You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Browns have a really good chance of going 0-16 next season. That's impressive if you ask me.
— Alex Stump (@alex_stump1) March 16, 2016
Watching March Madness is 100x better when you don't make a bracket ..
— Justin Hilliard (@JHilliard47) March 17, 2016
Here's the thing – this is objectively incorrect. You have a zero chance of winning any money, I have greater than zero chance. I feel like he's just trying to rationalize being unable to play for money for the first time in his life (it's an NCAA violation. My DIII soccer play friend informed me last night. Shoutout to Rebekah).
The shortest lady on the flight took the seat with the most leg room
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) March 12, 2016
71 legit just has traffic jams for no reason in random spots
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) March 14, 2016
Can confirm. 2:15 pm on a Wednesday is not an acceptable time to be in standstill traffic that's not a direct result of an accident or construction. Fix yourself, Columbus.
SEC boys can't speak
— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) March 18, 2016
Great time playing Australian Football with @Cam_Johnston and @columbusfooty yesterday! #betterthanCamalready pic.twitter.com/xgHvEcYQQM
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) March 11, 2016
@BrandenBowen pic.twitter.com/M4kNoNiVhF
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) March 11, 2016
Evidently, he just ran a lot. That's just called being out of shape (I say this about a man who could bench-press me at least 50 times as I eat gummy worms and gatorade for breakfast).
Elvis has great o-line form. pic.twitter.com/CdaEstbAbU
— Patrick Elflein (@elflein65) March 18, 2016
I called it pic.twitter.com/pNWSUyF8LV
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) March 17, 2016
I also nailed it. I've missed one game so far thanks to...
If you had Little Rock winning... You are lying
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) March 17, 2016
Purdue. I picked Purdue to win an athletic competition. I deserve this.
Then there's a bunch of open seats and someone decides to sit right next to me
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) March 12, 2016
Hoop dreams pic.twitter.com/sx1LPC7rxV
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) March 16, 2016
You looking for an intramural team, Brady?
@Meech_Dream14 @majiiinbuu @LenaSpringer pic.twitter.com/dpuwpsrbOq
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) March 16, 2016
Everyone be safe in Columbus! pic.twitter.com/LMWqbHU4AD
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) March 17, 2016
I just read this too.. Be ready to fight https://t.co/9xFSzhsRXF
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) March 17, 2016
Don't you worry, Sean Nuernberger is a campus protector.
Girl Scout cookies though... Hitting
— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) March 16, 2016
@jjones_74 it's a lifestyle... #Dedication
— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) March 16, 2016
Spring Break 2K16
Just as spring practice got underway, the players got blindsided with the dreaded spring break. Let's see how they endured it.
Yeah I'm back home pic.twitter.com/BnOweTDWs6
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) March 15, 2016
Home sweet home!
— Torrance Gibson 6 (@quick_tg6) March 13, 2016
Million dollar question: Is Torrance Gibson sick of snow yet? It would appear so.
Ms. Le goin through hell right now .. pic.twitter.com/zIUFXB0t1J
— Justin Hilliard (@JHilliard47) March 17, 2016
Spa days for Justin Hilliard.
Who needs a beach view when you can watch this all day!! #SpringBreak2016 #TourneyTime pic.twitter.com/wGDenAn8hV
— OSU WBB Managers (@osuwbbmanagers) March 16, 2016
The women's hoops team opens up NCAA Tournament play at home this weekend starting Friday at 2:30 in St. John Arena.
With all the Ferraris and Porsches out here you'd think they were 10,000 dollars a pop smh. Must be nice
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) March 15, 2016
Stephen Collier's on an exotic beach vacation? Nope. He's grinding.
No days off pic.twitter.com/PS52dnTavb
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) March 15, 2016
Another one in the bank pic.twitter.com/u0ZjRVYFoi
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) March 16, 2016
Loving being back in NC, but missing Columbus
— Antonio Williams (@A_B_Williams03) March 14, 2016
Back in the 801 whos tryna kick it ?
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) March 12, 2016
Starts small scale...
Everyone gotta be outta town when dude come back in town leavin me bored af
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) March 13, 2016
Senses defeat...
Who tryna kick it in Utah ?
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) March 14, 2016
Expands range enormously to entire state.
Meech Put on Blast
Stayed out a lil late but it was worth it. @chppdxscrwd hooked me up pic.twitter.com/87ZrXGjfm7
— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) March 12, 2016
Big Meech got some new ink, but wide receivers coach Zach Smith seized the moment to troll.
Did you get a moo moo nose on the bear??? https://t.co/G6aSkAxxHh
— Zach Smith #Zone6 (@CoachZachSmith) March 12, 2016
@CoachZachSmith @Meech_Dream14
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) March 12, 2016
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) March 12, 2016
Zone #6ix got those Twitter fingers
— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) March 12, 2016
However, the slobs got the last word.
@Meech_Dream14 @CoachZachSmith Dont take this from the only receivers coach in the country with a triple chin... pic.twitter.com/54Nh6kvqM2
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) March 12, 2016
This Week's Winner of Twitter
I guess you can say I'm having fun in Jamaica #impersonatingmicheal pic.twitter.com/ZA9JQI7jKo
— Jonathon Cooper (@JonathonCooper7) March 13, 2016
