One of the greatest TV lines I ever heard was Rebecca on Cheers crying while saying "I'm too stupid to live."  Well, Allenby seems to fit this category.  

http://deadspin.com/witness-robert-allenby-hurt-himself-after-a-trip-to-...

This story keeps getting more weird.  In one article, he is angry that people are focusing on "the truth" when they should focus on the fact that he got hurt. 

If he wasn't from Australia, I would guess Alabama.  Wrong for focusing on the truth?  I have to remember that line.  Wow.