You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Black people bonds with their barbers last forever lol
— E (@RestUpBoog) May 6, 2016
My first haircut ever was by the same dude that cut my dreads off, I feel guilty af when somebody else cut my hair. Smh
— E (@RestUpBoog) May 6, 2016
I shamelessly get my hair cut at the Aveda training salon on High and 11th. They give me hot tea, shampoo and condition, a neck and shoulder massage, a haircut, and style it for $15.
Officially summer break! (Until next week when when we start summer school and workouts )
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) May 3, 2016
Just met Zydrunas Ilgauskas I love Cleveland now
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) May 6, 2016
@__TheU__ pic.twitter.com/pJDVmbQnkk
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) May 6, 2016
That is a giant human making too very large humans look like small humans.
It's me vs me, no one else.
— Billy Price (@b_price54) May 1, 2016
And u still lost....Bill https://t.co/Y5mX6sQLWo
— Noah Brown (@Nb_Eight0) May 1, 2016
Thank God for @WaffleHouse pic.twitter.com/viHzuUEknT
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) April 30, 2016
As a Georgia resident, I approve of this message.
To anyone out there bored from studying, here's a video of me singing along to @justinbieber pregame pic.twitter.com/dZDvZdvK8p
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) April 30, 2016
They didn't want me to get an A in calculus... So what do I do??? #A-
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) May 4, 2016
I just want a Bulldog and a Bernese Mountain Dog and I'd be happy in life
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) May 1, 2016
Those are definitely starting left tackle sized dogs.
When @YoungKing_JD5 says your haircut makes you look like one of the Beatles pic.twitter.com/RGdt2e222B
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) May 5, 2016
Sliding in DMs is basically asking to get screenshotted and put in a group message somewhere lol
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 2, 2016
So if you slide in someone's DMs you're essentially sliding in their entire friend group's DMs also.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 2, 2016
This is why I prefer the face to face approach. You can't ask your friends for help when you have to say real words with your own mouth.
Columbus Deerfield
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) May 3, 2016
Isn't the car going the wrong way? https://t.co/7WgPVot0Gl
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) May 3, 2016
No wonder it's taking too long... https://t.co/OiAXtPTfgr
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) May 3, 2016
@11W switching my major to Twitter https://t.co/2QIi303uYg
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) April 29, 2016
I mean, that's more or less what I did. You have my full support. Keep making my job easy.
atleast i can say i faded a first rounder @EliApple13 lol good shit brudda
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) April 29, 2016
Had to !! #RunningManChallenge pic.twitter.com/mlUBGaLgyq
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) May 1, 2016
"I've never been in a library" - @Joe_Burrow10
— Alex Stump (@alex_stump1) April 26, 2016
This is either a very good thing to hear during finals week, or very bad.
Coming home and leaving my Xbox is def Top 1 worst decisions ive ever made #SuperBored
— Noah Brown (@Nb_Eight0) May 4, 2016
Back in the dawg house...the rims always been nice to me!!! pic.twitter.com/mtMawp39Rs
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) April 29, 2016
Troll Roasted
Joey McBuckets is evidently a below average basketball player with an above average ability to make an ass of himself on the internet.
Case at point:
Congrats on getting drafted guys pic.twitter.com/MfhzFerIh3
— Joe Egan (@JoeyMcBuckets3) April 30, 2016
Here's the thing – there's no legitimate reason to be blocked by a college athlete you don't know because there's really no legitimate reason to interact with a college athlete you don't know in the first place.
Anyway, Mr. McBuckets decided to take an unprovoked shot at Tyvis Powell this week. It ended badly for him.
@1Tyvis you didn't get drafted because you're not talented.
— Joe Egan (@JoeyMcBuckets3) April 30, 2016
@JoeyMcBuckets3 @1Tyvis and you probably missed that lay up in your avi
— Mike Weber (@mikeweberjr) April 30, 2016
@mikeweberjr @JoeyMcBuckets3 @1Tyvis
— Joel Hale (@WHAT_da_HALE51) April 30, 2016
@mikeweberjr @JoeyMcBuckets3 @1Tyvis judging by the crowd this was a JV/Freshman game
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) April 30, 2016
@JoeyMcBuckets3 @mikeweberjr @1Tyvis let this man live Mike he's nothin but a keyboard warrior
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) April 30, 2016
FINISH HIM
@JoeyMcBuckets3 boy pic.twitter.com/iQuy3SJWG8
— QBKILLA (@JayHolmes_) April 30, 2016
Flawless victory.
Mr. McBuckets continued to go after Mike Weber throughout the week, referring to him once as a "bumb," which is not a word.
I hope Weber elects to put his inevitable Buckeye Grove tree in Mr. McBuckets' front yard instead.
Lion vs. Gorilla
Backup quarterback Joe Burrow is asking all the important questions.
Who wins in a fight
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) May 1, 2016
This question has been going around the Woody since last week lol. Lion tho https://t.co/82HcIPSZM9
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 1, 2016
@S13Collier @Joe_Burrow10 I went with lion and apparently we're in the minority
— Elika Sadeghi (@steakNstiffarms) May 1, 2016
@steakNstiffarms @S13Collier @Joe_Burrow10 Lion, for sure.
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) May 1, 2016
@Birm @S13Collier @Joe_Burrow10 watch from 2:05-2:28 https://t.co/UUIKBRLX3T
— Elika Sadeghi (@steakNstiffarms) May 1, 2016
@steakNstiffarms @Joe_Burrow10 I'm standing with my selection of Lion. They are the king of the jungle.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 1, 2016
@S13Collier @Joe_Burrow10 and I'm pretty sure gorillas are herbivores... I ain't siding with any vegan animals in a fight to the death lol
— Elika Sadeghi (@steakNstiffarms) May 1, 2016
@steakNstiffarms @S13Collier while the video is real, the gorilla would just grab the lion and then it has no shot
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) May 1, 2016
@Joe_Burrow10 @steakNstiffarms cause "grabbing" a lion is a piece of cake pic.twitter.com/2b7vsivfah
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 1, 2016
@S13Collier @steakNstiffarms if the lion gets anywhere near it the gorilla will grab it
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) May 1, 2016
@Joe_Burrow10 @steakNstiffarms Joe, how are you going to just grab a lion, that's like you grabbing an angry German Shepard or a Pit
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 1, 2016
@S13Collier @steakNstiffarms so if it tries to attack you, then you don't think you could grab it?
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) May 1, 2016
No, I don't think I could grab an angry German Shepard or pit bull, especially if he didn't want to be grabbed https://t.co/fP9K5EGY0G
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 1, 2016
I'm siding with Stephen on this one. As a long time cat owner, grabbing a housecat that does not want to be grabbed is not an easy task, a lion would be next to impossible. And once you do grab it, what's your endgame? You're just holding a 500 pound death machine of claws and teeth thrashing around in your arms.
Team lion.
This Week's Winner of Twitter
— Jerome Baker Jr. (@Lastname_Baker) April 29, 2016
