of the Week's Best Tweets

I don't get why they just can't carry big sizes in stores I'm tired of having to try to get shoes online

— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) May 28, 2016  

"In order to beat the Warriors, you have to out score them." (@313_DETROIT ) how else do you beat anyone?

— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) May 31, 2016

I mean, he's not wrong? 

1 thing about it 2 things fasho Zone6 gone be a scary sight #Shhh

— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) May 30, 2016

That unfollow button is glorious

— Kam Williams (@kd__will) May 28, 2016

I call, and raise you a mute button.

Hi @elflein65 and @richielisle pic.twitter.com/b3mf0MPHKu

— Billy Price (@b_price54) May 27, 2016

I just saw the preview for The Conjuring 2 and I want to go home now

— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) May 29, 2016

Speaking of kickers watching things, let's check in on Sean's Game of Thrones experience.

Just finished season 1 of Game of Thrones and everyone I liked is now dead #tornup

— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) June 3, 2016

Torn up after just the first season? Oh boy. This should be fun.

Stay on my P's and my Q's , stay on my Q's and my P's!!! Happy Memorial Day pic.twitter.com/7mMYW9G1f7

— Kam Williams (@kd__will) May 30, 2016

@o_tate_ it be the random dudes that come in there, chill on me

— Kam Williams (@kd__will) May 30, 2016

@shonrp2 hamstrings going up!!! pic.twitter.com/3JzcNtTwNi

— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) June 1, 2016

Well. Looks like Marshon Lattimore is healthy.

Benihana cravings with a Ramen Noodle bank account #TheStruggle

— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) June 1, 2016

I see Ohio skipped over the in between phase of winter to summer and went straight to 90+ degrees. Slobs don't do well in this weather.

— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) May 27, 2016

Majoring in anything without math

— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) June 2, 2016

Major in Twitter, like Liam McCullough. Speaking of Liam, where you at?

New Year's Resolution: have a Twitter game as strong as @CJ12_ 's

— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) January 1, 2016

Cardale Jones never took weeks off.

Met Tim Tebow today so that was crazy. Grew up wanting to be just like him so that was really cool for me.

— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) June 1, 2016

Just ate sushi for the first time and for the last time

— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) June 1, 2016

Fr gonna just start leaving my phone in my room the whole day.

— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) June 2, 2016

For the Birds

We all knew the slobs would miss Taylor Decker. You don't simply "replace" a three year starter who goes in the top-20 of the NFL Draft. His talent will be missed, sure, but evidently his absence is most felt off the field.

Decker was an animal science major at Ohio State and interned at the Columbus Zoo. Apparently, he didn't do a good job of sharing what he learned in the classroom. 

"Ducks don't lay nests, birds lay nests" - @ThePrince_59

— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) June 2, 2016

"Are ducks mammals?"
"Can ducks fly?"
-@ThePrince_59

— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) June 2, 2016

"Ducks don't fly birds do" - @ThePrince_59

— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) June 2, 2016

"Are chickens birds" - @Meech_Dream14

— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) June 2, 2016

Pro Tip: If it has feathers, there's a pretty solid chance it's a bird.

Say Cheese

JaQuan Lyle is in urgent need of a dentist.

Wellllll........okay! pic.twitter.com/8eZSWlsevZ

— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) May 31, 2016

@JMamba13 I'm calling you cousin Leroy till you get it fixed

— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) June 1, 2016

And can we talk about how ugly @JMamba13 looks with his chipped tooth!!

— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) June 1, 2016

@JMamba13 lol they don't have an emoji for that smile

— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) June 1, 2016

Saltyyyy, can't get my tooth fixed til Friday

— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) June 1, 2016

Lyle's life in one image:

This Week's Winner of Twitter

too soon? @JMamba13 pic.twitter.com/S2ynX2gOZD

— OSU BBall Managers (@OSUManagers) June 1, 2016